Realistic or Modern Omertá

[dwale]

@GakuHirashime


No rush, lovely. That RP most likely won't take off until all of my others are well under way. (If that ever happens, that is.)

 

[kou]

@NimbusTheCat *Grabs you*


*Holds you close*


*Initiate Sam Smith voice*


OH, WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME?

 

[Angst]

I SHALL BE THE RING BEARER, WE WON'T GET ARRESTED IF THEY'RE TRANQUILIZED.
YOUR SISTER IS OUR SAVIOR.


HALLELUJAH.


JAY-SUS.


Will do. :*

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU MAKE THE PLANS, YOU INTELLIGENT LITTLE ASSHOLE.


SHE IS THE PROPHET OF OUR RELIGION.


WE MUST PRAISE HER ACCORDINGLY.


Good. May your accordions cooperate and your fonts have fairly short names.

 

[Angst]

@NimbusTheCat *Grabs you*
*Holds you close*


*Initiate Sam Smith voice*


OH, WON'T YOU STAY WITH ME?

I WILL STAY.


THAT REFERENCE WAS BEAUTIFUL. *sheds a tear*


I was cleaning a rat cage, sorry. xD

 

[kou]

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU MAKE THE PLANS, YOU INTELLIGENT LITTLE ASSHOLE.
SHE IS THE PROPHET OF OUR RELIGION.


WE MUST PRAISE HER ACCORDINGLY.


Good. May your accordions cooperate and your fonts have fairly short names.

SHUT UP, I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THIS PLAN IF IT WERE NOT FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN.


I AM NOT A CANNIBAL.


WE CAN SACRIFICE HER--


WAIT.


Thank you, love.

 

[kou]

I WILL STAY.
THAT REFERENCE WAS BEAUTIFUL. *sheds a tear*


I was cleaning a rat cage, sorry. xD

Why the hell were you cleaning a rat cage?

 

[Angst]

SHUT UP, I WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THIS PLAN IF IT WERE NOT FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL BRAIN.
I AM NOT A CANNIBAL.


WE CAN SACRIFICE HER--


WAIT.


Thank you, love.

*knocks on head only to find that it sounds hollow* SOMEHOW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.


HEY I'M GAME -


I MEAN. UM. Well. She is a virgin so...it should...work?


Yeah I got nothin.


Don't mention it, cupcake.

Why the hell were you cleaning a rat cage?

They are my children pets. I must adhere to their needs or they crawl from their cages at night to feast on my flesh.

 

[logastellus]

...weirdos...*leaves since doesn't know what they're talking about*

 

[kou]

*knocks on head only to find that it sounds hollow* SOMEHOW I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
HEY I'M GAME -


I MEAN. UM. Well. She is a virgin so...it should...work?


Yeah I got nothin.


Don't mention it, cupcake.


They are my children pets. I must adhere to their needs or they crawl from their cages at night to feast on my flesh.

BABY--


I was going to use a pick-up line but I don't know one..


Um..


You're perfect.


There.


...


WE'LL KILL HER ANYWAYS.


Maybe.


That's not terrifying at all.

 

[Angst]

...weirdos...*leaves since doesn't know what they're talking about*

I don't think we even know what we're talking about half the time, to be honest.

BABY--
I was going to use a pick-up line but I don't know one..


Um..


You're perfect.


There.


...


WE'LL KILL HER ANYWAYS.


Maybe.


That's not terrifying at all.

You could win over anyone ever with that pick-up line. But you chose me.


I feel so blessed. You highly superior little angel. T-T


*produces a large knife* I AM READY FOR MURDER.


Nope, completely average everyday stuff.

 

[logastellus]

I don't think we even know what we're talking about half the time, to be honest.
You could win over anyone ever with that pick-up line. But you chose me.


I feel so blessed. You highly superior little angel. T-T


*produces a large knife* I AM READY FOR MURDER.


Nope, completely average everyday stuff.

I just hear the word bitch and kill her be thrown back and forth xD

 

[kou]

I don't think we even know what we're talking about half the time, to be honest.
You could win over anyone ever with that pick-up line. But you chose me.


I feel so blessed. You highly superior little angel. T-T


*produces a large knife* I AM READY FOR MURDER.


Nope, completely average everyday stuff.

I am not superior. We're equals. Like John Cena and John Cena.


*Pulls out Tommy gun* LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE.


Totally.

 

[Angst]

I just hear the word bitch and kill her be thrown back and forth xD

This is actually a perfect summary of most of our conversations xD

I am not superior. We're equals. Like John Cena and John Cena.
*Pulls out Tommy gun* LIKE BONNIE AND CLYDE.


Totally.

But can the world handle two John Cenas?


That is the question.


HELL YEAH.


Except. Hopefully we don't die in the end.


Dude my outside light just turned on.


It is motion activated.


I'm scared.

 

[kou]

This is actually a perfect summary of most of our conversations xD
But can the world handle two John Cenas?


That is the question.


HELL YEAH.


Except. Hopefully we don't die in the end.


Dude my outside light just turned on.


It is motion activated.


I'm scared.

No. How have we not destroyed the world?


Would she kill us first?


It's me.


Open the fucking door.


Responding to TBE.

 

[logastellus]

This is actually a perfect summary of most of our conversations xD
But can the world handle two John Cenas?


That is the question.


HELL YEAH.


Except. Hopefully we don't die in the end.


Dude my outside light just turned on.


It is motion activated.


I'm scared.

Nimbus: Let's kill that bitch


Annabella: Yeah kill the bitch!!!


Me:...wut?

 

[Angst]

No. How have we not destroyed the world?
Would she kill us first?


It's me.


Open the fucking door.


Responding to TBE.

The destructive power within us will be awakened at the right time. We just need to have patience.


Probably. She's a weight lifter. And also a black belt in the type of karate that teaches street fighting. She lifts 140 lbs. every day, I kid you not.


We're kinda screwed.


I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. *slams into the sliding glass door*


Can't wait to see it!

Nimbus: Let's kill that bitch
Annabella: Yeah kill the bitch!!!


Me:...wut?

YUP. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.


I apologize for your confusion.


You can help kill the bitch, if you'd like.

 

[dwale]

I can't keep up with y'all. LOL

 

[logastellus]

The destructive power within us will be awakened at the right time. We just need to have patience.
Probably. She's a weight lifter. And also a black belt in the type of karate that teaches street fighting. She lifts 140 lbs. every day, I kid you not.


We're kinda screwed.


I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. *slams into the sliding glass door*


Can't wait to see it!


YUP. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.


I apologize for your confusion.


You can help kill the bitch, if you'd like.

But...what am I suppose to do? clean up the body?

 

[logastellus]

SPN is on...later losers!!!

 

[kou]

The destructive power within us will be awakened at the right time. We just need to have patience.
Probably. She's a weight lifter. And also a black belt in the type of karate that teaches street fighting. She lifts 140 lbs. every day, I kid you not.


We're kinda screwed.


I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. *slams into the sliding glass door*


Can't wait to see it!


YUP. THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE.


I apologize for your confusion.


You can help kill the bitch, if you'd like.

We will become the Ultimate John Cena.


DAMN. DAMN. DAMN. YOUR SISTER IS BADASS.


*Facepalms* ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

 

[logastellus]

And under all that makeup and the mustache...there was a fine man that would make you do a double take

 

[kou]

And under all that makeup and the mustache...there was a fine man that would make you do a double take

WTF, CHARLIE CHAPLIN?

 

[logastellus]

WTF, CHARLIE CHAPLIN?

Yeah that's what he looks like and he's mine so back off bitch xD

 

[kou]

Yeah that's what he looks like and he's mine so back off bitch xD

I have James Dean.

 

[Semblance]

Hiiiii I'll probably get a post up around Sunday or Monday since that's when my fall break is


I just had an exam today and I have another one tomorrow so I've been quite busy studying for them!