You are Captain Shooter Guy, a member of the United States military Army Marines Navy SEAL Delta Force Recon Green Berets SWAT Black Ops. The year is 202X. The X is helpful as it makes the year this takes place in ambiguous, but because it has a 2 it obviously takes place in the near future. Until the end of this decade, that is. Some years ago you stopped a terrorist mastermind from nuking America with chemical weapons and gave him a taste of good old American democracy in the first quest that was abandoned after like five posts. For that, you were commended by Emperor President Donald Trump, who called you a 'tremendous soldier' and that no one was as good as giving medals to tremendous Americans as him, before blaming China for some reason.
You were soon recruited by the elite US special forces to become a super good black ops soldier to fight more terrorists in the name of freedom. In the past few years you have stopped multiple insurgencies single-handedly because you're so good. Now, you are an accomplished soldier that everyone worships, and have multiple Call of Duty and Battlefield games based on you, although they're trash because the soldiers have jetpacks, which is totally inaccurate because you used helicopter backpacks and not jet-powered ones.
Now, you are on your way to a briefing for a new mission in the United States military Army Marines Navy SEAL Delta Force Recon Green Berets SWAT Black Ops' secret base in Alaska or some shit. It's supposed to be a routine mission to stop some terrorists in a generic Middle Eastern country. Again.
On the way there, you decide to purchase some drinks from a vending machine.
Which will it be?
[1] Coffee
[2] Tea
[3] Decaf
[4] Cofteadecaf
You were soon recruited by the elite US special forces to become a super good black ops soldier to fight more terrorists in the name of freedom. In the past few years you have stopped multiple insurgencies single-handedly because you're so good. Now, you are an accomplished soldier that everyone worships, and have multiple Call of Duty and Battlefield games based on you, although they're trash because the soldiers have jetpacks, which is totally inaccurate because you used helicopter backpacks and not jet-powered ones.
Now, you are on your way to a briefing for a new mission in the United States military Army Marines Navy SEAL Delta Force Recon Green Berets SWAT Black Ops' secret base in Alaska or some shit. It's supposed to be a routine mission to stop some terrorists in a generic Middle Eastern country. Again.
On the way there, you decide to purchase some drinks from a vending machine.
Which will it be?
[1] Coffee
[2] Tea
[3] Decaf
[4] Cofteadecaf