My Boyfriend Is A Girl!? ((Memster101&Firetail606))

[Memster101]

(( Oh, I can understand that. I have the same issues with my mom, but she just gets all cry-y and snaps and moody and that usually sets me off. So I tend to leave the house >> And February 1st >> But that's a good idea! ))


I smiled in amusement at the way he dealt with Mel's mood swings but my expression softened when he told me how she was picked on. "I was getting the vibe she might have a rough time. It's a shame how mean people can be. She seems like such a sweet girl...I hope no one ruins that for her." So many people I knew had been lIke that and then turned mean or done other things. I always had tried to help out but...sometimes you just couldn't help.


I took the slip of paper and pulled my own phone out, quickly adding it to my contact list. "I'll make sure to do that. I can always try and help if you want?" I cocked my head some, wondering if he'd let me. He seemed hesitant to let me do things with the girl, but like I said before, I respected it.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Aah, I wish I could leave the house! x.x I don't really get to go out for myself, anymore. It's only to run errands for her ;w;


And okay, I shall get you a virtual present! What do you want? owo))


I smile a bit at Ash's apparent concern for Mel, but I must admit.. I'm shocked he offers to help her. And I'm sure it shows... After a few moments I compose myself and give a slightly sheepish smile. "I mean, you don't have to do that..." I chew on the inside of my cheek, realizing it may sound like I simply don't trust him with her.. Especially after the whole 'dismissing the tutoring' thing. "It's not that I don't trust you or whatever, but.. She honestly is like my little sister, Arthur and I have taken care of her for like thirteen years. I just.. Don't want her to get hurt."


I'd just opened my mouth to say more when the bathroom door opens and Melissa walks out, the towel wrapped around her barely wide enough to cover anything at all- especially with her.... Chest. And though it's normally fine since one: I'm gay, and two: she's basically my little sister(and is my little cousin), I have a roommate now.


I jump up and run at her, dragging up my blanket from my bed and practically throwing it over her head, causing her to squeal in surprise and a bit of fear. "What the hell!?" She shouts, trying to take it off. I just wrap my arms around her and lead her back to the bathroom. "Straight guy in the room, Mel!" I inadvertently whine, making her laugh and poke her head out to grin at Ash. "Sorry, Ash! I didn't think.." She keeps the towel wrapped around herself before looking at me with an amused smirk. "Mind handing me my bag so I can change? Oh.. Unless you think my uniform's too slutty, and your new straight-boy won't be able to keep his hands off me." She winks and looks to Ash, making a seductive 'growl' and raising one of her hands from under the cover, making her hands to 'look like' claws.


I sigh in defeat, knowing when she gets like this there's no coming back.. She hates when I act over protective when it comes to her body. So instead of saying anything else I grab her bag and hand it to her, "Please just get dressed..."

 

[Memster101]

(( it definitely is nice! I'm not sure what I'd do if I couldn't e.e And uhm >> I don't know D: I don't do well with gifts e.e))


I nodded in understanding, smiling softly as I watched Elijah figure out what he was trying to say. Before I could reply, Mel came out in just a towel. While it wasn't anything I hadn't seen before- whether it be myself, school, t.v.- I'm sure my face couldnt have gotten any redder. Instantly I averted my eyes, both for respect for Elijah/Mel and my shyness, looking fixedly at my lap. Even my eas were red.


And then Mel did her little growl and clawing motion and I found out I could indeed get redder. "U-Uhh," I stammered out before dropping my face into my hands. Vaguely in was aware of how odd it must look for an apparently straight guy to be uncomfortable with a rather attractive and well endowed girl half naked before him, but at the moment I couldn't bring myself to care.

 

[Zotohxan]

((I pretty much just escape to my room and talk to my girlfriend or one of my friends if I possibly can x3


And meeehhh x3 What sort of things do you really like? ;w; (I mean, It'll probably end up being some sort of edited picture or some shit, so xD )))


Melissa giggles again, biting her bottom lip before pulling off the blanket and throwing it back at me, causing her towel to slip around her, falling totally off the moment I got the door shut. Thankfully, the only thing seen in the dorm was it falling in a heap at the ground, her body already out of sight. "That freaking girl.." I mutter, glancing at Ash and unable to help how attractive I actually found him at the moment. It's obvious he's not really very open about the naked body, considering he won't even take off his shirt, and his reaction to Mel... It's nothing bad, and in fact... I find it incredibly cute.


I swear... If he were gay, or at least bi or pan or something... I'd probably have started flirting with him by now, at least a bit. But I respect that he isn't into guys, like he respects that I am. Hell... Even if he were and I did flirt with him, I'd stop the moment I saw him seeming uncomfortable, or if he told me he wasn't interested.


I realize after it's probably too late that I'd been staring rather intently at my new roommate, and I myself blush deeply before turning and starting to make my bed back with the blanket. "Um.. I'm really sorry about her," I decide not to mention the staring thing... It'll be like the third time I've possibly been caught checking him out, and I'd rather not bring attention to it... "When I get protective over her, like.. Body, sexuality, all that kinda stuff.. She likes to make it more painful for me since I still see her as this little kid, and more painful for the people around me because, well.." I gesture toward the bathroom door, not actually looking at Ash because the redness is still present. "It's fun to her."

 

[Memster101]

((Ohh, that's one way!! And uhmm, parks and rec, supernatural, girls ( xD ), cats, the wilderness, nice people >>))


Warily, I opened my eyes once I heard the door closed. I did manage to catch Elijah staring at me and blinked, frowning curiously. He missed this though and I relaxed some. "Uhm," I managed, chuckling nervously. "I guess it's something I'll have to get use, huh?" I rubbed lightly at my face to try and cool my complextion, swallowing some.


"So how often does Melissa come, would you say?" I asked, head cockpit some. I blinked though when I realized it might sound like I was interested in her. "Just so I can prepare myself. " I smiled after this, hoping he knew I meant it in a teasing fashion.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Yeah -w-


And okay, I shall figure something out between now and then! x3))


I chuckled a bit and nod in agreement when Ash says he'd have to get used to Melissa- yeah... He definitely would. Even I'm not used to some of her antics. However, I can't help but freeze when he asks how often she comes around... It sounds a lot like he'd actually want to see her, and I don't like when people are interested in my baby cousin like that... Especially asking it after seeing her practically naked. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt when he follows up teasingly. He does seem like he would be one to act a bit awkward in female presence, so I'm willing to believe that's all that was.


"Um.. It's usually just once a week or so, but if she can get away with taking Arthur's car, it's whenever she can be.. Especially on her school breaks, she's come up and spent a few nights." I stiffen ,realizing I have a roommate now, who may not feel comfortable hiding that fact.. Seeing as how it's against dorm rules to have anyone of the opposite sex spend the night in your room. "Just.. Please don't tell anyone about that? She only does it because we miss spending time together..."

 

[Memster101]

((Okay!! :3 ))


I winced inwardly when I saw Elijah's initial reaction to my question, glad I had followed up with something and not left it how it was. I forced my self to relax though and picked idly at my nail as he spoke. My eyes widened when he confided about the rule breaking and inwardly I had a moment of panic. I was already going to have to hide from a school of guys and a roommate about my actual gender, how was I suppose to do it from another? Plus she was a girl and knew another girl when she saw one.... I almost wanted to tell him that it wasn't okay if she stayed but...it would have been heartless of me to do so.


I pushed what I hoped to be a reassuring smile to my lips and nodded. "I promise. So long as I get a little of a heads up everything should be fine," I informed him, reaching my hand out to shake on it. Lord, if he found out and still wanted me as a roommate, we would have a lot of secrets that needed keeping.

 

[Zotohxan]

I could tell that Ash didn't really seem too keen on the idea, he actually looked rather panicked... But as much as I was worried about that, I'm also thankful that is does agree. I smile and nod at his condition, reaching out and shaking his hand like I did when we'd first met. "Thanks... And so long as I have notice, you'll have notice." I let out a small, relieved sigh before moving to sit back down then leaning back on my hands. The bathroom door opens and I glance over, seeing Mel come out wearing her mid-thigh, short-sleeved white dress, black waist apron that goes just past the bottom hem of her dress, and her hair is all dried, parted on the opposite side to hide the shaved part of her head.


"Eliiii!" She whines, walking over and plopping down on my lap again. I roll my eyes playfully at her childish behaviour, "Yes, Mel?" She pouts, "I don't wanna go to work... Mr. Smith is being a jerk, and doesn't let Arthur come pick me up early from my shift anymore." I quirk a brow, giving her a slightly disbelieving look. "Well you know, Mel.. He only did that because you were having to study for finals, so he wanted to give you more time. But usually, if you have a job, you don't just get to leave early just because you want to." He lean forward to kiss her temple, "You can do it though, right?" There was concern in my voice, as I know she does have a lot of issues with anxiety, especially around large groups of people she doesn't know.. And she works at a fairly busy, and large cafe, so I worry about her.


"Yeah, I can do it.. I haven't had an attack in awhile, so I think I'm starting to get used to it... But I'm just so tired when I finally get to go home! It's annoying!" She pouts again and I chuckle a bit, hitting her thighs much like I'd done earlier when 'reprimanding' her for cussing. "Enough complaining. Get your butt out to the car and go to work. Call me when you get off and I'll talk to you while you walk home."

 

[Memster101]

I warily eyed the bathroon door as it opened, fearing that once again Mel would be barely dressed. She was thankfully and I let out a silent sigh of relief. Smoothing a hand through my hair once more, I watched her plop down into Elijah's lap, wondering how that didnt hurt him. When I had been little enough to still do that the my dad, he had always groaned in pain if I did it too hard. Maybe he was just use to it by now. I smiled some at Mel when she looked over but other wise stayed quiet.


I smiled to myself at Elijah's promise to talk to her when she walked home, thinking it was pretty sweet and thoughtful. "Don't you have any pepper spray or anything just in case?" I asked after a moment. I'm sure her neighborhood was safe enough but you could never be too careful.

 

[Zotohxan]

Mel smirks at Ash's question and I roll my eyes with a smile at her expression. She quickly moves to lift up her skirt, making it look as if she were about to flash someone, but instead reveals a pair of biking shorts. Despite how she liked to joke around, she actually is quite modest when it comes to her own clothing. So under her skirt she always wears some sort of shorts so that nothing would show, no matter the circumstances. She sticks her hand into the pocket and pulls out a pocket knife, flipping it open within the blink of an eye then twirling it around between her fingers.


"Eli and Arthur taught me how to use knives a long time ago... Arthur actually let me go to a police training one time, and I won against one of the officers!" She grins widely again, closing the knife and sticking it back into her pocket. "No need for pepper spray." She then stands, pulling me up with her and hugs me tight. "I'm going to try to come Friday... Classes get out early and Arthur is off work. Can I stay the weekend?" I hug her back and glance at Ash, "You alright with her spending the weekend?"

 

[Memster101]

My eyes widenedwhen Mel started to lift her skirt and my face started to turn red again. Much to my relief she had a pair of shorts on underneath and I smiled faintly. I had always done the same on the rare occasions I had to wear a dress, having felt more comfortable to do so. You never had to worry about flashing anyone, it was another layer of warmth during the cold seasons, and if your period happened to be going it served as another layer of protection.


My eyes widened in shock when I saw the knife and the practiced way she spun it between her fingers. Well, at least she had that... I relaxed some and offered a smile. "Well okay then. I'm glad to know you'll be safe."

 

[Zotohxan]

Mel pulls gently away from me and moves to squat in front of Ash, giggling as she pokes both of his cheeks. "You really are cute, ya know... Most guys would try to help me take off my skirt or towel, not blush and try looking away." She ruffles his hair, "You're really innocent, like a virgin, and I like that. Haven't seen one in awhile." My eyes go wide as I stare at her, "Rephrase that, young lady!" I practically demand, knowing that it sounded very much like she was saying she wasn't a virgin either... I didn't like my straight roommate having that idea floating around in his mind.


Mel sticks her tongue out and stands, swaying her hips far too much to be natural as she walks over to me, "Awwh, is big bad Ewi afraid to think his 'lil cousin isn't a virgin?" She giggles, "Too bad you'll never know~" My eyes widen even more, "You better me, Melissa!" I call after her as she picks up her bag and heads toward the door, "If you're not, I'll tell Arthur to put a patrol on you, no guys will be alone with you anymore!" She smirks as she turns around, "Who said it was a guy?" She winks, causing me to let out a groan of frustration. "Just.. Just go." I say, my tone defeated as I drop my head. "I'll call you later to let you know about this weekend." She giggles again and nods, "Bye!" She says, dropping her seductive facade to go back to her normal bubbly one, then rushes out the door.

 

[Memster101]

((Oh, I forgot to reply that to the staying over xD pretend Ash said yes.))


My eyes widened once more when Mel leaned down and poked at my cheeks and I resisted the urge to lean back and put some distance between the two of us. "U-Uhm..." Was all I could murmur. Had I been bolder I would have argued that I had long since been a virgin. I dropped my gaze once more as she sauntered out of the room with her teasing comments, rubbing at the back of my neck. A sigh left me but I relaxed once Mel closed the door behind her.


"She certainly is a character," I mused some, shaking my head. I glanced at the time now and saw that we still had a short whole before math class. I leaned back on my arms, cracking at my neck lightly.

 

[Zotohxan]

((x3 Okay~))


I chuckle and nod my agreement, "Yeah... It still amazes me how she can act like that, despite actually being a huge prude..." I sigh a bit then return to my seat beside Ash. After a few moments of silence between us I smirk playfully at him, "So... Enjoying your time as my roommate so far?" I ask teasingly, knowing that he was probably fairly freaked out by this point. I wouldn't be surprised if by next week I was back having the room back to my own... And though it is fun to have it to myself, it does get pretty lonely. And I do like Ash, he's pretty fun to be around, so.. I think it'd probably suck if I got to have a few days or a week or so with him, only to not have him anymore. He's actually understanding and kind, unlike everyone else I've roomed with anymore.

 

[Memster101]

(( I got my laptop!! It's pretty different from my old one but it seems okay >> ))


I grinned good naturedly and rubbed at my neck some. "Definitely not what I was expecting, I can tell you that much!" I laughed and stood up, stretching. Bracing my hands against my left hip, I twisted my torso to left and then repeated the action to the right, earning a loud chorus of pops. I then proceeded to tip my head severely to either side and cracked my neck. "I feel like you're going to be a good first roommate though. I mean, I don't have to worry about you ever bringing any girls home aside from Melissa, I don't really have to worry about you being all weird about how kind of feminine I am....You're really nice and seem like a pretty chill dude." I paused after saying all of this and smiled sheepishly, looking down at my feet some.


"Sorry, that was kind of rant-y. Though, if you ever do bring a guy home, give me the heads up so I can give you two your space," I teased, reaching out to give him a light, friendly punch on the arm. "Leave a sock on the door or something, you know."

 

[Zotohxan]

((That's good! So long as it does what you need it to, right? ;w; ))


I couldn't help the faint blush on my features as Ash sort of rants on about me, it seeming strangely appealing when it's him, instead of the annoyance I'd often feel when a random guy would try hitting on me at a bar or something. I've just never really been good with compliments... I chuckle when he mentions me ever bringing a guy back, and I just shake my head. "No worries about that, I'm not really one to just hook up with random guys. And considering I haven't had a boyfriend for a couple months now, I think you're safe." I smirk lightly to him, enjoying the slightly teasing air between us now.


"But same goes for you. If you ever need some privacy, just let me know. It'll be for both our benefits, considering I'm not really too keen on walking in to seeing some lady bits." I tease back, chuckling under my breath. Though, I'm kinda weird, I think.. Even though most gay guys are absolutely repulsed by the thought of a woman's naked body, I'm not. I know I'm gay, have been certain about it since I was 13, but it's just.. Another body, to me. I can find a woman beautiful and everything, I'm just no attracted to them. I've always just said it's because of Mel... Considering we used to bathe and shower together and everything, I've always just known a naked body as a naked body, not necessarily something sexual.

 

[Memster101]

((Yeah! ))


I smiled when I realized the air between us had started to become more relaxed. Now I'd finished cracking myself, I took a seat on my bed, another yawn leaving me. "Of course, of course," I mused, waving my hand lightly. "That's a given. You probably won't have to worry too much about me either. I'm not really worried about that kind of stuff anyways. Just basketball and school for me." I flopped back onto the bed and stifled another yawn, stretching out on the bed some before going limp. "What all do you think we're going to do for basketball tonight?"


I wasn't even sure that they wanted me to play quite yet. Most likely I'd just be watching the others practice and then have a one on one with the coach so he could see how well I played, what positions I would be best suited for. Not that I minded, considering how tired I was from all the traveling and such.

 

[Zotohxan]

I smile, glad that I wouldn't have to worry about being kicked out of my own dorm every other night so Ash could get with some random girl... I'd had a roommate like that last semester, and it was horrible. I got one night in my room the whole week he was there, and then kicked out at 2 in the morning because some scantly clad girl decided to stop by. When he asks about basketball I just shrug, deciding to take his example as I walk over and just fall back onto my bed, hands behind my head as I stare at the ceiling. "I don't know.. It's pretty much whatever Coach feels is right for the day, but the other day we went over plays for our game next month, so we'll probably just be testing those out..."


Realizing Ash would still have to try out, I think for a moment longer before speaking again, "He'll probably have us run a few simple plays, and try you out at each position. That's pretty much tryouts around here."

 

[Memster101]

(( Sorry, my replies might be a little shit. I had an..interesting night last night and my head is still all kinda blegh xD ))


I chewed some at my lip at this news, bouncing my foot lightly. "Do you think I'll have to do it in front of everyone or just with the coach?" I knew I eventually would have to preform in front of the other people, but if I could avoid that for as long as possible, that would be great. I smoothed my hands against my hair and stretched a little more, trying not to let myself relax too much so I didn't fall asleep. In the back of my mind I was aware that there was a good chance if I came off over nervous that it only put a target on my back.

 

[Zotohxan]

((You're fine. And I hope you had fun, then?? ;w; x3))


I glance over at Ash, quirking a brow and giving him what I hoped to be supportive smile. Of course it'd be nerve wracking to have to try out in front of everyone... "Well, you'd actually be playing mock games with the team.. Coach figures that's the best way to see if someone would fit in or not- seeing right from the start how well everyone works together. There'll be five mini-games, all about five minutes each, and for each game you'll be in a different position. To tell you the truth it is pretty nerve wracking, but most everyone on the team is nice."


I sit up, stretching my back a bit. "You'll get into a uniform like everyone else, but since you don't really feel comfortable unclothed around others you can just change in the shower room or bathroom. That's what I usually do." I shrug a bit, "You probably won't get any shit about it, there's actually quite a few more modest guys on the team."

 

[Memster101]

(( Yeah! It was a good time. Video games and beer xD What have you been up to this weekend??))


A sigh left me but I nodded and sat up to stretch more. I didn't want to really just jump into the whole thing but I knew it was the best way to decide if I could make it on the team. It didn't matter if you were the best basketball player if you didn't work well with the team. I was more nervous about the contact part of the practicing than having to preform on a whole new team in front of people I had never met before. Not only now did I have to worry about performing well, but I had to stress about someone coming up in my business and realizing that I was missing some important bits.


The news about the whole modesty thing helped eased some of my nerves, though. I chewed at my lip some and smoothed my hair back from my face. Sure it might raise some questions, especially when people started to get up and personal.

 

[Zotohxan]

((Haha, good!


And not that great ;w; I had a really bad suicide scare from someone really close to me last night... Me and another of my friends got the cops to her house before she did anything, and she's doing better now, but... God, I was straight up sobbing for 3 hours straight ;-; My mind's still pretty foggy and my nerves are still shot, so I'm sorry if my replies aren't that great...))


I smile to Ash, quirking a brow. "Are you still hungry? There's still some pizza, and I've gotta warn you... Even though this is just tryouts, just a practice, you'll need a lot of energy. Coach isn't very lenient even for new players, so you've really gotta bring your A-game." I lean over the end of my bed and pick up the pizza box, then sit again to hand it over to my new roommate. Even though it's not the healthiest thing, it'll at least get some more food in him and help him with energy. Plus, I saw how he looked tired, before.. Hopefully the peppers would help wake him up a bit more? I don't know.. Maybe it'd work.

 

[Memster101]

((Are you into stones\crystals at all??))


I blinked at the insistence on having some pizza but took the box anyways. "I have no doubt about that!" I mused, shaking my head. Even in high school after practice I had been more than ravenous. I had little doubt things would be different here in college. "Have some too," I told him, handing the box back after I had taken a slice. Once he took the box, I started to go at my piece, feeling a little more awake with each bite.

 

[Zotohxan]

((A lot, actually x'D My Mom does reiki, so I kinda have to be x3


Why?? owo))


I took the box back from Ash and set it on my lap, glaring at the peppers as I pull them one-by-one off the piece of pizza. "How do you not die with this?" I ask, taking a bite of my now pepperoni pizza. "I mean, it's like fire in your mouth!?" As if to prove my point I turn the box sideways so he could see the stack of at least 20 peppers from just one slice.

 

[Memster101]

(( Oh! Yay! I just started getting into them :3 ))


I grinned some and shrugged my hair some, taking another bite. "I grew up eating food like this. It's like second nature really." After swallowing, I started to talk again. "Honestly? I could probably put some hot sauce on this," I mused, giving the front of my shirt a little fan with my free hand as I started to get warmed up. I finished off my slice and leaned back on my arms, stiffling a yawn.