izayoiix
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Oh snap!
*snaps*
*snaps*
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Flubs
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Americancommunistmanifesto
A shadow is looming over America, a great and powerful idea, that the world has only ever seen in corrupted and broken ways. In the past heroes like Vladimir Lenin and Karl Marx have shown us the way but have been defiled by the likes of Stalin and Engels. I have brought forth today the second treat writing on the ideology of communism, the first since Karl Marx. Today I have brought forth merely a idea, and not a machine set in motion, a schematic if you will. And this is the design of the greatest machine to world had ever seen.
1. First the communist party requests that there be a transitional phase between the widespread switch. If this happened, people would surely be motivated by hate, and overcome by bloodlust. Which in turn defeats the ultimate goal of communism. For the transitional phase I suggest putting a tight socialist grasp on a country so it divides itself. Although this is counter productive to what Marx stated it has one end goal. If we are to be the deciding factor in our worlds date we must work together for a better future, much as the people of Russia did under Tsar Nicholas II. Here we shall stand, as a divided nation. But after this happens and people form there own societies we shift into communism, removing the central government so the society can govern themselves and only themselves.
2. After the societies are formed they must be armed in the event of war. Although the only needed form of war is a revolution, this world in its current state needs defense. As I stated, this would not be stalin's regime. There would be no secret police, there would be no main government. We would make our own. The people would be able to work towards one common goal and teach there teachings in peace and prosperity.
3. My third and final statement is this; The American people already know of this shadow. They have seen it coming and yet do nothing to stop it. We know the true meaning of this. They have already slipped into it's grasp and shall be the first to embrace communism. In the societies they could do as they pleased. But out there is no law. For some this would be paradise. Others a hell. But by and large this world is already climbing back up away from damnation.
-communist flubs
A shadow is looming over America, a great and powerful idea, that the world has only ever seen in corrupted and broken ways. In the past heroes like Vladimir Lenin and Karl Marx have shown us the way but have been defiled by the likes of Stalin and Engels. I have brought forth today the second treat writing on the ideology of communism, the first since Karl Marx. Today I have brought forth merely a idea, and not a machine set in motion, a schematic if you will. And this is the design of the greatest machine to world had ever seen.
1. First the communist party requests that there be a transitional phase between the widespread switch. If this happened, people would surely be motivated by hate, and overcome by bloodlust. Which in turn defeats the ultimate goal of communism. For the transitional phase I suggest putting a tight socialist grasp on a country so it divides itself. Although this is counter productive to what Marx stated it has one end goal. If we are to be the deciding factor in our worlds date we must work together for a better future, much as the people of Russia did under Tsar Nicholas II. Here we shall stand, as a divided nation. But after this happens and people form there own societies we shift into communism, removing the central government so the society can govern themselves and only themselves.
2. After the societies are formed they must be armed in the event of war. Although the only needed form of war is a revolution, this world in its current state needs defense. As I stated, this would not be stalin's regime. There would be no secret police, there would be no main government. We would make our own. The people would be able to work towards one common goal and teach there teachings in peace and prosperity.
3. My third and final statement is this; The American people already know of this shadow. They have seen it coming and yet do nothing to stop it. We know the true meaning of this. They have already slipped into it's grasp and shall be the first to embrace communism. In the societies they could do as they pleased. But out there is no law. For some this would be paradise. Others a hell. But by and large this world is already climbing back up away from damnation.
-communist flubs
izayoiix
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So amazing I didn't even read past the first line~
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
Stop the flattery
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
I can't help it! So amazing!
Stickdom
Salamancer, first class
Does no one here love me anymore? D: Flubs, mah man, have you forgotten me? :'(
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
Well that was rude, ignoring an Infinities.... *Humphs*
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
No I haven't. I have made the obituary! Stick homie G we in good in the hood!
Obituary
Yesterday we bowed out heads, to the greatest man to live in this century. He was the most polite, well mannered, and kind hearted man this world has ever seen. He touched the hearts of many, save lives and even stopped atrocities. There are some who do not believe in his actions as right or morally correct, and he would have respected that. Now we turn our heads upwards to look to the heavens, for we know, although he could not save some, he saved more than anyone shall ever do again. Farewell Harold Commonsense. We shall always remember you, as a hero, a friend, and even at times a enemy, but always, as Mr. Commonsense.
Deceased: Yesterday
Cause: Blood loss
Breakdown: His homie, logic was asking him if he though shooting terrorists was a good idea. After saying "Dog I am the OG of peace. If they think they got sh*t on this *ss then they are wrong. If you gonna shoot some fool, make it righteous." Logic pulled out his .44 caliber magnum and promptly shot him. He was found four hours later with his middle finger extended, bleeding out in a stairwell.
Obituary
Yesterday we bowed out heads, to the greatest man to live in this century. He was the most polite, well mannered, and kind hearted man this world has ever seen. He touched the hearts of many, save lives and even stopped atrocities. There are some who do not believe in his actions as right or morally correct, and he would have respected that. Now we turn our heads upwards to look to the heavens, for we know, although he could not save some, he saved more than anyone shall ever do again. Farewell Harold Commonsense. We shall always remember you, as a hero, a friend, and even at times a enemy, but always, as Mr. Commonsense.
Deceased: Yesterday
Cause: Blood loss
Breakdown: His homie, logic was asking him if he though shooting terrorists was a good idea. After saying "Dog I am the OG of peace. If they think they got sh*t on this *ss then they are wrong. If you gonna shoot some fool, make it righteous." Logic pulled out his .44 caliber magnum and promptly shot him. He was found four hours later with his middle finger extended, bleeding out in a stairwell.
Stickdom
Salamancer, first class
Glad to hear it, bro :3
Dear Lord, I'm away for a few weeks and the OOC is now 12 times the size of the RP itself xD
Dear Lord, I'm away for a few weeks and the OOC is now 12 times the size of the RP itself xD
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
Flubs this is the Official thing...The real one
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
Don't be a conformist. Don't pass it on.
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
Oh I already have. It's on my page on a website or two.
Pine
PK THOT ⚡
hi sticks luvs on u
All of you are crazy.
Now I need to go read this walls of text you two have posted.
All of you are crazy.
Now I need to go read this walls of text you two have posted.
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
I only posted one!
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
#DontBeAConformist1981
Pine
PK THOT ⚡
Here here to the non-conformists!
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
*downs beer*
*downs orange juice*
*downs orange juice*
Noah
Avid Musician
I can't believe there was two posts that were tl;dr. Every time I see another Flubs post with more than two lines, I just click to the next page... 
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
What
Now
Son
Now
Son
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
x3 lol Nice Noah
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
Agreed
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
And nice to you too Flubs.
I burst out laughing at that come back.
I burst out laughing at that come back.
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
U mad bruh?
izayoiix
cяч мε α яıνεя
No. I'm not. I'm also not a buh
Flubs
Teacher, Brother and Bike Team Coach!
So my friend wa a ragging about how big his right bicep is. "I call it Jupiter." Says friend.
"What's your other one? Uranus?" Flubs responds *SUPER EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HIT*
"We'll your so big the sun revolves around you." Friend barks *flubs is skinny*
"I know everything comes to me."
"What's your other one? Uranus?" Flubs responds *SUPER EFFECTIVE CRITICAL HIT*
"We'll your so big the sun revolves around you." Friend barks *flubs is skinny*
"I know everything comes to me."
