Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[shadowz1995]

right, right. war stories with uncle ace.

Yes, the thread Boys Vs Girls. Thread created by this guy named Blitzer. He was alright, helped his team anywho.

The rules were simple, boys count up to 100, girls down to -100. Easy enough. It was quite sporadic until I found myself in the warzone.

Girls had it down to -5. It had been going on like this for a page or so. It was there I met one of my comrades, AxelWelrod. Good man. He was holding down the fort, waiting for a fellow man to back him up, so I responded to the call with a "DEUS VULT!"

And it was history from there. We two raised us out of that steaming shithole all the way to 70 I think, over the span of 2 to 3 days. It was great, we had help from a few others as well, fending off the girls on a good series of occasions, gaining aid when called for. It was then I encountered Heis.

He wasn't here to help. In fact, I believe he was actively trying to make the boys lose. Didn't matter to myself, axel and I could shout our warcries and win the day.

It was then though that he tried to talk, whilst taking down the score one by one. For every two we put up, he brought it down by one. It was tough, but he thought us to be misandrists, men who sought themselves to be superior to women.

Simply put, that wasn't the call, for the only trophies bring in a forum game is bragging rights and TAKING BACK JERUSALEM.

And so, with verbal assault left and right, I had fired my last blow. 99. It was up to Axel. I reminded him, and let Heisenburg know that this wasn't for superiority, for bragging rights, for Jerusalem even. It was for the sweet victory of saying "We won." No, not the boys, not that men are superior, but the two of us, Axel and myself, won. Two hardened individuals, battle brothers might I even say, won it for a team that was their own, that they carried. It was us that won, not the boys, not the girls, us.

That is what it truly means to be an ork. Not winning for the fame, money, or alliances, winning because we can.

Hope I entertained you lot Nogoodname The Faceless King with me ol' war stories. I have a few more from my adventuring days.

You did me proud mate

 

[The Faceless King]

right, right. war stories with uncle ace.

Yes, the thread Boys Vs Girls. Thread created by this guy named Blitzer. He was alright, helped his team anywho.

The rules were simple, boys count up to 100, girls down to -100. Easy enough. It was quite sporadic until I found myself in the warzone.

Girls had it down to -5. It had been going on like this for a page or so. It was there I met one of my comrades, AxelWelrod. Good man. He was holding down the fort, waiting for a fellow man to back him up, so I responded to the call with a "DEUS VULT!"

And it was history from there. We two raised us out of that steaming shithole all the way to 70 I think, over the span of 2 to 3 days. It was great, we had help from a few others as well, fending off the girls on a good series of occasions, gaining aid when called for. It was then I encountered Heis.

He wasn't here to help. In fact, I believe he was actively trying to make the boys lose. Didn't matter to myself, axel and I could shout our warcries and win the day.

It was then though that he tried to talk, whilst taking down the score one by one. For every two we put up, he brought it down by one. It was tough, but he thought us to be misandrists, men who sought themselves to be superior to women.

Simply put, that wasn't the call, for the only trophies bring in a forum game is bragging rights and TAKING BACK JERUSALEM.

And so, with verbal assault left and right, I had fired my last blow. 99. It was up to Axel. I reminded him, and let Heisenburg know that this wasn't for superiority, for bragging rights, for Jerusalem even. It was for the sweet victory of saying "We won." No, not the boys, not that men are superior, but the two of us, Axel and myself, won. Two hardened individuals, battle brothers might I even say, won it for a team that was their own, that they carried. It was us that won, not the boys, not the girls, us.

That is what it truly means to be an ork. Not winning for the fame, money, or alliances, winning because we can.

Hope I entertained you lot Nogoodname The Faceless King with me ol' war stories. I have a few more from my adventuring days.

Beautiful. Absolutely splendid. This really bring me back to my time in the military, ye know?

 

[Nogoodname]

duncle ace don't play when it comes to forum games

Shame I missed it, woulda beat you nerds easy :V

 

[shadowz1995]

Shame I missed it, woulda beat you nerds easy :V

Oh shut up nogood. Couldnt be me in the burg, flasks only

 

[Nogoodname]

Oh shut up nogood. Couldnt be me in the burg, flasks only

Bitch you know I'll win!

 

[shadowz1995]

Bitch you know I'll win!

Break yourself bitch

 

[Nogoodname]

Break yourself bitch

You have no Idea how much of a tryhard I am, ur gonna get beat.

 

[shadowz1995]

You have no Idea how much of a tryhard I am, ur gonna get beat.

Gonna get spanked by my whip and baked by my flames

 

[Nogoodname]

Gonna get spanked by my whip and baked by my flames

You're gonna catch this claymore!

 

[shadowz1995]

You're gonna catch this claymore!

Fuck outta here with that slow ass, predictable ass, basic ass, guaranteed butcheek parry ass, ring swap and weapon swap to a great club and cant even wield it ass

 

[Nogoodname]

Fuck outta here with that slow ass, predictable ass, basic ass, guaranteed butcheek parry ass, ring swap and weapon swap to a great club and cant even wield it ass

Pfft, you've never gone up against my claymore before

 

[The Faceless King]

Why would you use a claymore? We live in the twenty first century. Just grab a gun and shoot a mother fucker.

 

[Nogoodname]

Why would you use a claymore? We live in the twenty first century. Just grab a gun and shoot a mother fucker.

Because style.

 

[The Faceless King]

Because style.

Here's my style:

It's called a "Superior Claymore"

 

[Nogoodname]

Here's my style:

It's called a "Superior Claymore"

But you can't end someone rightly with those!

 

[The Faceless King]

But you can't end someone rightly with those!

Sure you can. Blow there legs off and then while their twitching on the floor and bleeding out, grab the pommel from your pocket and cave their head in.

 

[Elephantom]

Sure you can. Blow there legs off and then while their twitching on the floor and bleeding out, grab the pommel from your pocket and cave their head in.

Correction: Throw the pommel at their face.

 

[Nogoodname]

Sure you can. Blow there legs off and then while their twitching on the floor and bleeding out, grab the pommel from your pocket and cave their head in.

Okay, fair, you have a point, but still claymore is baemore.

 

[Elephantom]

Okay, fair, you have a point, but still claymore is baemore.

U lame

 

[The Faceless King]

Correction: Throw the pommel at their face.

Right of course, my bad.

Okay, fair, you have a point, but still claymore is baemore.

Lol. It's a good sword, I won't argue against that.

 

[Nogoodname]

U lame

nou!

 

[Nogoodname]

Right of course, my bad.

Lol. It's a good sword, I won't argue against that.

damn right!

 

[BubbleButt]

Children! Children!

You're all pieces of shit in my book. Now go kill yourselves.

 

[Nogoodname]

Children! Children!

You're all pieces of shit in my book. Now go kill yourselves.

okay, first of all, r00d.

 

[BubbleButt]

okay, first of all, r00d.

Don't argue with me young lady!

Timeout corner now, here's a knife for you to slit your wrists while you're over there,