Fantasy Merdian Campaign [OOC]

[Rantos]

Yes, I do. Everything established about him leads me to think he would do exactly that.

 

[Necromantic]

Yes, I do. Everything established about him leads me to think he would do exactly that.

he may be a criminal but he has two pixies to feed he cant just run off like that

 

[Rantos]

The man has enough money to feed himself and the Pixies for months! Don't even try to say he wouldn't run.

 

[Necromantic]

The man has enough money to feed himself and the Pixies for months! Don't even try to say he wouldn't run.

the pixies are more likely to steal a book just to sell it, theyre the mischievous ones

especially lea

 

[Rantos]

I'll kill you if you sell that book. Don't test me.

 

[Necromantic]

I'll kill you if you sell that book. Don't test me.

what are you gonna do interrogate two four inch tall babies

 

[Rantos]

Don't think I won't.

 

[Necromantic]

Don't think I won't.

is it worth pissing off the merman

 

[Rantos]

Being a merman won't be worth shit when Ava turns him into sushi

 

[Necromantic]

Being a merman won't be worth shit when Ava turns him into sushi

whats she gonna do without magic against a pirate with absurd strength?

 

[Rantos]

Pick up a seafood cookbook

 

[Necromantic]

Pick up a seafood cookbook

you cant make him into sushi unless hes in fucking aquatic form
good luck holding his head under water long enough to force him to change forms or drown

 

[Rantos]

Just don't sell Ava's book, okay.

 

[Necromantic]

Just don't sell Ava's book, okay.

is this you admitting defeat

 

[Rantos]

This is me not wanting to make a joke about getting a book on how to tie and drown a human.

 

[Necromantic]

This is me not wanting to make a joke about getting a book on how to tie and drown a human.

how do you even plan to get to the tying point tho

it went from cina wanting to learn how to read to a lesson on how to kill him really quickly

 

[Rantos]

Drugs bitch, and lots of 'em.

That's story progression for ya.

 

[Necromantic]

Drugs bitch, and lots of 'em.

That's story progression for ya.

how the fuck are you gonna drug him

he just hopes there are pictures so maybe he can understand what the book is saying but hell settle for picking out the letters in his name

 

[Rantos]

Put it in his food, put it in his drink, chloroform him while he sleeps, take your pick

Of course, there are pictures. That's literally the biggest reason Ava loves that book.

 

[Necromantic]

Put it in his food, put it in his drink, chloroform him while he sleeps, take your pick

Of course, there are pictures. That's literally the biggest reason Ava loves that book.

if youre trying to interrogate a couple pixies you still gotta deal with him being angry about that first

he thinks he can figure out what it says with the pictures and all the letters in his name. he needs no help

 

[Rantos]

No one would know her plans until it's too late

All jokes aside I really want our character's to have this kinda teacher-student relationship. Maybe Cina can teach Ava how to throw a decent punch in kind.

 

[Necromantic]

"hes holding the book upside down. do you think he realizes that"

the first step is not being human and the second is twenty-two years on a boat, then youll have enough muscle to pick up a hammer of absurd size. he might not be the best for punches, considering he throws a hard punch because of what life gave him, but he could help with sword fighting. and lock picking. he could even teach her how to sew

 

[High5ives]

My Orc is probably just gonna hate you all :p

 

[Necromantic]

My Orc is probably just gonna hate you all :p

dost thou wish to fucking go

 

[High5ives]

Advanceth towards me, fish