Humor RpNation's Joke Thread

[Dagfinn]

When a clock is hungry... It goes back four seconds.

 

[TerraBooma]

But sometimes there isn't any seconds, that's when it really gets tick-ed off.

 

[Dagfinn]

[Come backs! I wasn't prepared for this!! (> )]


It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It'll still be stationary.

 

[TerraBooma]

[You started this. I INTEND TO FINISH IT!]


But when you pull it, you stamp out any problems and it moves just fine.

 

[Dagfinn]

You know what? You're getting weak!


I'm inclined to be laid back now.

 

[TerraBooma]

I'm not sure if I'm missing the pun or your just ending the pun off

 

[Dagfinn]

You missed the pun xD

 

[TerraBooma]

Dang, I think you win then.


Well Played sir or madame, I give you the victory

 

[Dagfinn]

I'm not sure if I win, if you didn't get the joke. xD


But I accepted!


Anyway, I'm going back to this article I was reading headline reads: Cartoonist found dead at home, details are sketchy.

 

[Dodiestee]

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest.


That's just how I roll.

 

[Dagfinn]

A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.

 

[Dodiestee]

Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?


Never mind, I probably shouldnt spread it.

 

[Dagfinn]

[Those kinds of jokes huh?]


What to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

 

[Dodiestee]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks,


"How do you drive this thing?"

 

[Dagfinn]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks,
"How do you drive this thing?"

Not bad but you cod do better

 

[TerraBooma]

I sea what you did there

 

[Dagfinn]

Holy shrimp, is this fish pun combo scampi Happening?

 

[Dodiestee]

These fish puns are Kraken me up!


I think we're all just making puns for the halibut...

 

[Dagfinn]

We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns gils.

 

[kibou]

Oh, my sides! Just krill me now.

 

[Dagfinn]

If you can think of any more fish puns let minnow.

 

[TerraBooma]

Don't worry, but I think some might be getting a little crabby, maybe a new topic for puns?

 

[Dagfinn]

Well as far as a new topic, I could tell you a chemistry joke but I don't know if it would get much of a reaction.

 

[Dodiestee]

You know what we do with chemists who can't get reactions? Barium.

 

[Dagfinn]

What do you do with a sick chemist?


If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.