Deathkitten
I am the Deathkitten! Fear me!
Well she waaaaaaaaas gonna go up and say hi to the grumpy puss in the lobby, but! she was so rudely interrupted by mister big face scary arms. SO. NOT. CUTE. She'd have to remember later to find him and paint him pink. Oh! And give him a bow up on his head! He wouldn't be nearly so scary then! Well... at least with scary big mister face she wouldn't be noticed so easily. If she wasn't doing something bad, most people thought she was a normal little cute twelve year old anyway! Silly people. Well. Anyway. That guy was already dead. Ded dead. Not her problem. She hopped over and slid in front of Enzo with a big smile on her little face, pigtails swinging from side to side with the motion.
"Hi!" she squeaked, "I'm Teslie! I just got outta prison and you look so grumpy and like the perfect meanie face. I mean, that big meanie face got a head start, but what do you say? Wanna bash some skulls in with me? OH! But with glitter. Gotta have more glitter." She rummaged around in her bag for a moment before producing a big bow. She tried to plop it onto his head, but if that didn't work she was also grabbing a pin with her other hand - one that had a sparkly pink and purple panda on it, of course, and jabbed him in his chest, probably drawing blood if she succeeded.
"Sorry! You gotta meet a meter of cute if you're gonna work with me! But it's better than sitting around - although apparently sitting around in this place begets some really weird dead bodies bursting through a wall. LA is like that sometimes. Still boring if you aren't the one that caused them," she continued on like the energizer bunny, head darting to the side as if she was listening to someone for a moment. "Oh yeah. Want a gun?"
Aelia Aeldyne Kyrenka Trashler
"Hi!" she squeaked, "I'm Teslie! I just got outta prison and you look so grumpy and like the perfect meanie face. I mean, that big meanie face got a head start, but what do you say? Wanna bash some skulls in with me? OH! But with glitter. Gotta have more glitter." She rummaged around in her bag for a moment before producing a big bow. She tried to plop it onto his head, but if that didn't work she was also grabbing a pin with her other hand - one that had a sparkly pink and purple panda on it, of course, and jabbed him in his chest, probably drawing blood if she succeeded.
"Sorry! You gotta meet a meter of cute if you're gonna work with me! But it's better than sitting around - although apparently sitting around in this place begets some really weird dead bodies bursting through a wall. LA is like that sometimes. Still boring if you aren't the one that caused them," she continued on like the energizer bunny, head darting to the side as if she was listening to someone for a moment. "Oh yeah. Want a gun?"
Aelia Aeldyne Kyrenka Trashler