Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[Godhowsae]

How do you people post this many f***ing pages when I'm asleep.

Also, I'm calling it:
Overseer will put out a hit on Team Saber and Team Berserker because they are led by filthy monsters.

Now, now. Let's not be hasty.

 

[Birdsie]

Now, now. Let's not be hasty.

Shush. I'll contract you once your Master is dead. The Einzberns pay top dollar for the Holy Grail.

 

[Godhowsae]

Shush. I'll contract you once your Master is dead. The Einzberns pay top dollar for the Holy Grail.

He's been standing there dumbfounded since my summoning anyway. You've got yourself a deal.

 

[Mion]

I wake up an there has been over 700 messages. Woah

 

[Girouette]

I just woke up

Miss anything important!

 

[hudhouse]

He's been standing there dumbfounded since my summoning anyway. You've got yourself a deal.

I just woke up

Miss anything important!

Just spoilers for one of my favorite games~

 

[Girouette]

Wel...p...

I see there was a HUGE MAGICAL EXPLOSION OF LIGHT.

Cool.

 

[hudhouse]

Wel...p...

I see there was a HUGE MAGICAL EXPLOSION OF LIGHT.

Cool.

I think 1/3rd of Kose just died...

 

[HTCOR]

I think 1/3rd of Kose just died...

Its just really powerful magical light. Very intense. Very concussive. Very ow.

 

[Girouette]

Its just really powerful magical light. Very intense. Very concussive. Very ow.

If Lancer wasn't out of the city and by the forest she'd be like "AAAA EXPLOSION WE MUST GO SAVE PEOPLE"

But since she's chill mode whatevs man. *Shot*

 

[HTCOR]

If Lancer wasn't out of the city and by the forest she'd be like "AAAA EXPLOSION WE MUST GO SAVE PEOPLE"

But since she's chill mode whatevs man. *Shot*

Good.

No one is hurt but Assassin most likely. No people, at least.

 

[Girouette]

Good cause Lancer would be mad at Team papa if you hurt innocents :~:

...

*Looks at massive hole made in pavement and destroyed rooftop*
*Whistles*

 

[HTCOR]

Good cause Lancer would be mad at Team papa if you hurt innocents :~:

...

*Looks at massive hole made in pavement and destroyed rooftop*
*Whistles*

Papa Assassin will punish poor Lancer for such destruction

 

[Girouette]

Papa Assassin will punish poor Lancer for such destruction

You probably shouldn't say things like that with certain people around, they'll take it the wrong way.
It was a duel! A duel sometimes...Has...Destruction! People shouldn't be interfering with duels anyway!

 

[HTCOR]

You probably shouldn't say things like that with certain people around, they'll take it the wrong way.
It was a duel! A duel sometimes...Has...Destruction! People shouldn't be interfering with duels anyway!

Papa Assassin grabs the paddle and sighs. "If you're gonna blow stuff up...do it in a focused manner, or right in someone's face."

 

[Girouette]

Papa Assassin grabs the paddle and sighs. "If you're gonna blow stuff up...do it in a focused manner, or right in someone's face."

E-Eep! No! Come on! Lancer was Focused! Very focused! And she's chill now! Super chill! She just wants to go home and drink coffee and read comics until tomorrow :~:

 

[HTCOR]

E-Eep! No! Come on! Lancer was Focused! Very focused! And she's chill now! Super chill! She just wants to go home and drink coffee and read comics until tomorrow :~:

Mmmm. Okay. Get good coffee, not instant coffee.

 

[Girouette]

Mmmm. Okay. Get good coffee, not instant coffee.

Lancer has no idea what instant coffee even is, she's from 1605 (Or earlier ;3) for gods sake! Though she is just going to the convenience store so who knows >.>

Maybe she'll run into a friendly person with lots of good drinks and coffee at ho- *shot*

 

[HTCOR]

Lancer has no idea what instant coffee even is, she's from 1605 (Or earlier ;3) for gods sake! Though she is just going to the convenience store so who knows >.>

Maybe she'll run into a friendly person with lots of good drinks and coffee at ho- *shot*

Assassin sighs as he goes to work and makes coffee and tea for his master and himself.

 

[Girouette]

Assassin sighs as he goes to work and makes coffee and tea for his master and himself.

Team papa better give Lancer the best coffee ever when they meet.

:~:

 

[HTCOR]

Team papa better give Lancer the best coffee ever when they meet.

:~:

Maybe. Depends on the terms they meet on.

 

[Girouette]

Maybe. Depends on the terms they meet on.

Can it be not deadly?

 

[Birdsie]

Can it be not deadly?

Lancer would have to be VERY weak if she died from normal poison. Unless Assassin poisoned it with his Noble Phantasm.

 

[Girouette]

Lancer would have to be VERY weak if she died from normal poison. Unless Assassin poisoned it with his Noble Phantasm.

Lancer IS Very we- *shot*

Yeah, I mean. Even a super weak servant is probably pretty okay against normal poison, even in chill mode.

 

[Girouette]

So I was reading some earlier stuff in this thread, did a discord get axed? Just wondering.