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Lmao xD wtf is happening looks like he's extremely shanking someone like im a dirty way I'm sorry

(Oh ho! when Zack said that this is what I thought xD)

Ingrid: *nuzzles Zack and wraps arms around him content* Jonah...we're not doing anything dirty. Just attracting my hubby hornet to me in the way I know how <3 *smirks in a lustful manner and tickles his chin*

(Which reminds me. Don't bees/ hornets have tongues? Or is that just honey bees/ bumblebees
(He is just stabbing people with his battle brothers.)
OH HO
Zack: Kinky but we have to stay classy, Ingrid, save the lust for the bedroom.



I DID DO A THING.

That's great but... Revolver ocelot
 


I DID DO A THING.

Lol this was fantastic! I want to do something similar but with this Song. I know depressing but it catches my attention. That quote. What do you use to animate?
(He is just stabbing people with his battle brothers.)
OH HO
Zack: Kinky but we have to stay classy, Ingrid, save the lust for the bedroom.


That's great but... Revolver ocelot
(That's a handsome voice)
..... "nothing dirty" XD Jonah feels scared.


Ingrid: Always love always. That's only a private soul bonding moment for you and I to share in the bedroom. *sees Jonah scared and walks over to him then pets him* Awe I'm sorry hun. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. *squats down a bit to view Jonah's face* It's ok.
 
Lol this was fantastic! I want to do something similar but with this Song. I know depressing but it catches my attention. That quote. What do you use to animate?

(That's a handsome voice)



Ingrid: Always love always. That's only a private soul bonding moment for you and I to share in the bedroom. *sees Jonah scared and walks over to him then pets him* Awe I'm sorry hun. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. *squats down a bit to view Jonah's face* It's ok.

Zack: Fun hornet, fact we do have tongues and they are really small and another interesting thing.. only the women have stingers...
 
Zack: Fun hornet, fact we do have tongues and they are really small and another interesting thing.. only the women have stingers...
Ingrid: Well it sounds like the manhood got stripped love. I just realized...you already called up the jeweled wasps to make us our baby without thinking or waiting a bit. *takes a moment to process* We have to prepare! We have to figure out where we really want to stay! Near the hive. Here at the tree house. If so then expand. We'll need a nursery big enough to recorate to a child's bedroom and buy them all these baby clothes...oh! *panicks with tears of joy and runs around squaking like an actual raven flapping wings around* I'm panicking!!! Zack we didn't think this through. I'm a terrible parent already! I'm not worthy to me a mother! *falls on knees and bangs ground with despair while downgrading herself*

Like this despair
 
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Ingrid: Well it sounds like the manhood got stripped love. I just realized...you already called up the jeweled wasps to make us our baby without thinking or waiting a bit. *takes a moment to process* We have to prepare! We have to figure out where we really want to stay! Near the hive. Here at the tree house. If so then expand. We'll need a nursery big enough to recorate to a child's bedroom and buy them all these baby clothes...oh! *panicks with tears of joy and runs around squaking like an actual raven flapping wings around* I'm panicking!!! Zack we didn't think this through. I'm a terrible parent already! I'm not worthy to me a mother! *falls on knees and bangs ground with despair while downgrading herself*

Like this despair
jonah: *puts on fake moustache and snazzy suit* Hi! I'm.... Hanoj.... From dove and crow realestate! We understand you need a house near the hive, room for kids, and a great price!
 
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jonah: *puts on fake moustache and snazzy suit* Hi! I'm.... Hanoj.... From dove and crow realestate! We understand you need a house near the hive, room for kids, and a great price!
Ingrid: *turns to Jonah-err honaj and squints at the male trying ro figure out who he is then shrugs* how the hell did you get here good sir? This forest is often kept away from locals but anyways how convenient. Salutations *shakes his hand* yes we do~
 
Ingrid: *turns to Jonah-err honaj and squints at the male trying ro figure out who he is then shrugs* how the hell did you get here good sir? This forest is often kept away from locals but anyways how convenient. Salutations *shakes his hand* yes we do~

Zack:You do realize that... we have like a thousand maids right? Right?
 
Zack:You do realize that... we have like a thousand maids right? Right?
Ingrid: Maids? For what? Taking care of our child? Ah-uh boo boo I'm caring for them without maids. Loved by and raised by their loving parents. We are not hive babe. We won't do that
 
Zack: As you wish. Where will the child receive his education?
Ingrid: Not quite sure. Maybe home schooled or something. I'm mostly afraid they'll get picked on like me. Maybe he can be a strong, little cadet so I won't have to worry about his self esteem. At least if he's beating others it's fine. Umm...*scratches head* is that wrong of me?
 
Ingrid: Not quite sure. Maybe home schooled or something. I'm mostly afraid they'll get picked on like me. Maybe he can be a strong, little cadet so I won't have to worry about his self esteem. At least if he's beating others it's fine. Umm...*scratches head* is that wrong of me?
Zack: Not wrong if it's self defence, a good one two is good enough plus it's not like the school system ever intervenes on bullying.
 
Zack: Not wrong if it's self defence, a good one two is good enough plus it's not like the school system ever intervenes on bullying.
Ingrid: True. They make things worse. Well I guess public winged school it is. If it doesn't work we'll home school him our way. What ideas do you suggest? Also any names? Maybe Buck? *wiggles brows*
 
Ingrid: True. They make things worse. Well I guess public winged school it is. If it doesn't work we'll home school him our way. What ideas do you suggest? Also any names? Maybe Buck? *wiggles brows*

Okay, weird thought. 20-odd years in the future, the kids/young adults have either graduated or toppled the evil academia and are now living regular lives in regular society. Ingrid and zack are happy parents living in a regular suburb, except Zack now has to deal with a regular office job (he's a drone for the company, lol) and Ingrid is getting pissed at all the middle aged winged Soccer moms who think their kids are better than her epic mixed-winged kids.

Spoiler: The soccer moms end up getting turned into roasted poultry... an end most foul.
 
Ingrid: True. They make things worse. Well I guess public winged school it is. If it doesn't work we'll home school him our way. What ideas do you suggest? Also any names? Maybe Buck? *wiggles brows*
Zack: I'm fine with home school, of course, I'll also find professors to peer review the teachers/professors that will be educating the kid. *He sighs at the mention Buck* Okay, fine. Buck is a good name, what about David?
 
Okay, weird thought. 20-odd years in the future, the kids/young adults have either graduated or toppled the evil academia and are now living regular lives in regular society. Ingrid and zack are happy parents living in a regular suburb, except Zack now has to deal with a regular office job (he's a drone for the company, lol) and Ingrid is getting pissed at all the middle aged winged Soccer moms who think their kids are better than her epic mixed-winged kids.

Spoiler: The soccer moms end up getting turned into roasted poultry... an end most foul.
Hahahaha, that would be great and It'd be funny the ex-soldier being stuck in a dead end office job, threatening his co-workers into submission.
 
Okay, weird thought. 20-odd years in the future, the kids/young adults have either graduated or toppled the evil academia and are now living regular lives in regular society. Ingrid and zack are happy parents living in a regular suburb, except Zack now has to deal with a regular office job (he's a drone for the company, lol) and Ingrid is getting pissed at all the middle aged winged Soccer moms who think their kids are better than her epic mixed-winged kids.

Spoiler: The soccer moms end up getting turned into roasted poultry... an end most foul.
Well those soccer moms better watch out if they keep coming cause they just triggered a fucking Mexican Raven!!! And we have attitude like you won't believe. A flock of crows/ravens what's it called? That's right bish MURDER
 
Well those soccer moms better watch out if they keep coming cause they just triggered a fucking Mexican Raven!!! And we have attitude like you won't believe. A flock of crows/ravens what's it called? That's right bish MURDER

*Jonah stands awkwardly with only a few raven feathers on his head* I-I wouldn;t kill anyone o_o
 
*Jonah stands awkwardly with only a few raven feathers on his head* I-I wouldn;t kill anyone o_o
Ingrid: Oi! Did you just pluck those out from my butt/ tail feathers? That's where it mostly drops from

I feel bad for the hornet though. Confined to some misery is what it sounds like. At some point he will gain a stroke from his pent up rage or just snap and shove a broom up his boss' butt hole and plant him in the dirt like a flag or a potted plant. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! Bees get depressed and must be free. They will fucking attack! XD oh lord I can imagine the bail. I gotta call his mom to get him out. Gebus
 
Hahahaha, that would be great and It'd be funny the ex-soldier being stuck in a dead end office job, threatening his co-workers into submission.

Coworker: *standing by water cooler* Hey Zack, nice antenna. Can you hear the football scores? 8laughs with friends*

Zack: I'm sorry Dean. I could. But I can't hear it over the sounds of the innocent casualties killed in my 85th training routine while I was in the army.
 
Ingrid: Oi! Did you just pluck those out from my butt/ tail feathers? That's where it mostly drops from

I feel bad for the hornet though. Confined to some misery is what it sounds like. At some point he will gain a stroke from his pent up rage or just snap and shove a broom up his boss' butt hole and plant him in the dirt like a flag or a potted plant. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! Bees get depressed and must be free. They will fucking attack! XD oh lord I can imagine the bail. I gotta call his mom to get him out. Gebus


Jonah: Oh gross no. They grow naturally.


Also. Yeah. I can totally imagine him doing that. "DAVE. GIVE ME A RAISE OR I WILL STING YOU. WITH A GUN. IN THE FACE."
 
Jonah: Oh gross no. They grow naturally.


Also. Yeah. I can totally imagine him doing that. "DAVE. GIVE ME A RAISE OR I WILL STING YOU. WITH A GUN. IN THE FACE."
Ingrid: so those are yours? You best not be lying to me darling. You about to get whoopin *pops knuckles* run

Lol screw you Dave. Sad he doesn't have a stinger to brutally pierce in his brain
 
Ingrid: so those are yours? You best not be lying to me darling. You about to get whoopin *pops knuckles* run

Lol screw you Dave. Sad he doesn't have a stinger to brutally pierce in his brain

Jonah: N-no seriously! I have no clue where they came from! They just started growing one day! As far as I can remember I'm the only one in my family with black feathers! ... I think....



Don't know about you, but knives sting :)
 
Gone for two minutes and several scenarios already pop up.

Zack: Jackson, do you know what they called me when I served in the Chad Hive wars? they gave me a great nickname.... I am Sharashka, Sharashka can be translated into... torturous prison keeper.
 

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