Fandom RWBY: Adventures in Vale [No Longer Accepting]

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

@The Succubi Queen[/URL] "And don't give me that whole, He's his own man crap! Because that doesn't apply with poor bedside manners!"

 

[Ian Temero]

[QUOTE="Bullet Tooth Tony]Herb rolled his eyes at his passenger "Would you prefer to walk instead?" he asked mockingly "Look, I'm the driver here and I won't have my fucking passenger talk back to me."

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"Actually, yes I would." Lilith answered, before vanishing from his arms in a flash of light and reappearing between the two of them. The damsel in distress role was really not her style. Besides, he clearly wasn't enjoying it any more than she was.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="Ian Temero]"Actually, yes I would." Lilith answered, before vanishing from his arms in a flash of light and reappearing between the two of them. The damsel in distress role was really not her style. Besides, he clearly wasn't enjoying it any more than she was.

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Mel then whispered into Lilith's ear telling her everything of what happened to her.


"So yeah, Prince Charming over there isn't very Charming at all... He adore giving lil' Girls Black Eyes..."


"And he has anger issues!"

 

[The Succubi Queen]

"Can the two of you just like, shut up?" Hansi whirled around, finally running in the same direction as them. "We really don't have time for you to two to play "Which kind of racism is worst" or measure you metaphoric dicks."


She looked at Mel. "I don't hate you because you called dibs on a human being like you owned them or whatever. I hate you because you're a self-centered, sycophantic, fragile, cowardly brat. You just need to accept that I don't like you, that not everybody has to like you, and that that's not going to change anytime soon. But I'm still here saving your ass, because that's what Huntresses do."


She then looked at Herb. "Pretty boy, I appreciate the sentiment, but like, what I have going on with Mel is my business, and I don't need you to fight my battles for me, or whatever. I'm all it takes to expose her a total whining bitch, and frankly, your need to treat me like a delicate flower or something is starting to piss me off."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="The Succubi Queen]
"Can the two of you just like, shut up?" Hansi whirled around, finally running in the same direction as them. "We really don't have time for you to two to play "Which kind of racism is worst" or measure you metaphoric dicks."
She looked at Mel. "I don't hate you because you called dibs on a human being like you owned them or whatever. I hate you because you're a self-centered, sycophantic, fragile, cowardly brat. You just need to accept that I don't like you, that not everybody has to like you, and that that's not going to change anytime soon. But I'm still here saving your ass, because that's what Huntresses do."


She then looked at Herb. "Pretty boy, I appreciate the sentiment, but like, what I have going on with Mel is my business, and I don't need you to fight my battles for me, or whatever. I'm all it takes to expose her a total whining bitch, and frankly, your need to treat me like a delicate flower or something is starting to piss me off."

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"Oh wow! The two jerks are getting together! Ain't that just sweet!" Mel said mockingly.


"So how's about we both shut up a keep with the running for the sake of our lives?"

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

"So yeah, Prince Charming over there isn't very Charming at all... He adore giving lil' Girls Black Eyes..."

"Oh fuck off!" he snarled "Right after you decided to fuck me over nearly kill me!" he glared at Mel and turned his attention to Hansi.

[QUOTE="The Succubi Queen]She then looked at Herb. "Pretty boy, I appreciate the sentiment, but like, what I have going on with Mel is my business, and I don't need you to fight my battles for me, or whatever. I'm all it takes to expose her a total whining bitch, and frankly, your need to treat me like a delicate flower or something is starting to piss me off."

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"Look, we're partners, we're meant to have each others backs." Herb said "If you want to punch little miss bitch tits over here, be my quest."

"Oh wow! The two jerks are getting together! Ain't that just sweet!" Mel said mockingly.

Herb glared once again at Mel "Shut up you useless sociopath. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your speculation and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse appendage."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="Bullet Tooth Tony]"Oh fuck off!" he snarled "Right after you decided to fuck me over nearly kill me!" he glared at Mel and turned his attention to Hansi.
"Look, we're partners, we're meant to have each others backs." Herb said "If you want to punch little miss bitch tits over here, be my quest."


Herb glared once again at Mel "Shut up you useless sociopath. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your speculation and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse appendage."

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"Come on, Sewer mouth! Don't you dare be sour! For Behold! Once this day's is over... the next is gonna be... A NEW DAY!!!" Mel said as she rhythmically clapped and ran ahead of the others.


"Come on everyone! Clap! For the New Generation!"


"Geronimo!"

 

[amdreams]

Lazuli

"Hey!" Lazuli exclaimed as half of team quadruple blond finished off the arm she was working on. "I meant get your own limb. That was mine." Well, she supposed it didn't really matter as long as they won in the end. But still . . . Lazuli didn't really like sharing.


Lazuli watched as team blond^4 ran off, followed soon after by, well, just about everyone else. "Wow. Really feeling the loyalty there guys." Still, she decided to follow their example and make a run for it as well. That is until she remembered that she'd be leaving something very important behind . . . the boomerangs. She couldn't leave the fancy toys behind.


She went back for the injured leg of the Kaiju Kong, making sure to keep an eye out for any attacks it may attempt. The thing had lost 2 arms but it was far from safe. It still had one good leg after all. She kept her distance for now but once the rock spikes were in sight, she rushed forward. This was a very bad idea, like a super bad idea. But the boomerangs were just so shiny.


Two of her cherubs shot out from her aura, except they looked different from the one from before. They were red with sharp looking bat-like wings. Each slammed its body into an earthened spike and a small explosion blew up a chunk of the top parts of the rocks, enough to expose a good part of the boomerangs. As she leapt over, grabbing the trinkets, she used the last bit of earth dust she had to form a thin flat slab. Once her feet hit the stone, she released a large dose of green wind dust as the slab lifted off the ground and rushed toward the exit.


As she passed Teal, she waved one of the weapons in front of his face. "I love your toys!" she shouted before disappearing through the giant hole in the wall. As she made it through, she dropped one of them, her makeshift surfboard bumping into one of the rocks jutting out of the edge of the hole. "Aw . . . Oh well." At least she still had one and boy, was it shiny.


At the rate she was going, she should reach and bypass some of the others fairly soon. In fact, she could already see a few familiar heads. She didn't know who though as she went by too fast, surfing on the wind, shouting, "Woohoo!"





@BlackJack If Teal had a way of getting his boomerangs by himself, just post him doing it and I'll just edit my post.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Lazuli"Hey!" Lazuli exclaimed as half of team quadruple blond finished off the arm she was working on. "I meant get your own limb. That was mine." Well, she supposed it didn't really matter as long as they won in the end. But still . . . Lazuli didn't really like sharing.


Lazuli watched as team blond^4 ran off, followed soon after by, well, just about everyone else. "Wow. Really feeling the loyalty there guys." Still, she decided to follow their example and make a run for it as well. That is until she remembered that she'd be leaving something very important behind . . . the boomerangs. She couldn't leave the fancy toys behind.


She went back for the injured leg of the Kaiju Kong, making sure to keep an eye out for any attacks it may attempt. The thing had lost 2 arms but it was far from safe. It still had one good leg after all. She kept her distance for now but once the rock spikes were in sight, she rushed forward. This was a very bad idea, like a super bad idea. But the boomerangs were just so shiny.


Two of her cherubs shot out from her aura, except they looked different from the one from before. They were red with sharp looking bat-like wings. Each slammed its body into an earthened spike and a small explosion blew up a chunk of the top parts of the rocks, enough to expose a good part of the boomerangs. As she leapt over, grabbing the trinkets, she used the last bit of earth dust she had to form a thin flat slab. Once her feet hit the stone, she released a large dose of green wind dust as the slab lifted off the ground and rushed toward the exit.


As she passed Teal, she waved one of the weapons in front of his face. "I love your toys!" she shouted before disappearing through the giant hole in the wall. As she made it through, she dropped one of them, her makeshift surfboard bumping into one of the rocks jutting out of the edge of the hole. "Aw . . . Oh well." At least she still had one and boy, was it shiny.


At the rate she was going, she should reach and bypass some of the others fairly soon. In fact, she could already see a few familiar heads. She didn't know who though as she went by too fast, surfing on the wind, shouting, "Woohoo!"

"AYE! We have found ourselves a buddy! Now tell me, what is your name!" Mel asked Lazuli in a rather cheery manner.


"I CLAP FOR OUR SAFETY! For the Grimm are attracted by negative emotions thus we must CLLLAP! The negativity away! AND FEEL THE POWER OF POSITIVITY!" Mel preached as she continued her rhythmic clap

 

[Ian Temero]

Mel then whispered into Lilith's ear telling her everything of what happened to her.
"So yeah, Prince Charming over there isn't very Charming at all... He adore giving lil' Girls Black Eyes..."


"And he has anger issues!"

[QUOTE="Bullet Tooth Tony]"Oh fuck off!" he snarled "Right after you decided to fuck me over nearly kill me!" he glared at Mel and turned his attention to Hansi.
"Look, we're partners, we're meant to have each others backs." Herb said "If you want to punch little miss bitch tits over here, be my quest."


Herb glared once again at Mel "Shut up you useless sociopath. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your speculation and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse appendage."

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(I'm thinking that the Hansi, Herb, Mel, and Lilith have run far enough that they are no longer in immediate danger.)


"What?"


Lilith's good arm shot out and grabbed Herb, dragging him to stop, and spinning him around to face her. "You hit her?!" she asked, her tone icy cold. While her face seemed devoid of emotion, her ears were laid flat against her head and the hand not grabbing him was wrapped around Fang's handle.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="Ian Temero](I'm thinking that the Hansi, Herb, Mel, and Lilith have run far enough that they are no longer in immediate danger.)
"What?"


Lilith's good arm shot out and grabbed Herb, dragging him to stop, and spinning him around to face her. "You hit her?!" she asked, her tone icy cold. While her face seemed devoid of emotion, her ears were laid flat against her head and the hand not grabbing him was wrapped around Fang's handle.

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"Why, is nobody clapping along?" Mel said in a disappointed tone


"I was having fun with all the clapping."

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

[QUOTE="Ian Temero]Lilith's good arm shot out and grabbed Herb, dragging him to stop, and spinning him around to face her. "You hit her?!" she asked, her tone icy cold. While her face seemed devoid of emotion, her ears were laid flat against her head and the hand not grabbing him was wrapped around Fang's handle.

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"Yeah." Herb said, ignoring her attempts to grab him, he simply turned back and kept walking "Bitch nearly killed me, she deserved it." Herb said, pointing at Mel "She's a psychopath."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="Bullet Tooth Tony]"Yeah." Herb said, ignoring her attempts to grab him, he simply turned back and kept walking "Bitch nearly killed me, she deserved it." Herb said, pointing at Mel "She's a psychopath."

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"Listen, Sewer Mouth. You weren't even in any danger back there... Worzel had the beastie covered during that little show!" Mel snapped at Herb.


"Also..." Mel said in a calm tone and began clapping. "Stay Positive guys!" she said with a grin.

 

[GrieveWriter]

"Psychopath is sort of subjective in the given scenario." came a voice from nearby as a panting Faunus walked out of the bushes with a white haired boy riding on her back "Nevertheless there's never a good reason to let pettiness influence the outcome of any battle no matter who is in the wrong."


Maroon was cleaning his strange glasses as he spoke, keeping his eyes low as he wiped them down "Then again, getting each other killed would've weeded out the weak so I guess that its more than okay when done by lessers."


He noticed Russette slowing down and snapped his fingers "Keep up the pace, falling behind is a show of weakness."


Russette tilted her head up and nodded firmly, picking up the pace some with several heavier pants "Gotcha Bro, but could you at least not squeeze my bruises?"


"Another show of weakness," he stated before applying a passing squeeze and placing his glasses back upon his face "as your aura returns it shall hurt less. Bare with the pain for several moments, runt."


"Gotcha!" Russ said happily before glancing up "Hey guys, see anything cool up there?"


Her response were several telltale camera flashes from above "Of course, Fraulein! My darling Protégé has found a nest of Nevermores in the distance. Oh the angles on this piece are simply divine!" came the voice of Citrine from above.

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

"Psychopath is sort of subjective in the given scenario." came a voice from nearby as a panting Faunus walked out of the bushes with a white haired boy riding on her back "Nevertheless there's never a good reason to let pettiness influence the outcome of any battle no matter who is in the wrong."
Maroon was cleaning his strange glasses as he spoke, keeping his eyes low as he wiped them down "Then again, getting each other killed would've weeded out the weak so I guess that its more than okay when done by lessers."


He noticed Russette slowing down and snapped his fingers "Keep up the pace, falling behind is a show of weakness."


Russette tilted her head up and nodded firmly, picking up the pace some with several heavier pants "Gotcha Bro, but could you at least not squeeze my bruises?"


"Another show of weakness," he stated before applying a passing squeeze and placing his glasses back upon his face "as your aura returns it shall hurt less. Bare with the pain for several moments, runt."


"Gotcha!" Russ said happily before glancing up "Hey guys, see anything cool up there?"


Her response were several telltale camera flashes from above "Of course, Fraulein! My darling Protégé has found a nest of Nevermores in the distance. Oh the angles on this piece are simply divine!" came the voice of Citrine from above.

"So yeah, let's clap on!" Mel said as she continues to perk up the mood.


"Do away with despair!" Mel preached on about Positivity and all that jazz...


"For once we arrive at Beacon... It shall be the start of a NEW DAY!"

 

[Ian Temero]

@The Succubi Queen[/URL] )


From there she kept walking and joined Mel at the front, finally acknowledging the newcomers with a nod.


(Sorry about the auto hit, Tony. Normally I avoid doing that, but seeing as it was a surprise attack, I felt it was appropriate.)


(Also, Herb now has a black eye to match Mel's.)

"So yeah, let's clap on!" Mel said as she continues to perk up the mood.
"Do away with despair!" Mel preached on about Positivity and all that jazz...


"For once we arrive at Beacon... It shall be the start of a NEW DAY!"

"...


...


...


I'm not clapping."

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

[QUOTE="Ian Temero]Ignoring the sudden newcomers, Lilith grabbed Herb and spun him once again, slamming a fist strait into his face and knocking him to the ground. "Psychopath, huh? I wonder which of you fits that description better." she mused as she walked away from him. "The immature girl who made a reckless mistake? Or the mad dog who willfully attacks his own allies?"

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Herb wast taken by surprise and let out a grunt of surprise. He looked at her, seething with anger, "I fucking helped you!" he yelled out, his face was covered in blood from his now broken nose "I fucking picked you up and carried you a mile. And reckless my arse, it was calcu-fucking-lated!"

 

[The Succubi Queen]

Hansi refused to clap. "Yeah, no, I'm not the cheerleady type. I'm kinda like, a real dancer, than you very much." She even gave hair flip, to sarcastically emphasize her point. "But I appreciate the gesture or something, Bacca. Which- since you asked earlier- means Brat."


She gave Lilith a knowing grin as she passed her by. Sure, Herb was an idiot, but at the end of the day, his heart was mostly in the right place. Lilith could see that, but she didn't have to be nice to him until then. Hansi could respect that. That didn't stop her from whispering back "Better him than Melanie."


She turned to Maroon. "Listen, while Psycopath might not be the best word, we did spend more time covering Mel's butt and fixing her mistakes than we did actually fighting, and that does not make me, like, the happiest camper, or whatever."

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

[QUOTE="The Succubi Queen]
"Better him than Melanie."

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Mel over heard Hansi.


"Hey, I heard that!" She said as she continued Clapping.


"That's grade A Negativity, Twinkle-toes... Come on and stay Positive!"

 

[Christopher Pyne MP]

"That's grade A Negativity, Twinkle-toes... Come on and stay Positive!"

"Fuck your positivity." Herb growled, he then looked at Maroon "And well, she is a fucking psycho, in the midst of battle she threw dust away from us, and that was really fucking dickish, considering the fucking Grimm was on top of me.

 

[BlackJack]

T E A L

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They really did a number on the beast, him and Lazuli seemed to be the only two with a brain for this kind of thing, both the arm and leg was a good idea, when he mentioned the arms he more meant someone who could attack further away take them out but once the ice had been formed he realized getting the legs was good game for Kong, sadly now it sat in sadness probably on the verge of death, Teal stood scanning the grimm while everyone else left arguing, they had walked far but he could still hear them, how you may ask. Well he actually bugged Herb, more so because he knew he would stay back and get his boomerangs and scan the area real fast. He was an odd spectacle, but he was used to it to be honest. He finished his scan just as Lazuli came in and stole his boomerangs, Teal sighed and began to walk after the group.


Teal watched as she dropped one of them he flicked his right hand back and it came back, once he reached all of the other he decided it was time to bring his other boomerang back or bring both it and Lazuli back. He flicked his right glove tugging the boomerang really hard back towards himself while he walked up to the others "Let me just say that had to have been the worst coordinated fight I have ever seen, you are all a bunch of idiots." Teal grumbled remembering an old team he had been on, and to be honest they sucked but they at least could pull of things, heists, yeah even if they were annoying and the girl was a full blown B-word they were not that bad.

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[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

@Jeda Teq[/URL]


@Ian Temero

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

Teal watched as she dropped one of them he flicked his right hand back and it came back, once he reached all of the other he decided it was time to bring his other boomerang back or bring both it and Lazuli back. He flicked his right glove tugging the boomerang really hard back towards himself while he walked up to the others "Let me just say that had to have been the worst coordinated fight I have ever seen, you are all a bunch of idiots." Teal grumbled remembering an old team he had been on, and to be honest they sucked but they at least could pull of things, heists, yeah even if they were annoying and the girl was a full blown B-word they were not that bad.

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"Nothing a bit of group training can't fix, my friend," Mel said continuing her peppy mood.


"Besides, you don't expect perfect chemistry in the first go."


Mel then started up a cheer.

 

[The Succubi Queen]

This argument was going around in circles, and Hansi was done with it. They were just wasting time at this point, when they should be finishing this stupid test. "Ok, it's like so great that we'll all like, bonding and stuff, but uh... I'd really like to go back to Beacon before we all fail this test, so, uh.." She grabbed Herb by the arm. "We're gonna like.. bail now?" She began to walk, dragging him off with her.


Oh wait! She turned back to Lilith "Just, like, wash my ribbon before you return it, I mean, I'll live without it for tonight, but I'd like it back eventually , or whatever."





As she passed Teal, she looked at him. "I might be an idiot, but that's not going to stop me from trying my best. That's all we can do, right?"

 

[Phantom Thief of Hearts]

@Ian Temero[/URL]


"Besides... It's going to be a Brand new Day!" Mel said as she continued her clapping with her team...


((@GrieveWriter I'm guessing we're back at beacon by now))