GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
I just recalled reading that Samus was once an officer in the Galactic Federation Army. Imagining her dealing with stupid grunts tickles me.
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Ploegy
"The arcana is the means by which all is revealed"
is he stupid or reckless or both or neither? nobody knows not even him. all we know is he's not boyfriend of the year material
but tysm! i had a blast writing it. this thief may be an idiot but he's my idiot and i love writing for him so much
AvidElmV2
Four Thousand Club
i would die if someone picked up Raiden, it'd be great
Raiden: what the fuck snake, you went to some video game character land to have a battle royale without me?
Snake: It's called the Smash Verse, we're actually fighting the third person to try to take over first, and watch your language, there are children here
Little Brothers: synchronized "I'M NOT A KID"
Raiden: WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
Grunts: Well SOOOOOOORY that we don't have a cool arm cannon or the flexibility that you have!
Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
I mean... Raiden was in a Battle Royale "All-Star" Game once upon a time...
But we don't talk about it.
SHHHHHHHH~
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Samus: No, but I can make you strong! HALF-RIGHT, FACE!
I recently watched my friend (the same one mentioned before) replay the Metroid Trilogy games, and there's one marine's journal you read where he says something along the lines of, "I bet Samus Aran doesn't have to deal with this crap" in regards to his job. XD
Samus and Pit both being Army means they can make fun of the other branches!
"No one jumps into combat anymo--"
Samus & Pit: *both running to jump out of the ship* STFU LEG!
"Leg" is derogative military slang for folks who don't jump out of aircraft; groundwalkers.
Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
Samus be like:
I always imagined a Samus Aran build in a universe like Warhammer 40k. Lorewise, she can't be a Space Marine for multiple reasons, but as a unit - or even rogue unit - of the Sister of Battle? Just see her brutally gunning down all sorts of Orks or Tyrannids~ Shit man, that would be cool.
Take that Feeeeeeeellow Guardsman!
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Samus be like that, meanwhile Pit is falling to "Freebird" lol
The other Smash Bros. know when Snake, Samus, and Pit have been hitting the drinks because they start singing vulgar military cadences afterward!
Was Snake in the military, or was he in his own thing? I'm not too familiar with Metal Gear lore. If he's not Army, then that means a lot of teasing from Samus and Pit! It's just part of military life!
Also, Samus can't be a Marine because she doesn't eat crayons! Probably can't fit her head into a jar as well!
The other Smash Bros. know when Snake, Samus, and Pit have been hitting the drinks because they start singing vulgar military cadences afterward!
Was Snake in the military, or was he in his own thing? I'm not too familiar with Metal Gear lore. If he's not Army, then that means a lot of teasing from Samus and Pit! It's just part of military life!
Also, Samus can't be a Marine because she doesn't eat crayons! Probably can't fit her head into a jar as well!
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GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
I'd pay money to hear Antony Del Rio (Pit's VA) sing this.
SheepKing
She/They 🐑
Did I spend my time on a dumb meme? Yes, yes I did. First time posting through google drive so let me know if the vid actually works lmao
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Why isn't there a ROFL reaction in the Likes for posts??
Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
Oh it works!
Samus: Power suits are for NERDS! I'm free-falling commando~ later bitches!
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Tis considering my options at the moment, and I either wanna go with someone like Terry, Byleth, or Zelda
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Meanwhile: Chapter 18 of KI: Uprising
One day I'll do an edit of this meme
One day I'll do an edit of this meme
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
No what we truly need is a Jetstream Sam or a Senator Armstrong.
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
I don't think they'd be invited to the sake barrel chugging contest lol
Kaiju Cat
Demon spoon cat stand
I guess Seph is not invited too.. lol
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Maybe Ill make it a poll or smth- everyone gets to decide who gets to get added to the craziness.
Actually, scratch Byleth and add Sans Undertale.
Actually, scratch Byleth and add Sans Undertale.
GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
Sans is so lazy that when the reunion is brought up, he just sends the Mii Gunner with the costume.
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Mayhaps lol.
But ye, Ill just make it a kinda poll rq
But ye, Ill just make it a kinda poll rq
Develius
"Kaiju Enthusiast"
A Zelda player would certainly cover all three bases of the
STANDING HEREEEEE~ THERE WILL BE BLOOOOOOOD-SHEEEEEEEED~!
They'd be pretty good antagonists/anti-heroes~
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Prez's 2nd Character Voting Ballots!
All in favor of Undertale Sans, San Undertale, Funny Bone Man, react with "Great Scene"
All in favor of Zelda, the cooler princess, please react with "Like"
All in favor of Terry, the OK man, pwetty please react with "Love" or the Heart.
This poll closes in 24 hours, so vote fast!
The forbidden 4rd option is Jetream Sam, react with "Well Written" for him
All in favor of Undertale Sans, San Undertale, Funny Bone Man, react with "Great Scene"
All in favor of Zelda, the cooler princess, please react with "Like"
All in favor of Terry, the OK man, pwetty please react with "Love" or the Heart.
This poll closes in 24 hours, so vote fast!
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
And yes, Jetstream Sam is actually an option.
AvidElmV2
Four Thousand Club
Snake was in the military, a green beret if I recall. I Googled to verify, and he was also a merc and in the CIA for awhile. But most of the games he's doing his own thing - it's really only Metal Gear 1 that sees him directly working with the military/as a soldier in an official capacity. Metal Gear Solid 1 (which I'm playing now for the first time), 2, and 4 (his main games) see him being pulled out of retirement to do a black ops mission and then solo stuff.
Also,
Kaiju Cat
Funnier President
I'm going to post tomorrow. I started typing today, but it's past me bedtime
Funnier President
Muncher of Randomness
Alr, sleep well! Just pwease vote for my second character?Snake was in the military, a green beret if I recall. I Googled to verify, and he was also a merc and in the CIA for awhile. But most of the games he's doing his own thing - it's really only Metal Gear 1 that sees him directly working with the military/as a soldier in an official capacity. Metal Gear Solid 1 (which I'm playing now for the first time), 2, and 4 (his main games) see him being pulled out of retirement to do a black ops mission and then solo stuff.
Also,
