Deathkitten
I am the Deathkitten! Fear me!
He blushed, looking away and down, not wanting to meet her gaze now. He felt embarrassed. A secret he'd had for a long while now, and he let her know it so easily. She made him feel too comfortable. If they were meant to work together... secrets weren't good, right? She wasn't like other heroes that had screwed him over in the past, right? He glanced back up at her, fear in his eyes before he looked back down to his feet and the carpet of the room.
"Ah...," he mumbled, accent still present, not sure where to start, "So... For religious stuff, I don't mind... but I don't know anything about it. I was never taught anything like that. My mother and father were a bit too concerned with the almighty dollar to really bother with things like spirituality or religion. I um... I mean... I guess I know that God is supposed to be some omnipotent super-being, right? A super-being that made everything, created angels and then earth - I think I heard somewhere that it took him seven days? Which is like... why the number seven is important and stuff. I know angels and demons exist. I mean, I've met a few demons. Um... but I don't really know how God works in with other deities and stuff, since we know those exist too... and then, I guess, I know Jesus was a thing, right? He was some blessed superhero a long long time ago. He healed people... and then was put up on a cross for... um... reasons? Making fish out of wine? I've seen crosses lots... though I don't really get the appeal. If Jesus was supposed to be strung up on one and killed, I feel like he probably wouldn't like seeing them everywhere."
Darren took a breath, shuffling his feet, "It's like if someone put a gun on a necklace to commemorate JFK. It seems wonky, but hey, whatever. People are weird. And then I know that the bible and religions and stuff have caused wars in the past, and still cause wars today, but it's mostly lots of people arguing about nuance. Like two different sects of a religion loving the same God but disagreeing on how to... I dunno... cook their meat or something. So like any group, they have their extremists, but most religious people are nice, I think. As long as they love everybody, then it's all good. From what I understand, pretty much all religions don't approve of people hating on each other. Like there's the idea that only God has the right to judge, or something like that. Right? Oh! There was also some weird flood... and a guy that parted the water so people could pass through it? I dunno."
He sighed and finally looked up, "As for the languages, that's... complicated. If I tell you then... well.. I just don't want it to get out. Maybe I'll explain later. Lastly, equipment. I'd say some nicer, tougher clothes but that's just a nicety. I could weave clothes out of my own hair but," he shuddered, "I hate the idea of getting a haircut... and yes... my hair can be cut... with some difficulty, but it can be cut. I'd prefer a gun because it's easiest to use and powerful. If I have my druthers, I'd pick Machina to buy one from. She's local, she's an ex-villain, and she's a genius. She'd be able to get me something that I can set to stun or kill as my needs change. After that, I'd prefer... I mean... I should probably get a vehicle operator license. I know how to drive, I just... can't do it legally at the moment. A first aid kit with liquid wound filler and some pain reliever. A headlamp. A utility knife. A radio. And some sort of wallet to hold my fancy new probationary hero card in."
ManofManyRoles
"Ah...," he mumbled, accent still present, not sure where to start, "So... For religious stuff, I don't mind... but I don't know anything about it. I was never taught anything like that. My mother and father were a bit too concerned with the almighty dollar to really bother with things like spirituality or religion. I um... I mean... I guess I know that God is supposed to be some omnipotent super-being, right? A super-being that made everything, created angels and then earth - I think I heard somewhere that it took him seven days? Which is like... why the number seven is important and stuff. I know angels and demons exist. I mean, I've met a few demons. Um... but I don't really know how God works in with other deities and stuff, since we know those exist too... and then, I guess, I know Jesus was a thing, right? He was some blessed superhero a long long time ago. He healed people... and then was put up on a cross for... um... reasons? Making fish out of wine? I've seen crosses lots... though I don't really get the appeal. If Jesus was supposed to be strung up on one and killed, I feel like he probably wouldn't like seeing them everywhere."
Darren took a breath, shuffling his feet, "It's like if someone put a gun on a necklace to commemorate JFK. It seems wonky, but hey, whatever. People are weird. And then I know that the bible and religions and stuff have caused wars in the past, and still cause wars today, but it's mostly lots of people arguing about nuance. Like two different sects of a religion loving the same God but disagreeing on how to... I dunno... cook their meat or something. So like any group, they have their extremists, but most religious people are nice, I think. As long as they love everybody, then it's all good. From what I understand, pretty much all religions don't approve of people hating on each other. Like there's the idea that only God has the right to judge, or something like that. Right? Oh! There was also some weird flood... and a guy that parted the water so people could pass through it? I dunno."
He sighed and finally looked up, "As for the languages, that's... complicated. If I tell you then... well.. I just don't want it to get out. Maybe I'll explain later. Lastly, equipment. I'd say some nicer, tougher clothes but that's just a nicety. I could weave clothes out of my own hair but," he shuddered, "I hate the idea of getting a haircut... and yes... my hair can be cut... with some difficulty, but it can be cut. I'd prefer a gun because it's easiest to use and powerful. If I have my druthers, I'd pick Machina to buy one from. She's local, she's an ex-villain, and she's a genius. She'd be able to get me something that I can set to stun or kill as my needs change. After that, I'd prefer... I mean... I should probably get a vehicle operator license. I know how to drive, I just... can't do it legally at the moment. A first aid kit with liquid wound filler and some pain reliever. A headlamp. A utility knife. A radio. And some sort of wallet to hold my fancy new probationary hero card in."
ManofManyRoles