Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[Xel]

Yes.

ALSO GET OFF STORE OWNER-CHAN. She owns the store. She doesn't need a uniform. Xel

Only reason her store's popular is because she dresses like a slut.

 

[HTCOR]

Why doth thou have the aggression, sai Xel ?

 

[Iskandar]

Only reason her store's popular is because she dresses like a slut.

You don't even know what her personality is >.> How dare you offend Store Owner-Chan.

 

[Xel]

Why doth thou have the aggression, said Xel ?

Because that skank is trying to seduce my master with her slutty clothes and discounted beer.

 

[Iskandar]

Because that skank is trying to seduce my master with her slutty clothes and discounted beer.

THE TWO ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. No need to worry, Christina seduced her

 

[Girouette]

I ship it.

 

[HTCOR]

Because that skank is trying to seduce my master with her slutty clothes and discounted beer.

Ah. But Akira works under the local brewmaster. Akira shall get discounts.

THE TWO ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. No need to worry, Christina seduced her

This is why Akira crossdresses as a man. No other reason.

 

[Xel]

THE TWO ARE CHILDHOOD FRIENDS. No need to worry, Christina seduced her

I'll just have to use my caster cheats then.

 

[Iskandar]

Ah. But Akira works under the local brewmaster. Akira shall get discounts.



This is why Akira crossdresses as a man. No other reason.

Christina can sniff out a trap. Be wary of her

I'll just have to use my caster cheats then.

If you harm yet to be named Store Owner-chan, christina will commit seppuku >.>

I ship it.

Adventure Lancer and Store Owner would get along way to well >.>

 

[HTCOR]

Christina can sniff out a trap. Be wary of her


If you harm yet to be named Store Owner-chan, christina will commit seppuku >.>


Adventure Lancer and Store Owner would get along way to well >.>

*Deploy my best NP for this*

POCKET SAND!

 

[Xel]

Christina can sniff out a trap. Be wary of her


If you harm yet to be named Store Owner-chan, christina will commit seppuku >.>


Adventure Lancer and Store Owner would get along way to well >.>

Define "harm"

 

[Girouette]

Chill lancer will probably hit on her.

 

[Iskandar]

Define "harm"

If you even glare at her, I will consider it harming. Store Owner is a mere bystander that will occasionally show up

Chill lancer will probably hit on her.

When she hits back

 

[Girouette]

If you even glare at her, I will consider it harming. Store Owner is a mere bystander that will occasionally show up


When she hits back

Is store owner-chan into that kind of play ;4?

 

[HTCOR]

Oh. Regular trap?
Thank the Grail.
*Assassin's true giggles shall be hidden*

...I sadly know too well how to appear male.

Anyways.

If you even glare at her, I will consider it harming. Store Owner is a mere bystander that will occasionally show up


When she hits back

Store Owner is safe.

 

[Iskandar]

Is store owner-chan into that kind of play ;4?

Naaaah. She is just really outgoing and bubbly. She is secretly a shy and delicate violet

 

[HTCOR]

Naaaah. She is just really outgoing and bubbly. She is secretly a shy and delicate violet

Oh no.

 

[Girouette]

Good because lancer is a kind and delicate knight who knows how to treat a lad- *Shot*

 

[Girouette]

My phone's gonna die so like. Be back in 30 minutes or so.

 

[HTCOR]

Good because lancer is a kind and delicate knight who knows how to treat a lad- *Shot*

*Assassin teaches Lancer how to dance because they run the dance studio as well*

 

[Girouette]

Thank you. Assassin Papa.

 

[HTCOR]

You're welcome, Lancer.

Thank you. Assassin Papa.

 

[Girouette]

Lancer is gonna walk in. See the clerk. And be like "Hellloooooo theeee-" *Shot*

 

[Iskandar]

Lancer is gonna walk in. See the clerk. And be like "Hellloooooo theeee-" *Shot*

*Meanwhile christina is still staring off at the porn mags* xD

 

[HTCOR]

Lancer is gonna walk in. See the clerk. And be like "Hellloooooo theeee-" *Shot*

Assassin karate chops her on the head.

"Tongue back in your mouth."