Futuristic Space 'Nam: General Communications

[Elephantom]

Actually, the D. Field Gunner and the A. Field Gunner utilise Mechatronic Arm Supports to assist them in carrying their extremely heavy equipment. This results in enhanced physical strength.

Oh... That means MORE STU-MALFUNCTIONS!!!

 

[Axel The Englishman]

I'm playing ArmA 3 right now.

 

[Elephantom]

I make the first post. When I feel like it, of course.

And I bet you're feeling it now, aren't ye'?

And if you're doing so, do mention a couple of red ferns and misplaced mango-juice rations...

 

[Elephantom]

I'm playing ArmA 3 right now.

AMRMA3333 SHOT THEM1 DEAD THEM NOW1!

 

[Raku]

Don't know if anyone noticed but I literally pulled James' faceclaim from a video game.

 

[Raku]

Also, I wouldn't necessarily say James is an ex-convict. Sure he may have gotten in some trouble but it's not like he has a criminal record.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

You're not one of us!

 

[Raku]

Well at least he has some Brit blood in him!

 

[Elephantom]

Assistant gunner's gonner getter a loter o' trouble for that question o' his. He'll be carrying 2X more bullets, Stu'll make sure of it.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

The A. the D. utilise exo frames to carry the ammunition. You expect a regular human to carry over 1000 pounds in rounds?

 

[Elephantom]

The A. the D. utilise exo frames to carry the ammunition. You expect a regular human to carry over 1000 pounds in rounds?

Argh, he'll spill mango juice over every piece of machinery everywhere, all in the name of POTASSIUM!!! By the way I posted.

Hagbard Celine , avidly waiting for yer' post. And ye'd better do it FAST!!!

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Ballsack.

I need to uhm ... make ... something first.

Then i'm in.

I'm lazy and new here. Link thread pl0x?

 

[Elephantom]

Ballsack.

I need to uhm ... make ... something first.

Then i'm in.

I'm lazy and new here. Link thread pl0x?

'ere's the link, ye' tosser!

https://www.rpnation.com/threads/space-nam-the-first-of-them-all.325617/

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Who the fuck is driving?

 

[Elephantom]

Who the fuck is driving?

You are. Fortunately.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Right you fucking infidels of the intellect! Barbarians of the Brain! Strangers to Science!

There ain't no maps for where we're going ...

I did the thing. I am around to do some more thing if you think thing is something that you want more of.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

One of you are driving. A Remfield is a VTOL. We're too good for cars.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Your lack of my knowledge just triggers me greatly.

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Your jargon makes me itch.

And your farts smell like doom. Roll down the window please ...

 

[Axel The Englishman]

>Kicks you out of the VTOL<

Cool kids only!

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Bollocks. Well ...

As we're in a VTOL (which google tells me is a vertical take off/landing vehicle) why are we driving around in the jungle?

Edit: as YOU'RE in a VTOL.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

We're not. We flyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

 

[Elephantom]

We're not. We flyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

And you had to tell that now!?!?

 

[Elephantom]

We're not. We flyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

Why not just retcon shit? We're driving instead!

 

[Hagbard Celine]

Agreed. Driving seems like way less work to me.