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In the next few minutes of chaos of people breaking things, being hit or being hit on, Seleztia transformed into a chibi angel. With super squinty chibi eyes and tiny little wings, she popped from place to place and began to tidy up the small disasters that this gaggle of over-the-top characters was leaving in its wake.
She first turned her attention to Honme's bathroom door. From the door and chair that he/she/ze/it had demolished into a pile of splintered wood and metal pipes, Seleztia re-constructed the door, shaping it to look like a lop-sided miniature of front of the Notre Dame Cathedral, complete with two bell towers and a round stained glass window. Seleztia raised her eyebrow and looked up to the computer monitor in confusion, wondering where the hell she got the stained glass from, and how she had re-built that door in under a minute.
Next, the chibi angel cleaned Gimpy's body oil off the floor, and returned the plates of half eaten food to the kitchen, sample dat fiiiine gravy dat gave her fine ass da swag for a moment, and also whatever food that Rosy girl was eating that tasted like titanium and made her lick her lips sensuously before--
"HEY, LSD ANGEL! ARE YOU A SANITATION ENGINEER OR A MECHA PILOT?! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR WINGED ASS DOWN TO THE HANGER DECK IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS, I WILL PLUCK EVERY ONE OF YOUR FEATHERS OFF LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!"
When the camera shifted back towards Seleztia, she had returned to her normal rainbow self, and was replied, "MY ASS HAS NO FEATHERS ON IT, SIR!" Because everyone was shouting, and since shouting seemed to be the thing to do, Seleztia went along with it. Maybe this was how she was supposed to make friends?
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PILOT?"
"I SAID--"
"I F****** HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, PILOT. WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, YOU SAY YES SIR AND SHUT THE HELL UP! NEXT TIME YOU GIVE ME LIP I'LL CUT IT OFF, UNDERSTOOD?"
"...Yes, Sir." Alright. So maybe yelling wasn't the best way to make friends. What put the Commander in such a bad mood, anyways? Whatever the reason for being so mean, Seleztia was pretty sure he didn't quite deserve the rough punishment he received from Sieg-- Selez reverted to Chibi-mode once more to repair the wall-- but she thought that the woman wasn't going to be easily convinced to be nice and happy. But, then again, Seig turned towards Lady Elyse and seemed to be friendly enough. Huh.
Finally, in the hangar, Sel turned her attention to the cat-boy who was supposed to be her partner. Naively, she walked through the waves of pheromones and pulled on his ear, just to test if it was real. "Hi, Kit the Cat-Boy," Selez started off, smiling widely. "Wait-- I've know you from somewhere. Aren't- aren't you that super famous Neko who has his own youtube channel? Omigod, omigod! I can't believe I'm meeting you! And you're my partner! Do you know what we partnering up for? Well, who cares! I'm partnering with a celebrity!" She jumped up and down excitedly, having learned her lesson about twirling indoors the first time.
And like most stories in which a female fan first meets a male a celebrity, the female in this story took on a shroud of romance. It probably helped that the pheromones had started kicking in. Who knew they worked on angels?"Hey, you're actually pretty cute. Your eyes are, like, liquid pools of amber that I could dive into and never reach the bottom, and I don't really know you but you seem really broody and handsome and you're famous, and I don't really know why but I think I like you." She gazed on at him with shining eyes and hoped he wouldn't crush her angelic heart.
At which point, two of the Commander's henchmen dragged Selez out of the elevator and gave her the same treatment they gave Ash earlier, since insta-romances are discouraged and must have consequences. She returned to Kit with a bandage over her eyebrow-- or what had been a bandage; it was now the swaddling cloth of the infant Messiah-- and gave him a charming, of somewhat lopsided smile. "Sorry about that- I hope you don't think I'm crazy or anything. It is good to meet, you, though!"
She first turned her attention to Honme's bathroom door. From the door and chair that he/she/ze/it had demolished into a pile of splintered wood and metal pipes, Seleztia re-constructed the door, shaping it to look like a lop-sided miniature of front of the Notre Dame Cathedral, complete with two bell towers and a round stained glass window. Seleztia raised her eyebrow and looked up to the computer monitor in confusion, wondering where the hell she got the stained glass from, and how she had re-built that door in under a minute.
Next, the chibi angel cleaned Gimpy's body oil off the floor, and returned the plates of half eaten food to the kitchen, sample dat fiiiine gravy dat gave her fine ass da swag for a moment, and also whatever food that Rosy girl was eating that tasted like titanium and made her lick her lips sensuously before--
"HEY, LSD ANGEL! ARE YOU A SANITATION ENGINEER OR A MECHA PILOT?! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR WINGED ASS DOWN TO THE HANGER DECK IN THE NEXT TEN SECONDS, I WILL PLUCK EVERY ONE OF YOUR FEATHERS OFF LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!"
When the camera shifted back towards Seleztia, she had returned to her normal rainbow self, and was replied, "MY ASS HAS NO FEATHERS ON IT, SIR!" Because everyone was shouting, and since shouting seemed to be the thing to do, Seleztia went along with it. Maybe this was how she was supposed to make friends?
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PILOT?"
"I SAID--"
"I F****** HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, PILOT. WHEN I GIVE YOU AN ORDER, YOU SAY YES SIR AND SHUT THE HELL UP! NEXT TIME YOU GIVE ME LIP I'LL CUT IT OFF, UNDERSTOOD?"
"...Yes, Sir." Alright. So maybe yelling wasn't the best way to make friends. What put the Commander in such a bad mood, anyways? Whatever the reason for being so mean, Seleztia was pretty sure he didn't quite deserve the rough punishment he received from Sieg-- Selez reverted to Chibi-mode once more to repair the wall-- but she thought that the woman wasn't going to be easily convinced to be nice and happy. But, then again, Seig turned towards Lady Elyse and seemed to be friendly enough. Huh.
Finally, in the hangar, Sel turned her attention to the cat-boy who was supposed to be her partner. Naively, she walked through the waves of pheromones and pulled on his ear, just to test if it was real. "Hi, Kit the Cat-Boy," Selez started off, smiling widely. "Wait-- I've know you from somewhere. Aren't- aren't you that super famous Neko who has his own youtube channel? Omigod, omigod! I can't believe I'm meeting you! And you're my partner! Do you know what we partnering up for? Well, who cares! I'm partnering with a celebrity!" She jumped up and down excitedly, having learned her lesson about twirling indoors the first time.
And like most stories in which a female fan first meets a male a celebrity, the female in this story took on a shroud of romance. It probably helped that the pheromones had started kicking in. Who knew they worked on angels?"Hey, you're actually pretty cute. Your eyes are, like, liquid pools of amber that I could dive into and never reach the bottom, and I don't really know you but you seem really broody and handsome and you're famous, and I don't really know why but I think I like you." She gazed on at him with shining eyes and hoped he wouldn't crush her angelic heart.
At which point, two of the Commander's henchmen dragged Selez out of the elevator and gave her the same treatment they gave Ash earlier, since insta-romances are discouraged and must have consequences. She returned to Kit with a bandage over her eyebrow-- or what had been a bandage; it was now the swaddling cloth of the infant Messiah-- and gave him a charming, of somewhat lopsided smile. "Sorry about that- I hope you don't think I'm crazy or anything. It is good to meet, you, though!"
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