The Empress of Ice
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Are you even paying attention to what I'm wearing?? DOn'T y oU kNoW thAT caShMErE caN bE up TO eIGhT TimEs WaRMer THaN WoOL??? Elijah
"Does this look like wool to you? Qiviut bitch." ~ Kat
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Are you even paying attention to what I'm wearing?? DOn'T y oU kNoW thAT caShMErE caN bE up TO eIGhT TimEs WaRMer THaN WoOL??? Elijah
"Does this look like wool to you? Qiviut bitch." ~ Kat
"Tell you what, I'm not ze bitch here."
although he probably wouldn't say that outside of this shitpost or being absolutely livid
Elijah at some point:
Eli rn:I don't why I'm acting as if Kat would actually hate the guy, when she's been through worse. To be honest, the only thing that would irk her would be his attempts to give her a *nickname like 'Mon canard'.
edit: *petname
2) Who's Fear in the gif?
Eli rn:
He's just Bowie whenever his French greetings get rejected. If you look past the cigar smoke you can see very tiny tears in his eyes because when he greets Kat he's just praying that she won't make him look bad in front of the others :'-)
He's just Bowie whenever his French greetings get rejected. If you look past the cigar smoke you can see very tiny tears in his eyes because when he greets Kat he's just praying that she won't make him look bad in front of the others :'-)
EDIT: Holy shit
Eli trying to greet Kat:
I c a n n o t b re a t h e. Elijah is stealing my heart, and I just can't.
Who knew the personification of Elijah's inner self was Bowie
He's a sweet boi, I promise He really is the very embodiment of "you reap what you sow"
(China Girl plays quietly from cable car)
I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder ~
The moment he said thunder, Kat felt triggered.
Can this boy do anything without bREAKING EVERYTHING? Shit, shit, shit change the song! Play Let's Dance or something!
Ya know, the universe always tries to keep things in balance; Elijah being so perfect would just be unfair to the world and therefore it was destined for him to meet Yuna and Kat.
Bowie truly is Elijah. Elijah is Bowie.
The wish box when it realized who Emmie invited to the party
#sassybox #toosassyforu
Lol seriously though you guys' characters are
How sassy is the wish box gonna be? :^) Just insulting each of the partygoers in turn haha
The wish box is like that one friend you have where when you first met them they're like
Then all of sudden you realized that they're like
that's very true. i hope she's good cause karin's got a whole character arc lol (just kidding i really want to see emmie as a character being fleshed out)I'm so... worried about Emmie... is she okay.... is she doing alright.... is she alive .... these are the real questions