Wildcard
Does it make you feel better if I tell you this?
"No but that's the glory of it! No one would ask to think ask for gum, because it's a gun shop! It'd let you know who actually knows the passcode, right? And c'mon! I'm not going to start murdering in the streets! I've only done that...wait, do we count foreign moments or only the ones in the states? Because if it's the latter, only three times!" Wildcard was preparing to leave the staff room when Zim started chatting again, causing him to freeze up. "I know how you work! I swing you, things die! So it IS possible then? Nice! Also y'know like...I regenerate everything super fast. If I have mana, it'll probably come back as soon as I use it, so you're good." Zim then made a very fatal mistake, one that could jeaprodize the entire partnership. Drawing the blade he held it in front of him, glaring at it from behind his mask.
"Listen here you piece of fancy scrap metal, you glorified people opener! Death is not a whore! She is a lady and she is perfect in every way! She is gentle and caring but with just the right amount of rough to her! She's smart and witty, and if you call her a whore again I will personally find a way to break you, and scatter you all over the globe, and then sell a couple parts to Elon Musk so he can shove you into one of his god damn rockets and we can shoot you off into the sun! Don't disrespect my lady, capeesh!?" Giving his impassioned threat that was very real considering how unhinged he was he swapped back to his usual mood as things continued. "So your wounds don't heal right? So if I stabbed myself with you, do you think I'd heal, or no? Because I can regenerate from a blood drop! It's just...super boring. And long. And annoying. And it's okay if you hate me, you can't do anything about it! We're going to be good friends Zim! We gucci!"
Pausing for a moment he stored away all the magazines from the boxes he had purchased, fully kitted out with enough ammunition to fight a small military. Happily waltzing out of the store he looked around, giving a soft hum. "Alright Zim, what do you know about mercenary work?"
LostHaven
Does it make you feel better if I tell you this?
"No but that's the glory of it! No one would ask to think ask for gum, because it's a gun shop! It'd let you know who actually knows the passcode, right? And c'mon! I'm not going to start murdering in the streets! I've only done that...wait, do we count foreign moments or only the ones in the states? Because if it's the latter, only three times!" Wildcard was preparing to leave the staff room when Zim started chatting again, causing him to freeze up. "I know how you work! I swing you, things die! So it IS possible then? Nice! Also y'know like...I regenerate everything super fast. If I have mana, it'll probably come back as soon as I use it, so you're good." Zim then made a very fatal mistake, one that could jeaprodize the entire partnership. Drawing the blade he held it in front of him, glaring at it from behind his mask.
"Listen here you piece of fancy scrap metal, you glorified people opener! Death is not a whore! She is a lady and she is perfect in every way! She is gentle and caring but with just the right amount of rough to her! She's smart and witty, and if you call her a whore again I will personally find a way to break you, and scatter you all over the globe, and then sell a couple parts to Elon Musk so he can shove you into one of his god damn rockets and we can shoot you off into the sun! Don't disrespect my lady, capeesh!?" Giving his impassioned threat that was very real considering how unhinged he was he swapped back to his usual mood as things continued. "So your wounds don't heal right? So if I stabbed myself with you, do you think I'd heal, or no? Because I can regenerate from a blood drop! It's just...super boring. And long. And annoying. And it's okay if you hate me, you can't do anything about it! We're going to be good friends Zim! We gucci!"
Pausing for a moment he stored away all the magazines from the boxes he had purchased, fully kitted out with enough ammunition to fight a small military. Happily waltzing out of the store he looked around, giving a soft hum. "Alright Zim, what do you know about mercenary work?"
LostHaven