Futuristic Space 'Nam: General Communications

[Axel The Englishman]

You want to drive through a heavily dense jungle with varying levels of terrain where hostile insurgents are present?

(=v= )

 

[Elephantom]

You want to drive through a heavily dense jungle with varying levels of terrain where hostile insurgents are present?

(=v= )

YES! YES! YES!!!

And anyway, all TRUE brits are invincible. It's a fact.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

No.

But i'm not explaining to my CO that we took the wrong fucking vehicle, soldier.

Plus, it's an awfully long drive back to base to get the VTOL ... ;O ZZZZ

 

[Elephantom]

YES! YES! YES!!!

And anyway, all TRUE brits are invincible. It's a fact.

So, technically, only Glenn is in real trouble.

 

[Elephantom]

No.

But i'm not explaining to my CO that we took the wrong fucking vehicle, soldier.

Plus, it's an awfully long drive back to base to get the VTOL ... ;O ZZZZ

╮(╯▽╰)╭

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I hope our almighty leader can explain to CICOMM why we took a vehicle we are not even licensed to use, since none of us are Motorised Infantry. This literally means we jacked an ATMAK.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

#mangojuicedCOshotforderelictionofduty

 

[Elephantom]

I hope our almighty leader can explain to CICOMM why we took a vehicle we are not even licensed to use, since none of us are Motorised Infantry. This literally means we jacked an ATMAK.

"There was an, uh, EMER'ENCY, SIR!!! It was, eh, some kinda communist. Yes! We picked up communist chit-chat from the radio!!!"

 

[Axel The Englishman]

The Unit is screwed, lads. So screwed.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Look ... guys ... stop sulking. Get back in the car, edit out the remmington (or whatever the fuck it is), wake up James and i'll find us something you can kill

 

[Hagbard Celine]

I really need to go and re-read the set-up.

 

[Elephantom]

Super-screwed. But, if they really find a couple of communists trying to hatch evil plots...

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I shall gift that ATMAK with the name of Remfield. May it dispose of all hostile forces with extreme prejudice.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

My Mrs, for example.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

This about the average pace for you guys? I tend to drive a lot faster ...

You guys dawdle any longer and I will have to play xcom or something.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Why are we letting him take the wheel...?

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Orders is orders

 

[Elephantom]

Why are we letting him take the wheel...?

Because if the unstable power cell explodes, Glenn'll get the worst of it. To Stu, he's extremely expendable.

 

[Elephantom]

This about the average pace for you guys? I tend to drive a lot faster ...

You guys dawdle any longer and I will have to play xcom or something.

I'm actually supposed to post on a weekly basis, and eye-blindingly long posts — or at least, that's what my brain's telling me to do. Orders are orders all right.

 

[Elephantom]

And it's rightly yer' turn now, @WolfSpirit.

 

[Elephantom]

Hagbard Celine

Har Har, let's see you deal with Stu's atomic juice!!!

Also, when are we going to see real action? Bam bam, pow pow.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

When the moment presents itself. I'm so snekky.

 

[Elephantom]

When the moment presents itself. I'm so snekky.

SNAKE INSURGENTS!!!

 

[Axel The Englishman]

These insurgents are just to snekky. Best use Glenn as a meat shield.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

So ... I was thinking I could park the car, stop out for a piss and walk right to the edge of Space-Charlie's camp ...