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"Ah." John Wick sees the bearded teddy bear known as Captain John Price looks at the man for a moment before giving him a nod and shook the man's hand. There was a little amused turn of his head, as if he found the fact that there was another John in the room to be funny, "John Wick." At around the same time, he noticed the other John in the room take a seat next to him, though John Wick did not know that this man's name was John Connor. I am sure that John Wick would be most amused to know that the trifecta of Johns have assembled in one place.
Several more minutes passed, which John Wick spent doting over Fluffington the Mighty and giving her scratches. Eventually, John Wick noticed the murmuring of the voices from above had died down and immediately looked around, as if anticipating something to happen. And something did happen. The whoooooooosh filled the air, followed by the trademark sounds of an elevator and line of light that moved like a pair of elevator doors separating.
Then the opening into the void began sucking people in. John Wick was understandably not eager to be sucked into the darkness and the unknown, so he frantically grabbed onto the table in front of him as the others got sucked in around him. However, his efforts were in vain, as he eventually lost his grip on the piece of wooden furniture and was pulled into the darkness.
What was on the other side was definitely what no one could imagine, much less, John Wick. It was a brightly lit elevator that was shooting up at impossible speeds, passing the 10, 30, 60, and 100 within seconds. John Wick was visibly confused at not being able to feel the elevator going so fast, but before long, he made the effort to punch the emergency stop button...only for nothing to happen. He hit several other buttons without any noticeable change, which led to the assassin giving up and resort to waiting while tapping his foot to the sick beats coming over the speaker. Eventually, there was the voice from before that announced that everything was fine...which John Wick was clearly skeptical about. Seriously, who would believe everything is okay when an elevator is shooting towards the 500th floor of a building while none of the buttons are working? I guess the sick music was the only thing that made it bearable. Quite considerate of the organizers of this event, I must say.
Before long, the destination reached was reached...the elusive Floor Infinite. John Wick had no time to question it as a frigid gust of wind shoved everyone out of the elevator and to a cigar lounge. John Wick was no stranger to luxurious environments such as cigar lounges, but the characters sitting at the table were certainly far from the usual crowd that would be at such a place...or even Earth to begin with. Included in the crowd was the one-eyed triangular dream demon, Bill Cipher; the nihilistic interdimensional scientist, Rick Sanchez, the uncanny Wonderlandian that leaves a grin without a cat, Cheshire Cat; the fourth wall breaking merc with a mouth, Deadpool; the lonely monarch cursed by a crown, Ice King; and the 5th Dimensional trickster, Mister Mxyzptlk.
Such a colorful group outshined even the eleven that were brought up through the elevator, and it left even John Wick speechless. He only took in the exposition given by Mister Mxyzptlk, what with a game to get relics so that they would be freed. If you ask me, this sounds like the perfect set up for an adventure with whacky shenanigans and epic fight scenes. At some point, John Wick, the man that kills boogeymen, finally gathered himself to ask a question, "What kind of g-" John Wick was unceremoniously interrupted by Mister Mxyzptlk tossing a card into his mouth. By the time he could take the card out of his mouth and read it, he was already out of the cigar lounge.
Having never brushed with magic before, John Wick was visibly confused when he was transported to a medieval village and the card he was holding burst into sparkles. The confusion didn't stop there, as a pistol, pencil, and small bag of supplies appeared in his hands. Immediate, John Wick inspected the pistol, pressing the mag release and pulling the slide back to check the gun. He would find that it was a familiar weapon. It was the Kimber Warrior, given to him by the Bowery King, with a single stack 7 round magazine. He would find that his ammunition was not nearly as limited as before, with several extra magazines having appeared in his suit jacket pockets. With an expert hand, he quickly reloaded the pistol and racked the slide before stashing it in his pocket for later use. As for the pencil, he slid the writing utensil into his trousers pocket, knowing that it might be useful later on. A quick check of the backpack revealed a few tools and supplies that looked to be medieval in origin, but nothing too special.
After checking the equipment available to him, John Wick turned to the group he arrived here with and acted as the truly stoic man he was, "Well...that happened. I guess we're all on the same side. Let's find this relic as soon as possible and leave. I'll start asking around the town. Feel free to join me." John Wick made a move towards the bar to his right in an effort to find someone that would be able to provide any useful information.