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Shishido Takakazu
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SCENE:
Car Insurance Commercials Don't Mention You Should Have Health Insurance
LOCATION:
West District
PARTICIPANTS:
Shishido Takakazu, Lorette
Ramjammer
Car Insurance Commercials Don't Mention You Should Have Health Insurance
The dull sheen weakly glowed under the sun, and a stuttering engine choked out what combustion it could spit putrid smog in the air. The tattered rubber of tires spun around, squealing down the road. A scooter with chipped paint, rusted metal, and fading decals, still missing a side mirror.
Tak leaned forward on the cracked leather seat, his head hung above the handles, eyes behind goggles, his mess of hair kept hidden underneath his bowl-shaped helmet with its cheaply made racing stripe across it.
As usual, he didn’t obey traffic laws. He ignored red lights, cars left to slam their brakes and honk their horns at the intersection as he sped past. That constant glare he always fastened himself with only had his eyes peeled forward. He was determined for something, so much so that he flung himself head-first through traffic without a care.
A smirk of hunger on his face, a glint of desire in his eyes. He had something he needed to do and wasn’t about to pass out on it.
A flier fluttered in his hands in the wind, gripped tight between his fingers, and bright, bold yellow lettering on a bombastic red background could barely be made out from under his vice hold.
BIG SALE!
“I’m gonna get as much lunch meat I can shove into my damn pockets!” Tak exclaimed, twisting the handles to put on the gas, the sudden change in acceleration lifting up the front wheel of his scooter before slamming back onto the ground, “I was gettin’ tired of bread and butter sandwiches!”
His thoughts began to swirl; while his eyes were closed, his imagination manifested a cloud above his head, drool beginning to pool out of the corner of his mouth, “Oh, what should I pick!? Honey ham!? Smoked Turkey!? Bologna and salami! Roast beef and pastrami!”
His tongue hung out from his lips as he leaned his head back, the simple delicacy of deli meats tantalizing his starved taste buds; no matter what, he had to get to the store!
It was soon after that thought that a sharp slam knocked him out of his thoughts and flung him out of his seat; through the air, he flew, only a short distance, his clothes sliding across metal before--
The sound of shattering glass, landing against cushions and sliding across the front of a car to drop onto the ground.
Tak blinked. He took a moment to raise his head before looking around, glancing to see that he was now inside a car, his body hanging limply from the windshield. The alarm blared loudly in the background, reacting to the sudden impact.
Nonchalantly, Tak crawled out the window, sliding off the car and landing back on the ground. He dusted himself off, letting stray glass shards hit the ground before he reached up to feel his helmet, patting it for insurance.
“That’s why you wear a helmet,” his only semblance of driving safety is given validation; he looked to see his tipped-over scooter; the front had gained a significant bend, the headlight had fallen off, and one of the handles looked ready to break off at any moment.
But Tak kept his cool. Now wasn’t the time to freak out; he had much more important things to do. Wordlessly, he walked up to prop back up his scooter and quickly got himself back on, revving the engine back alive.
“Welp, time to get out of here,” he said with a harmless smile, not even looking at the car he had crashed into anymore like it didn’t exist, as if he ignored it, the problem would go away.
As long as he didn’t get caught, he’d be alright.
The dull sheen weakly glowed under the sun, and a stuttering engine choked out what combustion it could spit putrid smog in the air. The tattered rubber of tires spun around, squealing down the road. A scooter with chipped paint, rusted metal, and fading decals, still missing a side mirror.
Tak leaned forward on the cracked leather seat, his head hung above the handles, eyes behind goggles, his mess of hair kept hidden underneath his bowl-shaped helmet with its cheaply made racing stripe across it.
As usual, he didn’t obey traffic laws. He ignored red lights, cars left to slam their brakes and honk their horns at the intersection as he sped past. That constant glare he always fastened himself with only had his eyes peeled forward. He was determined for something, so much so that he flung himself head-first through traffic without a care.
A smirk of hunger on his face, a glint of desire in his eyes. He had something he needed to do and wasn’t about to pass out on it.
A flier fluttered in his hands in the wind, gripped tight between his fingers, and bright, bold yellow lettering on a bombastic red background could barely be made out from under his vice hold.
BIG SALE!
“I’m gonna get as much lunch meat I can shove into my damn pockets!” Tak exclaimed, twisting the handles to put on the gas, the sudden change in acceleration lifting up the front wheel of his scooter before slamming back onto the ground, “I was gettin’ tired of bread and butter sandwiches!”
His thoughts began to swirl; while his eyes were closed, his imagination manifested a cloud above his head, drool beginning to pool out of the corner of his mouth, “Oh, what should I pick!? Honey ham!? Smoked Turkey!? Bologna and salami! Roast beef and pastrami!”
His tongue hung out from his lips as he leaned his head back, the simple delicacy of deli meats tantalizing his starved taste buds; no matter what, he had to get to the store!
It was soon after that thought that a sharp slam knocked him out of his thoughts and flung him out of his seat; through the air, he flew, only a short distance, his clothes sliding across metal before--
The sound of shattering glass, landing against cushions and sliding across the front of a car to drop onto the ground.
Tak blinked. He took a moment to raise his head before looking around, glancing to see that he was now inside a car, his body hanging limply from the windshield. The alarm blared loudly in the background, reacting to the sudden impact.
Nonchalantly, Tak crawled out the window, sliding off the car and landing back on the ground. He dusted himself off, letting stray glass shards hit the ground before he reached up to feel his helmet, patting it for insurance.
“That’s why you wear a helmet,” his only semblance of driving safety is given validation; he looked to see his tipped-over scooter; the front had gained a significant bend, the headlight had fallen off, and one of the handles looked ready to break off at any moment.
But Tak kept his cool. Now wasn’t the time to freak out; he had much more important things to do. Wordlessly, he walked up to prop back up his scooter and quickly got himself back on, revving the engine back alive.
“Welp, time to get out of here,” he said with a harmless smile, not even looking at the car he had crashed into anymore like it didn’t exist, as if he ignored it, the problem would go away.
As long as he didn’t get caught, he’d be alright.