Katsuro
"Some guy at a bar huh?" Katsuro questioned. "And I suppose he just gave you them?"
Katsuro shook his head. There was a better way to do that task, though in Tetsuo's haste he must have forgotten about it. Closing his eyes in frustration, the Jonin took another whiff of his cigarette. He knew that they were inexperienced genin, but he didn't think they'd revert to stealing. Mizu maybe, but only because she'd spent much more times on the street than Tetsou.
"Don't fucking steal anything again unless I tell you to, got it?" He remarked.
"You graduated from the academy right? Why didn't you just use a transformation jutsu into me or some other adult? I guarantee that would have been easier than stealing or scamming some random fuck at the bar."
Katsuro then walked up close to all three of his student.
"This is your first lesson under me, kids, so listen closely." Katsuro said, raising one finger appropriately.
"Sometimes the simplest method is the best method. All those desk-jockeys at the academy have told you to think outside the box, but sometimes the simple solution is the out of box solution."
"Take for example Tetsou. I told him to get me cigarettes in 20 minutes. He faced the problem of not being old enough to buy them. So now he has to problem solve. Problem solving is the biggest part of the job, every opponent, task, and journey is a puzzle you have to figure out. By my guess Tetsuo decided to steal from some drunk at the bar, which required you watching the target, learning his movements, and timing it right. I hope, since you were very late to get here, that you didn't get caught."
Katsuro then brought his hands together in formation required for the transformation jutsu.
"This is the most basic trick in the Shinobi book, and it is the most effective. From now, on when any of you buy me cigarettes you do it like this! A simple transformation jutsu."
Then, with the flick of his handsigns, Katsuro flashed into a cloud of smoke, and transformed himself into the appearance of Mizu. A perfect copy right down to the scar on her face.
"Deception is your most basic and effective weapon." She....or rather he said, before the figure suddenly burst into a cloud of dust. A shadow clone!
Suddenly from behind the three students Mizu's voice could be heard...only it wasn't Mizu speaking. "Anyone can deceive," the fake Mizu-clone stated, kicking her feet as Mizu would seeting on the tree. "Like how I sneaked up behind you all! All that required was a simple transformation and shadow clone under the cover of all that smoke!"
Katsuro's illusion then stopped kicking her feet. "Keep it simple, stupid! That's the rule of thumb to follow."
Then, in an instant the fake Mizu popped into a cloud, revealing the real Katsuro sitting on the tree. "Any questions?"
Mizu
So Tetsuo was now a thief. Apparently he must now have been a very good one either. Having been in the streets for some time Mizu knew a thing or two about stealing...though unlike most she really didn't see it as that big of a deal. What's the big deal? It was just cigarettes. Call it arrogance, but from the sound of things Mizu knew she would have done a better job at it than Tetsou. Hindsight is 20/20, but she was confident she would have taken the easy route out of there rather than having to go into a bar where she'd stick out like a soar thumb.
Then Katsuro began their first lesson, Mizu watched her sensei eagerly. Immediately she was visibly taken back by his choice to mimick her appearance. That's how I talk? Hearing the sound of her own voice, let alone seeing herself move around was just weird. Then only to find out that Katsuro was actually behind them? All of his explanations made sense. In the academy she got the idea that big-flashy techniques were the way to get things done but apparently just having a solid grasp of the basics was all you really needed to get by. But they already knew the basics!
All Mizu wanted to learn right now was better fighting techniques, or maybe learning some stealth techniques. Not lectured like they were two.
"Sensei, when are you going to teach us some techniques?"
"When I fucking say so that's when!" Katsuro retorted back ferociously. Mizu visibly jumped at the sudden sound of his voice.
"Right now I don't trust any of you with advanced techniques, so you won't learn them. Now does anyone have any questions regarding my god damn lesson, or do I have to repeat it? Katsuro asked, visibly annoyed.
"Otherwise we should get to guarding this precious monument."
"Some guy at a bar huh?" Katsuro questioned. "And I suppose he just gave you them?"
Katsuro shook his head. There was a better way to do that task, though in Tetsuo's haste he must have forgotten about it. Closing his eyes in frustration, the Jonin took another whiff of his cigarette. He knew that they were inexperienced genin, but he didn't think they'd revert to stealing. Mizu maybe, but only because she'd spent much more times on the street than Tetsou.
"Don't fucking steal anything again unless I tell you to, got it?" He remarked.
"You graduated from the academy right? Why didn't you just use a transformation jutsu into me or some other adult? I guarantee that would have been easier than stealing or scamming some random fuck at the bar."
Katsuro then walked up close to all three of his student.
"This is your first lesson under me, kids, so listen closely." Katsuro said, raising one finger appropriately.
"Sometimes the simplest method is the best method. All those desk-jockeys at the academy have told you to think outside the box, but sometimes the simple solution is the out of box solution."
"Take for example Tetsou. I told him to get me cigarettes in 20 minutes. He faced the problem of not being old enough to buy them. So now he has to problem solve. Problem solving is the biggest part of the job, every opponent, task, and journey is a puzzle you have to figure out. By my guess Tetsuo decided to steal from some drunk at the bar, which required you watching the target, learning his movements, and timing it right. I hope, since you were very late to get here, that you didn't get caught."
Katsuro then brought his hands together in formation required for the transformation jutsu.
"This is the most basic trick in the Shinobi book, and it is the most effective. From now, on when any of you buy me cigarettes you do it like this! A simple transformation jutsu."
Then, with the flick of his handsigns, Katsuro flashed into a cloud of smoke, and transformed himself into the appearance of Mizu. A perfect copy right down to the scar on her face.
"Deception is your most basic and effective weapon." She....or rather he said, before the figure suddenly burst into a cloud of dust. A shadow clone!
Suddenly from behind the three students Mizu's voice could be heard...only it wasn't Mizu speaking. "Anyone can deceive," the fake Mizu-clone stated, kicking her feet as Mizu would seeting on the tree. "Like how I sneaked up behind you all! All that required was a simple transformation and shadow clone under the cover of all that smoke!"
Katsuro's illusion then stopped kicking her feet. "Keep it simple, stupid! That's the rule of thumb to follow."
Then, in an instant the fake Mizu popped into a cloud, revealing the real Katsuro sitting on the tree. "Any questions?"
Mizu
So Tetsuo was now a thief. Apparently he must now have been a very good one either. Having been in the streets for some time Mizu knew a thing or two about stealing...though unlike most she really didn't see it as that big of a deal. What's the big deal? It was just cigarettes. Call it arrogance, but from the sound of things Mizu knew she would have done a better job at it than Tetsou. Hindsight is 20/20, but she was confident she would have taken the easy route out of there rather than having to go into a bar where she'd stick out like a soar thumb.
Then Katsuro began their first lesson, Mizu watched her sensei eagerly. Immediately she was visibly taken back by his choice to mimick her appearance. That's how I talk? Hearing the sound of her own voice, let alone seeing herself move around was just weird. Then only to find out that Katsuro was actually behind them? All of his explanations made sense. In the academy she got the idea that big-flashy techniques were the way to get things done but apparently just having a solid grasp of the basics was all you really needed to get by. But they already knew the basics!
All Mizu wanted to learn right now was better fighting techniques, or maybe learning some stealth techniques. Not lectured like they were two.
"Sensei, when are you going to teach us some techniques?"
"When I fucking say so that's when!" Katsuro retorted back ferociously. Mizu visibly jumped at the sudden sound of his voice.
"Right now I don't trust any of you with advanced techniques, so you won't learn them. Now does anyone have any questions regarding my god damn lesson, or do I have to repeat it? Katsuro asked, visibly annoyed.
"Otherwise we should get to guarding this precious monument."