Other Single pringle club! (The club for people that are forever alone)

[BackSet]

If your dream guy or girl is one in a million then that means there are about seven thousand of them on the planet. Never give up hope, you will find your one in seven thousand! Probably.

So there are seven thousand pinapple people on the planet. (Kidding).

 

[The Mechanist]

Been three years single here ^^

 

[BackSet]

Scientific study has revealed that sungle people are 100% more fun to be around than not-single people.

 

[Lore Keeper Ronan]

If you're a single Pringle and you know it clap your hands..

*Clapping*

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*Holds pistol* What do I do with this again?

 

[BackSet]

*Holds pistol* What do I do with this again?

Hold anyone that you want to date at gunpoint and force them to date you.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

Oh.

 

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

*pulls out a cookie* What about this?

 

[kouzcy]

i have arrived

 

[kianainactive1234]

ayooooooo i got cheated on back in september and been single since whaddup

 

[kouzcy]

aw, that sucks--

 

[kianainactive1234]

aw, that sucks--

lmao its a big oof but it be like that sometimes i guess

 

[kouzcy]

i've just gotten turned down more times i could count on my fingers oof
and gotten friendzoned the same amount of times

 

[The Hero]

I remember the first time I was turned down. She said, "We have too much in common like we both like women." I was like, ah, that's understandable.

 

[kouzcy]

the first time i got turned down he said that he loved me like a brother
oof

 

[BackSet]

I have no idea what gender who is at any given time.

 

[kouzcy]

oh, i'm a dude lmao

 

[Tiramiisu]

At last, I have found my fellow pringles. Hello, brethren.

 

[BackSet]

Maybe everyone here should date everyone else. As an asexual I command that everyone but me do that.

 

[kouzcy]

i just got here
so, you know (':

 

[kianainactive1234]

Maybe everyone here should date everyone else. As an asexual I command that everyone but me do that.

i tried - didn't end well o~o

 

[BackSet]

Well, the only other option I see is murder-suicide.

 

[kouzcy]

 

[BackSet]

Your avatar is perfect here. He looks so offended at my post.

 

[kouzcy]

lmao --

he's a n g e r y