Realistic or Modern Resemblia Academy

[CalamariDaddy]

naps are scary bc initially the feeling of falling asleep is nice but then u wake up and u don't know what year it is and the buildings are burning and the children are crying and ur family has sold u to a man for 2 chickens and a cow

Excuse the fuck out of you.


I'm worth at least 3 chickens and a cow.

 

[Deviced]

Excuse the fuck out of you.
I'm worth at least 3 chickens and a cow.

ok maybe like 2.5 chickens

 

[Deviced]

and throw in a carrot

 

[Anaxileah]

xD omg


And I know. I'm surrounded by little people

 

[Deviced]

xD omg
And I know. I'm surrounded by little people

same tho literally everyone in panama is like short with dark hair and dark eyes and here i am


fucking 5'11


blonde hair


blue eyes


and pale as shit


every time i fucking try to blend in it doesn't work and ggjhAJHHAJS I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP LOOKING AT ME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK LIKE IK IM INHUMANLY TALL FOR A TEENAGE GIRL JUST STAHHP LOOKEEEENG

 

[CalamariDaddy]

xD omg
And I know. I'm surrounded by little people

We are fearsome


Together, we shall reach 6'

 

[Deviced]

We are fearsome
Together, we shall reach 6'

in ya dreams bud


im already there

 

[CalamariDaddy]

in ya dreams bud
im already there

I will punch your kneecaps

 

[Deviced]

I will punch your kneecaps

i will literally step on you

 

[Anaxileah]

xD rofl

 

[CalamariDaddy]

i will literally step on you

Then you'll release the dwarven demon within me and he will claw his way down your throat and tear out your soul.

 

[Deviced]

Then you'll release the dwarven demon within me and he will claw his way down your throat and tear out your soul.

u forget


i am a child of god


dat mf will lay it on u with that demon 666 shit i got the lort on my side #blessed

 

[CalamariDaddy]

u forget
i am a child of god


dat mf will lay it on u with that demon 666 shit i got the lort on my side #blessed

The lawd is no match for the dwarven demon.

 

[queanbean]

I have such varying amounts of time. Like, sometimes I don't touch my laptop until 11pm because stuff, but other times it's like now where I have nothing to do other than my laptop and I sit here staring at the screen and hoping I can write something to somebody and I'm like, "Ooh, I should make another character" but then I'm like, "Wait, maybe not."

 

[CalamariDaddy]

I have such varying amounts of time. Like, sometimes I don't touch my laptop until 11pm because stuff, but other times it's like now where I have nothing to do other than my laptop and I sit here staring at the screen and hoping I can write something to somebody and I'm like, "Ooh, I should make another character" but then I'm like, "Wait, maybe not."

Literally me and the 25+ OCs I have

 

[Deviced]

Literally me and the 25+ OCs I have

Same tho i dont have a concept of time management

 

[queanbean]

@Schadenfreudmeh and also like... I wouldn't know how to make her. It only gets worse from Kanon, pfft.

 

[Anaxileah]

xD

 

[queanbean]

It's true!!!

 

[CalamariDaddy]

Same tho i dont have a concept of time management

And I'm pretty sure that Josef has had 6 different personalities and ages so far. Like 6 different people that I consider one character.

 

[Deviced]

And I'm pretty sure that Josef has had 6 different personalities and ages so far. Like 6 different people that I consider one character.

i was planning for Kou's personality to gradually change to her current really enthusiastic self


but it seems it went much faster than i had imagined

 

[CalamariDaddy]

i was planning for Kou's personality to gradually change to her current really enthusiastic self
but it seems it went much faster than i had imagined

Flower crowns and tea bring out the best in everyone

 

[queanbean]

i was planning for Kou's personality to gradually change to her current really enthusiastic self
but it seems it went much faster than i had imagined

Don't worry. I think her quick adjustment and my slow adjustment balance each other out. xD

 

[Alnasl]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You have no idea how much I just laughed, my mother came in to see if I was being tickled to death, I swear to god, this post gave me life, cleared my skin and fed my six children

 

[Deviced]

You have no idea how much I just laughed, my mother came in to see if I was being tickled to death, I swear to god, this post gave me life, cleared my skin and fed my six children

wat about ur 2.5 chickens, cow and carrot