Fantasy Merdian Campaign [OOC]

[Iskandar]

No refunds here buddy. Shoulda looked at the fine print of your legally binding contract you signed

 

[High5ives]

No fair! I’m colorblind

 

[Iskandar]

We don't offer benefits to those with disabilities. Sorry Racoon

 

[High5ives]

Shoot

 

[Necromantic]

what about on non-used items, such as a waifu i no longer want?

 

[Iskandar]

what about on non-used items, such as a waifu i no longer want?

No refunds for those either. Sorry bucko

 

[Necromantic]

No refunds for those either. Sorry bucko

fuck

 

[Necromantic]

a pixie drinking out of a thimble is the cutest thing ive ever imagined and i just wanted to share that with everyone

 

[Iskandar]

Nice

 

[Regynleif]

*casually watches all this unfold while eating popcorn at a safe distance*

 

[Iskandar]

*casually watches all this unfold while eating popcorn at a safe distance*

*Forces you to be apart of this... well whatever this is.*

 

[Regynleif]

*weakly throws popcorn at you*
Please, spare me oh great leader!

 

[Rantos]

*casually watches all this unfold while eating popcorn at a safe distance*

You think you can just watch?

Iskandar get the flog!

 

[Regynleif]

You think you can just watch?

Iskandar get the flog!

YOU WERE MY HERO, YOUVE BETRAYED ME

 

[Iskandar]

Why would I get the flog. I'm not evil smh

 

[Rantos]

YOU WERE MY HERO, YOUVE BETRAYED ME

Punishment will be dealt as needed! No one is safe.

Why would I get the flog. I'm not evil smh

Dude, don't suddenly decide to not be evil just to throw me under the bus like this!

 

[Iskandar]

I am not evil though. Stop trying to make me out to be like you. Now apologize to the new member.

Regynleif Sorry about that. No punishment for you. Don't mind Rantos either. He's a bit crazy

 

[Rantos]

I am personally offended by everything you just said, no matter how true it may be!

 

[Necromantic]

im the evil one here!

 

[Rantos]

im the evil one here!

No, you're the loud one. I'm actually the evil on in this group.

 

[Necromantic]

No, you're loud. I'm actually the evil on in this group.

i will break both of your arms, both your legs, and your heart. in that order.

 

[Iskandar]

Lettuce you are just the loud one tbh

 

[Rantos]

i will break both of your arms, both your legs, and your heart. in that order.

I dare you punk! I'll flay your skin and sell it to a taxidermist before you get the chance!

 

[Necromantic]

Lettuce you are just the loud one tbh

i will also break your heart, your arms and legs are spared tho

I dare you punk! I'll flay your skin and sell it to a taxidermist before you get the chance!

bring it

 

[Iskandar]

i will also break your heart, your arms and legs are spared tho

bring it

What if I have no heart? Or my heart is already broken?