Yahhah
The Wandering Storyteller
"Then I suppose we'll be in touch" said Beth. As the group began to walk off.Allyson nodded. "Sure. I'll get right on it when i get home."
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"Then I suppose we'll be in touch" said Beth. As the group began to walk off.Allyson nodded. "Sure. I'll get right on it when i get home."
"See ya" she said"Then I suppose we'll be in touch" said Beth. As the group began to walk off.
(Fair point. Lets just skip to Apocalypse breaking him out of prison)
(Timeskip a couple days later) The heroes in Avengers mansion lay scattered around the floor each on had been defeated. Only Ironman stood between apocalypse and their prisoner. "I suggest you move." Apocalypse said. He walked over to Tony and threw him aside. "Armor powers depleted sir. All primary suit functions offline." Jarvis said. Apocalypse opened the door. "Joey Yamamoto. This is your lucky day. I've come to free you." He telekinetically drestoryed the bonds holding Joey and he threw a young woman in the cage. "Eat up."Allyson nods. "Then let's just try to enjoy the rest of the day. Its not everyday Jeremy's friends are here."
All of Joey's skin and his internal organs were gone. He was just a skeleton with a blue and purple eye. He looked at the woman "Meaaaaaat." He jumped off the wall and began devouring her. Piece by piece. Her flesh and bones that entered what was left of his throat turned into blood in the area that used to be his stomach. The blood then was absorbed into his bones as he devoured with joy. S came up from behind "It wasn't necessary to defeat the Avengers, then again it was fun." She held up a crystal ball to show the new Joey and Maddy. The old Joey looked with pure hatred and confusion "I know what's going through your mind... a fake? It cannot be... but it is... and he's far stronger than you." S said "However, I can make you more powerful than he can possibly imagine." She chuckled. Skeleton Joey looked at her "How?" She then pushed him into a portal "You'll see!" She closed the portal with a smile "Apocalypse dear, we should be gone for no more than a few hours... however, to him it will feel a little... longer."(Timeskip a couple days later) The heroes in Avengers mansion lay scattered around the floor each on had been defeated. Only Ironman stood between apocalypse and their prisoner. "I suggest you move." Apocalypse said. He walked over to Tony and threw him aside. "Armor powers depleted sir. All primary suit functions offline." Jarvis said. Apocalypse opened the door. "Joey Yamamoto. This is your lucky day. I've come to free you." He telekinetically drestoryed the bonds holding Joey and he threw a young woman in the cage. "Eat up."
"Soon I will have a new weapon. And the heroes will crumble before me."All of Joey's skin and his internal organs were gone. He was just a skeleton with a blue and purple eye. He looked at the woman "Meaaaaaat." He jumped off the wall and began devouring her. Piece by piece. Her flesh and bones that entered what was left of his throat turned into blood in the area that used to be his stomach. The blood then was absorbed into his bones as he devoured with joy. S came up from behind "It wasn't necessary to defeat the Avengers, then again it was fun." She held up a crystal ball to show the new Joey and Maddy. The old Joey looked with pure hatred and confusion "I know what's going through your mind... a fake? It cannot be... but it is... and he's far stronger than you." S said "However, I can make you more powerful than he can possibly imagine." She chuckled. Skeleton Joey looked at her "How?" She then pushed him into a portal "You'll see!" She closed the portal with a smile "Apocalypse dear, we should be gone for no more than a few hours... however, to him it will feel a little... longer."
"Yes but expect him to return in a more... infantile state... however listen to me. Whatever you do, do not follow us to the dimension I am taking him. You and your soul will be obliterated in... well average person would last 0.5 seconds. I would say you would last a good 15 minutes... Maybe 16. But it will hurt... a lot." S replied as she opened a portal"Soon I will have a new weapon. And the heroes will crumble before me."
Peter went to visit Joey with a Pizza in hand. He knocked on his door. (I'm just gonna say that within the few days they became like best friends) "Joe. Pizza delivery."
"Well they had a new item. I thought we'd try it out. I got a regular pepperoni. And then there's a sushi pizza. It's a bunch of different sushi with wasabi instead of marinara." Peter said. "I tried a sample. It wasn't too bad actually though I think they go a little strong on the wasabi." Peter said."Yes but expect him to return in a more... infantile state... however listen to me. Whatever you do, do not follow us to the dimension I am taking him. You and your soul will be obliterated in... well average person would last 0.5 seconds. I would say you would last a good 15 minutes... Maybe 16. But it will hurt... a lot." S replied as she opened a portal
Joey went over and opened the door "Oh hey Peter! I was just packing up my trading cards. Thinking about selling them. What toppings did you get?"
"That doesn't sound like a pizza, that sounds like a crime against humanity." Joey replied"Well they had a new item. I thought we'd try it out. I got a regular pepperoni. And then there's a sushi pizza. It's a bunch of different sushi with wasabi instead of marinara." Peter said. "I tried a sample. It wasn't too bad actually though I think they go a little strong on the wasabi." Peter said.
"Of course. If your method gets results then I have no reason to interfere." Apocalypse said.
"Yep well, we're superheroes so we get to test it so humanity doesn't have to." Peter said with a laugh."That doesn't sound like a pizza, that sounds like a crime against humanity." Joey replied
"Very well, I shall see you in an hour at the cafe." S replied as she went through a portal. "Have your fun with the Avengers if you wish."
"Well if we have to in the name of justice.." He opened the door "Come on in.""Yep well, we're superheroes so we get to test it so humanity doesn't have to." Peter said with a laugh.
Apocalypse chuckled. "They're already broken they hold no more fun. I'll see you at the cafe."
Peter stepped in. "Okay so when thing inevitably go down hill I brought a bunch of soda to drown the taste. And Icecream to drown the wasabi. And then when that's done a classic Pepperoni Pizza will be waiting for us." Peter said. "So... I'll brave the first test." He opened the box and pulled out the sushi pizza. He took a bite. His face contorted somewhat. "That is so bad. You should try it." He said."Well if we have to in the name of justice.." He opened the door "Come on in."
S closed the portal.
"I don't know if I want to." Joey said as he took a slice. He opened his mouth and took a bite. He held the food in his mouth and immediately rushed for a trash can before spitting it out "GROSS!" He shouted "That was nasty!"Peter stepped in. "Okay so when thing inevitably go down hill I brought a bunch of soda to drown the taste. And Icecream to drown the wasabi. And then when that's done a classic Pepperoni Pizza will be waiting for us." Peter said. "So... I'll brave the first test." He opened the box and pulled out the sushi pizza. He took a bite. His face contorted somewhat. "That is so bad. You should try it." He said.
"Sushi good. Pizza good. Sushi and Pizza. No thanks." He said."I don't know if I want to." Joey said as he took a slice. He opened his mouth and took a bite. He held the food in his mouth and immediately rushed for a trash can before spitting it out "GROSS!" He shouted "That was nasty!"
S opened a portal at the cafe "Are you ready to see your new pet?" She said to Apocalypse.
"For sure." He said as he began washing his mouth out with water from the sink"Sushi good. Pizza good. Sushi and Pizza. No thanks." He said.
Apocalypse smiled. "Giddy as a child." He said.
"Well experiencing that heinous crime against humanity. I think the hero part is done and now the regular guy part can begin." He grabbed the box with pepperoni pizza."For sure." He said as he began washing his mouth out with water from the sink
"Alright... but first things first. You are to refer to him as Daiko. His memory has been destroyed and brainwashed. If he hears his name, it might trigger his memory but considering it has been about 300 to 400 years in the dimension... it's not likely. Oh and get us a person please, he's starving." S replied
"Awesome. So I got tons of Genesis stuff, both from the states and from my home city." He replied "Where do you want to begin?""Well experiencing that heinous crime against humanity. I think the hero part is done and now the regular guy part can begin." He grabbed the box with pepperoni pizza.
"Daiko... Very good. Fell. Come here. Our new pet is hungry." Apocalypse said. Fell walked over to Daiko. "watcha in the mood for. man? woman?...child?" He asked.
"Well we can play an awesome game and enjoy or we can play a horrible game and laugh about how bad it is. Tonight I'm leaning to the ladder. I got PlayStation 3 and a copy of Sonic 06.," He said. "The purest form of unrest and evil packed into a disc and sold as a legit game.""Awesome. So I got tons of Genesis stuff, both from the states and from my home city." He replied "Where do you want to begin?"
"Well here he is!" S replied. Daiko had not appeared yet "Drum roll please!" she began patting her laps imitating a drum roll. A portal opened and Daiko fell through the portal, looking less like a skeleton and more like this. He looked around at the area "aaah?" S went over and put a hand on his shoulder "I should let you know... he doesn't really speak English... or any language aside from the tongue of the old ones. I taught him a few words. Yelo which means stop. Ficira which means prepare... and finally... Balo which means kill." S was then cut off by Daiko "Balo? Balo balo balo!" Daiko's behavior was more similar to that of a child. Despite being so old, Daiko didn't really have a mind of his own... perfect. "But as of now... a man and woman would do him wonders." Daiko's stomach rumbled heavily.
"Oh wow... See I had something else in mind." He said as he pulled out a copy of Shadow the Hedgehog on Ps2"Well we can play an awesome game and enjoy or we can play a horrible game and laugh about how bad it is. Tonight I'm leaning to the ladder. I got PlayStation 3 and a copy of Sonic 06.," He said. "The purest form of unrest and evil packed into a disc and sold as a legit game."
Fell showed Daiko two people. "don't worry sir we're not monsters. we'll give you both a chance to run. Giving them a three !injte head start he looked at Daiko. "Balo."
"Guess we've officially run out of good and/or decent Sonic games then." Peter said. "Soon we'll be looking at the best and worst of Nintendo.""Oh wow... See I had something else in mind." He said as he pulled out a copy of Shadow the Hedgehog on Ps2
"BALO! BALO!" Daiko immediately ran on all fours at the two, gaining up on them in an instant. He tackles them both and uses his claws and teeth to kill the couple before they could even reach the door "Balo!" He said as he began eating the couple with delight. His face showed nothing but happiness. "He enjoys killing." S replied "All it took me was several hundred years of destroying and rebuilding his soul and his body. But I had to twist his mind as best as I could."
"Hard to say, Odyssey was pretty amazing in all honesty." Joey replied"Guess we've officially run out of good and/or decent Sonic games then." Peter said. "Soon we'll be looking at the best and worst of Nintendo."
Fell chuckled. "no longer human. a monster. we should keep him." Apocalypse scoffed at Fell. "Contain your excitement. Those were just two regular citizens. He will be tested." Apocalypse said. "His first assignment. Not to kill. But to almost kill. I want to see how much he can be controlled."
"I know exactly who his fist test will be." He said. He looked at Dokai "Ficira"Hard to say, Odyssey was pretty amazing in all honesty." Joey replied
"Who do you plan on having him fight?" S asked. Daiko continued to eat the corpses with glee. "Not the heroes I take it... and don't you wish to rule over the world? Shouldn't we instead invade some small nations and see how he does?"
Daiko turned to Apocalypse ready to hear his orders as he finished up the couple's remains "Aaah?""I know exactly who his fist test will be." He said. He looked at Dokai "Ficira
"I mean yeah breath of the wild nd Oddesy were great but those are some of the best. Need I remind you... CDI?" He asked. "Mario Bros the movie. Even Nintendo's got some deep dark secre-" Peter's head suddenly turned to the door. "Remember that Spider-Sense thing I told you about."
At Joey's house Apocalypse looked as S. "If he sees himself what happens?"Daiko turned to Apocalypse ready to hear his orders as he finished up the couple's remains "Aaah?"
"Yeah... why?" He asked as he looked at the door.
"The Joey in the house is not of this universe... however I made sure that this one only reminds him of pain to strengthen Daiko's power. If this Joey dies... he may never be able to return to this universe again. Daiko would love to rip out his flesh and heart simply because he bears his face... well his old one." S said "Do you want Daiko to fight him?"At Joey's house Apocalypse looked as S. "If he sees himself what happens?"
"Well..." Peter pulled the Spider-Emblam from his pocket. "We might be in trouble. And by might I mean most certainly are."
"No. I want him to fight the man in there with him. A thorn in my side for past 7 years. Spider-Man is in there.""The Joey in the house is not of this universe... however I made sure that this one only reminds him of pain to strengthen Daiko's power. If this Joey dies... he may never be able to return to this universe again. Daiko would love to rip out his flesh and heart simply because he bears his face... well his old one." S said "Do you want Daiko to fight him?"
"This just gets better and better." Joey said as he downed a can of coke.