Barbas
Three Thousand Club
Popeye was canceled because of it.Guys, I need help. I can't stop watching The Emoji Movie trailer that was released yesterday. I mean fuck! I feel like I'm going crazy man, all I can think about is the god dammed Emoji Movie. It's just... I can't stop. I don't know what I'm looking for, but I'm playing it over and over again. Am I in shock? Maybe I'm just trying to understand why anyone thought this would be a good idea. Maybe I'm looking upon the face of god and it's too beautiful for my fragile mortal mind to understand. Whatever it is, the answers elude me. I've searched every frame, but I still can't seem to come to grips with the reality. I feel like The Emoji Movie is a craftsmen, and my mind is a piece of wood slowly being whittled away. I'm looking for answers in each still, but all I can find is the cold reality of it all and it's crushing my already week sanity. I mean for fuck's sake, I've said the word Emoji more times now than I ever have in my life and it's already starting to sound less and less like a word. Is it even a word? IS EMOJI A FUCKING WORD!? These are the questions I need answers too. Some one help, please. I'm sinking into depression. I could kill a man right now and not feel anything.