HTCOR
RP Junkie
Me each morning after I wake up and someone suddenly calls my name:
Oh. And Assassin is probably gonna die head on, unless he hits Beserker with the best pun of all.
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Oh. And Assassin is probably gonna die head on, unless he hits Beserker with the best pun of all.
HTCOR
RP Junkie
*Cheers for team Assassin versus Team Beserker*
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
MAHOU SHOUJO SUPERHERO LANCER-CHAN DON-QT wants to come save you but she can't because she has no knowledge of you even existing yet.
HTCOR
RP Junkie
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
But don't you want to give her the happiness of saving you and see her smile when you thank her?
HTCOR
RP Junkie
....She can't save me in time, is the issue. I'd rather not have Beserker rip my heart out. I need that muscle.
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
Well she couldn't anyway since she doesn't even know you or that you're in a fight.
I just wanted you to imagine it.
HTCOR
RP Junkie
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
W-What?
HTCOR
RP Junkie
Lancer gets no mercy. None. Nada. The show will go on.
HTCOR
RP Junkie
*Preps my best move of all for Beserker*
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
WHY. LANCER JUST WANTS TO SMILE AT YOU. DON'T KILL HER MERCILESSLY
HTCOR
RP Junkie
I'm not going to kill poor Lancer. I'm not that mean. I'll just send Papa Clovis and his daughter to go after her and seduce her, like they do with all of the Childe Lancers.
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
YOU CAN'T SEDUCE JUSTICE.
HTCOR
RP Junkie
Correction.
*Assassin seduces Lancer with his ideals of being a Hero of Justice*
*The two awkwardly fight all of the time afterwards*
Edit: Time to go for me- need to check something out. See you 'round later.
Mion
Always Tired
hudhouse
The Voidwalker
Okay... I'll just seduce someone who CAN seduce justice...
Kalin Scarlet
RPNation's Overpowered Heroic Sword Saint
I dont think Assassin is suited to seduction. He just stands there looking edgy
hudhouse
The Voidwalker
*boops Nose* I was talking about you~...
Kalin Scarlet
RPNation's Overpowered Heroic Sword Saint
*blushie* m-me? B-b-b-but....I dont know anything about seduction!
hudhouse
The Voidwalker
Of course you do! You're literally branded with her collar!
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
Kalin Scarlet
RPNation's Overpowered Heroic Sword Saint
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Is Lancer a shortstack or a loli? Bhaxter uncovers the truth!
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Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
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Is Lancer a shortstack or a loli? Bhaxter uncovers the truth!
Welcome to Lancers mech suit armor.
There's pillows in it.
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>....<
Girouette
Lizard knight Overlord
I'm gonna note that whatever you thought it wasn't that.
