BauxiteMechanism
Resident Metalhead.
"Hah, I wish. My mother freaks out at the sight of a small burnpile, and my father can't stand the smell of sulphur. I'm the first in the trade! That is, if you don't account my uncle. We uh, don't talk about him too much." Ross spoke quietly the second he mentioned his uncle, and couldn't help but wince. He remembered the very last time they spoke. It went something like: 'Hey Ross, watch this' quickly followed by 'don't tell your mother, okay?', which hit a crescendo with an ill-fated 'whoops', a bright flash, and finally a bang. Ross can still remember being forced arse-backwards by the blast, and hearing sound of barking all around him as soon as his ears stopped ringing. The distinct smell of burning fur permeating the clearing. He could even almost feel the seven-year-old scar on the back of his ankle. Almost, but not quite. He's not quite that melodramatic.
"Let's just say that he was a little more unstable than we expected." Ross spoke a little uneasily, trying not to frown as he spoke. No need to ruin the mood with a few bitter memories. He continued to speak, though choosing his words carefully to try and not turn this into a sad-sack of a conversation.
"He also probably needed a thesaurus, seeing that not one soul shared his definition of 'surprise'. To him, a 'surprise' was something that was designed to get a laugh at the expense of others, be it a nephew, or the local forest rangers." Ross chuckled slightly at the mention of the forest rangers. He felt slightly guilty for hiding so much from Reiner. It was never his intention of becoming naught more but a tease!
Ross finally stopped speaking, and smiled as he eyed Reiner, raising and lowering his eyebrows in anticipation. When the latter just stared and nodded, Ross figured it couldn't hurt to say one more thing.
"But to answer your question, maybe! No, I'm serious here! Like, it's no secret that my uncle's a crazy, so I don't know whether or not to count him as family or not. I mean, would you?"
@GasMaskie
"Let's just say that he was a little more unstable than we expected." Ross spoke a little uneasily, trying not to frown as he spoke. No need to ruin the mood with a few bitter memories. He continued to speak, though choosing his words carefully to try and not turn this into a sad-sack of a conversation.
"He also probably needed a thesaurus, seeing that not one soul shared his definition of 'surprise'. To him, a 'surprise' was something that was designed to get a laugh at the expense of others, be it a nephew, or the local forest rangers." Ross chuckled slightly at the mention of the forest rangers. He felt slightly guilty for hiding so much from Reiner. It was never his intention of becoming naught more but a tease!
Ross finally stopped speaking, and smiled as he eyed Reiner, raising and lowering his eyebrows in anticipation. When the latter just stared and nodded, Ross figured it couldn't hurt to say one more thing.
"But to answer your question, maybe! No, I'm serious here! Like, it's no secret that my uncle's a crazy, so I don't know whether or not to count him as family or not. I mean, would you?"
@GasMaskie