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Realistic or Modern Omertá

After a whole day of planning a wedding with one of my moms friends...I am finally home!


 



Also

Happy Birthday Sweetie!!!

@Of the Red

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I'd make a second character for a made man but I can't usually handle two characters




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Raphael said:
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Look at all of this.



I am in....


*Checks*


32 different RP's.


God help us both.
 
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Annabella said:
What made you believe that I was ever living?
*Is crushed by notifications*
DAMMIT Annabella, stop making me doubt our entire existence.


NOOOOOOOOOOO. *tries to pull the many notifications off of you but fails*


And then there's me, sitting here like:


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NimbusTheCat said:
DAMMIT Annabella, stop making me doubt our entire existence.
NOOOOOOOOOOO. *tries to pull the many notifications off of you but fails*


And then there's me, sitting here like:


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What if trees aren't trees but they are trees?


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NOOOO. JAAAAAACK.





Also, we need to fix that. But first:


HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON 37%?



I get nervous when it gets down to 85%.
 
Annabella said:
What if trees aren't trees but they are trees?
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NOOOO. JAAAAAACK.


Also, we need to fix that. But first:


HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR PHONE ON 37%?


I get nervous when it gets down to 85%.
MY MIND. IT HAS EXCEEDED IT'S CONTEMPLATIVE CAPACITY.


DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME.


I'm good until it gets to ten. xD Even five sometimes. Mostly I'm just too lazy to get up and charge it until necessary.
 
NimbusTheCat said:
MY MIND. IT HAS EXCEEDED IT'S CONTEMPLATIVE CAPACITY.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME.


I'm good until it gets to ten. xD Even five sometimes. Mostly I'm just too lazy to get up and charge it until necessary.
What if our eyes aren't eyes but they're mirrors and that's why we can't see ourselves in the mirror?





*Nearly drowns* BITCH, MY WEAVE.





Gurl, I be sittin' beside the socket on the floor.
 
Annabella said:
What if our eyes aren't eyes but they're mirrors and that's why we can't see ourselves in the mirror?



*Nearly drowns* BITCH, MY WEAVE.


Gurl, I be sittin' beside the socket on the floor.
STOP THIS. STOP IT THIS INSTANT YOU PHILOSOPHICAL LITTLE SHIT.


Also, are we vampires now? xD


*yanks you out of the water* THIS DOOR IS FUCKING BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US. YOUR WEAVE WILL SURVIVE, MARK MY WORDS.


Oh my gosh, I'm picturing this right now. xD I'm sitting on the couch staring at it and trying to decide if it's worth it.
 
NimbusTheCat said:
STOP THIS. STOP IT THIS INSTANT YOU PHILOSOPHICAL LITTLE SHIT.
Also, are we vampires now? xD


*yanks you out of the water* THIS DOOR IS FUCKING BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US. YOUR WEAVE WILL SURVIVE, MARK MY WORDS.


Oh my gosh, I'm picturing this right now. xD I'm sitting on the couch staring at it and trying to decide if it's worth it.
I CAN'T, MUST KEEP SPREADING THE PHILOSOPHIES.


If we were, it'd still be a better love story than Twilight.





*Instantly clings to you like a spider-monkey*


(Girls be like: "Just got my new weave at the Dollar Store, it's fire right?")





I am actually sitting on the floor right now and TOTALLY NOT LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW SONG. {I am but we all have to admit that the song is fucking amazing} and I have the laptop propped up on the bed. My Dad is giving me strange looks.


It is, once that shit is charged then you are free.
 
Annabella said:
I CAN'T, MUST KEEP SPREADING THE PHILOSOPHIES.
If we were, it'd still be a better love story than Twilight.


*Instantly clings to you like a spider-monkey*


(Girls be like: "Just got my new weave at the Dollar Store, it's fire right?")


I am actually sitting on the floor right now and TOTALLY NOT LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW SONG. {I am but we all have to admit that the song is fucking amazing} and I have the laptop propped up on the bed. My Dad is giving me strange looks.


It is, once that shit is charged then you are free.
THEN SPREAD THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE. Just kidding, you know I love your philosophies.


Are you sure about that? Remember, it's us you're talking about. xD


*door starts sinking* Oh shit.



(Hey girl, it's all about how you work that thing. Own that Dollar Store weave.)



It is. It really is. Anyone who denies it is lying. Your dad doesn't know of the struggle, man. He just doesn't understand.



But mooooving.
 
NimbusTheCat said:
THEN SPREAD THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE. Just kidding, you know I love your philosophies.
Are you sure about that? Remember, it's us you're talking about. xD


*door starts sinking* Oh shit.



(Hey girl, it's all about how you work that thing. Own that Dollar Store weave.)



It is. It really is. Anyone who denies it is lying. Your dad doesn't know of the struggle, man. He just doesn't understand.



But mooooving.
I love your philosophies as well, let's convert to being Puritans.


Could we make something worse than Twilight? Alex: Yes.





*Climbs on top of door and pulls you up* *Insert cheesy one-liner here*


{*Flaunts Halloween wig* Anyone with short hair will be able to relate to this, when Halloween comes around then you have an excuse for wearing a wig.}





I looked at the comments and for once, they were positive.


He really doesn't, he just went to work tho'. He works night shift.


GET YOUR GODDAMNED SISTER TO CARRY YOU.
 
Asylumnated said:
@Annabella
I'm so excited to have way short hair this year. Wigs galore.
I am sure you'll look smexy.


I can not wait to have hair grow out so I can wear it naturally again, I am fucking tired of perms.
 

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