Vampunk
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Well then don't respond. Just go. Leave. Don't say anything. I don't want to know how many paragraphs you prefer because I'm not changing the minimum to suit your needs. If you want to post that many paragraphs that's fine but don't put others down for not posting that much.
It was a jest.
Most roleplays around here who demand 4 paragraphs never even take off, because in the end quality always trumps quantity.