Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[HTCOR]

Mhmm. It has to happen, it is fate after all Oh hey that was a good pun if Fate wasn't the title of the series.

*Shoots*

You were *shot*

 

[Iskandar]

*Shoots*

You were *shot*

Ooooh. Should I make Christina be the pun master. She always makes puns but no one ever laughs due to how lame they are

 

[HTCOR]

Ooooh. Should I make Christina be the pun master. She always makes puns but no one ever laughs due to how lame they are

*Sighs as Assassin hugs Christina*

"Feel the love. And the C4."

*Assassin sprints away*

 

[Xel]

*Sighs as Assassin hugs Christina*

"Feel the love. And the C4."

*Assassin sprints away*

"Is that C4 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[hudhouse]

"Is that C4 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

*fires a RPG at both of them*

 

[Girouette]

"Is that C4 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Both ;3

 

[Iskandar]

*Sighs as Assassin hugs Christina*

"Feel the love. And the C4."

*Assassin sprints away*

...

*Christina dies*

 

[HTCOR]

...

*Christina dies*

*Assassin awkwardly stands in the distance*

"I didn't mean for my Master's firey love to make her heart burst with that much joy...."

 

[Xel]

*fires a RPG at both of them*

Bitch be cruisin' for a bruisin' by threatening Caster's master.

...

*Christina dies*

Don't die, Caster would be lonely if you died

 

[Iskandar]

*Assassin awkwardly stands in the distance*

"I didn't mean for my Master's firey love to make her heart burst with that much joy...."

*Christina Taps Assassin's Shoulder*: I still live! Now do you want a beer or me to kick your ass? *Cracks her knuckles*

Bitch be cruisin' for a bruisin' by threatening Caster's master.


Don't die, Caster would be lonely if you died

Fear not! For I live!

 

[Girouette]

I just realized Team Caster X Assassin X Lancer can't happen because Lancer and her master are underage and the other two drink too much *shot*

Even though I listed "Incredibly Strong Alcoholic beverages" under Lancers char sheet....

 

[HTCOR]

*Christina Taps Assassin's Shoulder*: I still live! Now do you want a beer or me to kick your ass? *Cracks her knuckles*


Fear not! For I live!

"I'd like a beer, actually." He'd hold his hand out.

 

[hudhouse]

How I feel looking at caster...

 

[Iskandar]

"I'd like a beer, actually." He'd hold his hand out.

*Breaks his wrist* Kaaaaay. *shakes a can of beer and points it at him before opening it.*

 

[Iskandar]

I just realized Team Caster X Assassin X Lancer can't happen because Lancer and her master are underage and the other two drink too much *shot*

Even though I listed "Incredibly Strong Alcoholic beverages" under Lancers char sheet....

Shhh. You are the children of this very alcoholic family

 

[Girouette]

Shhh. You are the children of this very alcoholic family

Lancer is a heroic spirit so it's obvs fine

 

[HTCOR]

*Breaks his wrist* Kaaaaay. *shakes a can of beer and points it at him before opening it.*

*Assassin just looks at his hand"

"...Shit."

 

[Iskandar]

*Assassin just looks at his hand"

"...Shit."

"Oi. 'Shit' and 'Well... Shit...' Are my catchphrases... You punk."

 

[HTCOR]

"Oi. 'Shit' and 'Well... Shit...' Are my catchphrases... You punk."

*Assassin just rolls his eyes, and goes into spectral form*

 

[Girouette]

Oh this gonna be fun.

 

[Iskandar]

*Assassin just rolls his eyes, and goes into spectral form*

*Christina Goes with him because this is OOC and why not?*

 

[HTCOR]

*Christina Goes with him because this is OOC and why not?*

*Drops the Holy Hand Grenade onto Christina's Lap. Unprimed, of course.*

 

[Girouette]

*Drops the Holy Hand Grenade onto Christina's Lap. Unprimed, of course.*

Holy hand grenade is a euphemism.

 

[HTCOR]

Holy hand grenade is a euphemism.

Of course it is. *Shrugs*

*Fiddles with the sun ball while Christina can deal with that metaphorical shit.*

 

[Girouette]

BTW this is best fate song.


I actually think HA has a better soundtrack.