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Fandom MLP (My little Pony)

iSurvivor said:
And I thought pegasi were overused.. xD
Yay unicorns, mine has to be one for he blind. If he wasn't a unicorn he would never be able to see with Flare
 
(I'm in the mood so I have to)


A little glass of water please,


A fresh-pressed hanky if I sneeze


Some tea with honey from the bees


Whenever you can brew it


And while I get a little rest,


A teeny tiny small request:


Some codfish oil for my chest,


Poured from a crystal cruet


My goodness, I'm a nincompoop!


Because I fear I've got the croup!


I need a vat of pumpkin soup


And scarves made out of zinnias!


Did I say zinnias?


I meant Silk.


Or something shiny of that ilk.


And then I'll need some nice warm milk,


And pastry from Abyssinia.


And since my stomach's feeling crummy,


Why not give my aching tummy


Something soothing,


Something yummy,


Piled up with noodles!


Add a slice of homemade rye,


With stacks of Swiss way up high!


Served with sides of sweet mince pie


More basil; I need oodles!


I'll be grateful for your charity,


Until the bitter end


Because I've heard that tenderness,


Is what you lend an ailing friend.


Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?


So, who's ready for my big reprise?!


I'd like that glass or water please,


Some magic spell to cure disease!


A firm gesundhoof when I sneeze,


A fresh bouquet of roses!


Some lozenges will soon appease


My wheezing when I start to sneeze


A wig to keep me from the breeze


And blankets for my toeses!


Take tweezers out of my valise


And then massage my knobby knees!


A bowl of peas


Some extra cheese!


A cuddle with a Pekinese


A singing harp who's named Loiuse


A goat on skis!


A new trapeze


And more, and more, and more, and more


And please


And just because I 'oughta:


Make sure I'm drinking in the right


Amount of fluids day and night


I wish I may,


I wish I might


Have just one


Little thing


Oh would you please finally bring


Me


That


Tiny glass


Of


Water!
 

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