Aster Sapphire
Elder Member
Bruh I saw this shirtless dude jig by while I was eating dinner and I almost broke my neck tryna look.
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Bruh I saw this shirtless dude jig by while I was eating dinner and I almost broke my neck tryna look.
Aster Sapphire
Elder Member
I make no promises. No one is safe.
caramel
spmo!
After practice, all these guys came out shirtless and you could've thrown a backpack at my head and I wouldn't have noticed.
There's this cute asf guy in my geog class and he was wearing this tight ass shirt today so I start talking to him while taking pics on the sly. He notices and I Naruto Run outta there.
AkuTheWolfOkami
The Shape-shifting Master of Goatees and Darkness
When I played football at usf some girls would hang around the practice field.... And gawk at us skill players (because we had the better bodies) it was really awkward
JujuBee
Pettiest Bitch Out There
You stare all you want.
And the real question we all want to know- Were the pictures you took actually good? Or were they blurry?
Kingly
King of kings
Ayee what position you played?
lonecoyote
Always Confused
Pics or it didn't happen.
But for real, I can't even smile at the guy I like who's in my chem and Bio lab class because I overthink everything. Props to you for talking to him and taking pics
lonecoyote
Always Confused
Pics or it didn't happen.
But for real, I can't even smile at the guy I like who's in my chem and Bio lab class because I overthink everything. Props to you for talking to him and taking pics
caramel
spmo!
Half the football team are chocolate chasers There are like 5 other black girls at my school and we make jokes about the most racist pickupline so far
Mine is " I'm tryna put some vanilla in you
))"
caramel
spmo!
The ones of Geography boy were in agonizingly good detail and the others were sort of fuzzy.
Safton
Mr. Heartbreaker
Man, I remember one time in high school my buddy stuck around to wait for me after I finished practice so I could get a ride home from him. We left my coach's room and I steered him away from the closest exit and toward the cafeteria. He was confused, asking why I was taking a longer route. I just told him I always go this way and to wait and see.
Turns out the varsity cheerleading team used the cafeteria for practice (in short shorts and tank tops they'd never get away with wearing normally of course) on the same day and at the same time as us. We strolled through and I was at least nonchalant about the shit. My buddy just straight up stared. We got out to the parking lot and he looked at me and just said, "YOU CLEVER BASTARD."
Half the football team are chocolate chasers There are like 5 other black girls at my school and we make jokes about the most racist pickupline so far
Mine is " I'm tryna put some vanilla in you
What a shitty line.
*jots down for future use by Will on Logan*
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caramel
spmo!
Large groups of attractive people in minimal clothing is always a lovely thing to see.
See, I didn't even know there was a weight room. I come out of speech pratice and my friends are flailing and screeching and shit. Of course, I ask what's wrong and the exchange goes something like this
"What ? The hell is wrong you guys ?"
"...Nick.."
(our school has an abundance of hot Nicks)
"Wait, what Nick ? What's he doing ?"
"ASJFJEOENICKSHFOENESHIRTLESSFJFORNETHEMABSFHFOJRNOFUCKINGSHIRTNOGNR"
Obviously, I sprint up there to see but all the guys are gone
TODAY HOWEVER
I stay at school purely with the attention of seeing this mystical "weight room". At first, all you can hear is the bass of the music, grunting and the sound of metal hitting stuff. It's intense as fuck and my friend is laughing and shoving me up the stairs while saying "You ready ? You sure you ready ?". Halfway through, I realize I can't do this and try to go back down but
THEN I SEE IT
THE HOLY GRAIL OF SUBURAN WHITE JOCKS
There was 4+ Hot Nicks, 3 Tylers, a Blake and Geography boy's hot older brother. And I'm all like "pshhh, it's okay"
AND THEN I RUN DOWN THE STAIRS SND START WHEEZING
I WAS DYING
D Y I N G
AkuTheWolfOkami
The Shape-shifting Master of Goatees and Darkness
Free safety, kick return
AkuTheWolfOkami
The Shape-shifting Master of Goatees and Darkness
Half the football team are chocolate chasers There are like 5 other black girls at my school and we make jokes about the most racist pickupline so far
Mine is " I'm tryna put some vanilla in you
The white girls were more aggressive than the sisters when we'd leave practice... They be tryna trap you
caramel
spmo!
Nothing is more terrifying than a group of guys in pastel pink polo's, board shorts and Sperry's coming towards you with the "hey chocolate, shqwty, melanin , darksin, nutella queen" spiel
caramel
spmo!
What do you mean by "trap you "?
AkuTheWolfOkami
The Shape-shifting Master of Goatees and Darkness
Babies
Aster Sapphire
Elder Member
This is so Celeste as a kid. XD
caramel
spmo!
I got caught
Safton
Mr. Heartbreaker
Kingly
King of kings
Ayee I've been playing Outside Linebacker. Which is more like a strong safety hybrid in our defense.
What's going on up there ^
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-- the lost king --
THE FIRST POST IS UP YASSSSSSSSSS
caramel
spmo!
Those are the big shoulder guys, no ?
Thirst is going on, my friend
Logan happened.
Aster Sapphire
Elder Member
AWWWWW SHIT LEZ GO
Kingly
King of kings
I'm a thirst trap.