Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
I'm back too. Hallo, Heisenberg.
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I'm back too. Hallo, Heisenberg.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
So... you texted all of your writing into this website? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? Oh well, the writer of Fifty Shades of Grey did just that... writing her novel in some phone.
Ouch, laptops are expensive, right? Jeez, its gonna hurt your wallet real bad.
Ouch, laptops are expensive, right? Jeez, its gonna hurt your wallet real bad.
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Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
You know, as a general rule, women get offended by the C-word. xD so that's probably why it gets filtered.
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Haha, don't worry, I have some pretty good applications and the phone itself is pretty fast — though, don't compare me to that ab-ys-mal writer.
And, I'm actually running low on space and just paid off the internet bill hogs — don't know if downloading a 350 mb detak software, without knowing if it works or not, would be good for my personal health.
Laptops are pree-tay dank expensive, and I mean it. Dank and dank. All the greens wasted on a piece of shit that hardly ever works. Damn it.
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Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
And what about men? That's sexist right off the bat. Men can have feelings too, especially about their genitalia — it's the dick-paranoia, very harmful, full of insanity. Warbler garble on the marbled carpal---222$$$$
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
Yeah, but it's more common that a woman get called a dumb I'm uncultured than a man. xD besides, the male equivalent is cock and I haven't seen very many guys get offended by that, on the other hand, I've seen PLENTY of women get totally triggered. rofl
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Your phone must be really neat then!
Ah, well, don't download it then. I'm not you so I don't know how hard you've got it, but if you say that it might not be good for your personal health then don't do it.
Its true! If your dick is too small, you automatically lose in cockfights and your small cock will define you for the rest of your life. But if your dick is too big, you'll have trouble taking a piss and if you fuck you might make your woman bleed too much and she might have to go to the hospital.
I call this Cocksanity.
Serf Ember
New Member
Eh, I was checking the filter for my self
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
You don't know the woes of a man, skillet. The dick is an embodiment of your character, and if someone insults it, then everything becomes personal.
*facepalm*
You take things too seriously, Heis...
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Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Here's an excerpt of the book you recommended, Eleph:
Not finance. Not strategy. Not technology. It is teamwork that remains the ultimate competitive advantage, both because it is so powerful and so rare.
I believe this book will be worth my time and my headaches. I'll be reading it! Its got a catchy beginning.
Yeah, people say that I'm too serious sometimes.
Never had the opportunity to get seriously invested in it yet. I'm a cheap fuck that doesn't want to spend money, and I have no nerd friends who introduced me to it. A deadly combination that prevented me from ever gaining access to the world of tabletop RPGs and other such board games.
Not finance. Not strategy. Not technology. It is teamwork that remains the ultimate competitive advantage, both because it is so powerful and so rare.
I believe this book will be worth my time and my headaches. I'll be reading it! Its got a catchy beginning.
Yeah, people say that I'm too serious sometimes.
Never had the opportunity to get seriously invested in it yet. I'm a cheap fuck that doesn't want to spend money, and I have no nerd friends who introduced me to it. A deadly combination that prevented me from ever gaining access to the world of tabletop RPGs and other such board games.
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
xD that has nothing to do with someone calling you a cock.
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
But what if someone with a bigger cock approaches you then shows the full size of it? Then he dares you to do the same or he'll call your cock a weenie?
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
Well then they aren't exactly insulting you, they are just insulting your dick. xD not the same thing. I mean, by default, calling your dick a weenie would be insulting you, but it doesn't work the other way. That's like me thinking that someone is insulting my vag because they called me a vagina. roflmao
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
They are not just insulting your cock, they are also insulting your pride and your identity as a man. Your manhood is being assaulted this very moment and all you can do is watch as he takes it away. You feel helpless... powerless to stop him from taking all that you are and taking a piss on it. When this happens, it scorches the core of your soul and it takes weeks, months or even years to recover from the trauma inflicted on your person.
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
calling you a dick and insulting your dick are different things though. xD you guys just keep getting stuck on how it makes you feel if someone says you have a small penis. rofl
Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
I was hoping that it would rid you of your anxiety and cold feet syndrome. Nice book, but to be honest, I haven't really read it myself.
There are a couple of board games available digitally, and most have bots in them. Talisman, for example, is pree-tay good and I believe it's available on steam.
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
Anyone know what Xbox live for a year costs?
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Ah, well, it seems that we cannot reach an understanding here. It is hard enough for me to express all these emotions to someone with similar experiences, but to describe all my woes to someone who cannot comprehend my suffering is like trying to teach a dog how to act like Shakespeare.
Well, I'm reading it... After I play this porn game and after I get off this chat.
And are those board games free?
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
My soul.
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
xD well I was saying one thing and you were insisting on the other. It's like we were talking about two different things basically. Anyway, it was entertaining for a while and let me get over some of my wanting to destroy things. LOL
Aaaaaaand... how much is that in dollars exactly? xD
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
I don't know how to respond to this so I'll just say...
LOL.
All that you are and all that you will ever be.
That's $10.
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LOL.
(Jesus Christ............... ...... I didn't know I could say things like that!)
Roleplay Skittle
Eternally Awkward
Your Ele is showing.
