OverconfidentMagi
Laugh Like You've Won Always
Prologue
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He made no sound as he slipped into the office, his hands guiding the door back closed without so much as a click. His eyes scanned the room. As always he thought it obnoxiously large. That wasn't to say the room was in any way grand or ostentatious, in fact the whole place was rather spartan in its lack of fillings. There was a couch and chair facing an unlit fireplace to one side, a long bookshelf along the opposite wall, a large wooden desk against the far wall, and each too-large wall was covered with various paintings of things he didn't care to see. But furnishings in this room felt like small islands scattered across a vast ocean. The walls and ceiling of this room were simply too far apart.
But that was simply his opinion, and obviously the person whom this space belonged to was of a different opinion. He made the odyssey across the office. No one had been in the room, so he'd likely find them outside. Sure enough, pushing open the glass doors behind the desk, he was met by the sight of the two individuals he had intended to find sitting out on the balcony.
One was an older man with thinning hair, slightly overweight from far too many years enjoying exotic foods. Sitting across from him was a Japanese woman who at first glance might appear to be wearing traditional geisha makeup, but upon closer inspection one would realize that her skin was in fact simply so pale as to appear white. She leaned back in her seat and laughed at something the man had said. He allowed himself a sly grin for having delivered a quality joke, and that was when the man noticed that a third person had joined them.
"Matathius!" The older man beamed as his friend stepped out onto the balcony. "Come and join us," he moved his seat around the small table to fit a third chair, which was immediately pulled across the balcony into the created space. As Matathius took his seat he eyes the pitcher of sickeningly pink liquid on the table. The man noticed this and opened his mouth, "It's pink-"
"Pink lemonade vodka punch," Matathius named the drink.
"How in the blasted nine hells did you know that? Sadako just introduced me to the stuff today." The other man shook his head. "I have to say it's quite sweet on the tongue."
The woman, Sadako, laughed again. "Paul my dear, of course he would recognize the drink, it was being served at the last party the students threw just the other night." She took a sip of her own pink-filled glass. Matathius nodded in confirmation of what she'd said.
"So since you're back I take it all of the invitations have been delivered?" Paul asked eagerly. He always did enjoy getting a sneak peak at the incoming class.
Sadako's glass slammed down onto the table. "Let's get on with this then," she said. She took a napkin from the table and tossed it into the air. It floated naturally for a moment, then something quite unnatural happened to it. It unfolded, creating much more material than could have possibly been contained inside that original paper napkin. It kept opening and folding and expanding for a few moments, and when it was done a large white bird, made entirely of paper, was spreading its wings and shaking out its newly formed feathers. Strangely, many of the paper feathers making up one of its large wings appeared to have been torn.
"Should only be a few minutes more..." She left the rest of her words unsaid as the first new student submitted their form. It began as a swirl or dust, which grew into charred scraps, shifting back from gray to white and pulling together into a single sheet and finally ended with the filled out sheet affixing itself to the paper bird's wing in one of the spots that had previously appeared torn. "Eager I guess," Sadako said, taking another sip of her drink before leaning over and re-tearing off the freshly re-affixed paper feather. As soon as she did, a new fresh paper feather unfolded to replace it.
"Pass that this way, let's get a good look at them!" Paul Marrane, none other than the provost of Salomonis Regis University, leaned over the table eagerly to see the paper as Sadako laid it down on the table. Matathius remained how he was leaning back in his chair, but he'd be able to see the paper even if they didn't specifically move it for him to look at.
Sadako's tipsy smile gradually fell as she read the page. Paul frowned and turned to Matathius, who'd been watching his two friends' reactions to this particular submission. The provost cleared his throat. "Well, she's certainly..."
"Completely blind," Matathius said. "A miserable failure of a person." As usual, he did not temper his assessment.
Paul's expression was hard. "Are you certain about this one? She seems quite high-risk."
"Selfish," Sadako whispered. "Selfish and full of pain."
"Yes," Paul agreed. "Who knows what sort of choices she'd make if given access to incredible power. I don't like the feel of this one."
Matathius was silent for a few seconds. "Your job is to teach and guide these students. All you have to do is make sure she makes the right choices." He stood and walked over to Sadako's summon. It lowered its head as he ran a hand over its neck. His fingers came away with numerous tiny cuts that would hurt in a moment. He pulled the next sheet from the bird's wing an handed it to Sadako. "And even if she does make the wrong choices, even an uncontrollable weapon can be placed in a way to be made useful."
Paul and Sadako both refused to look at him after he'd said those words. The two of them saw the students that walked through the doors of the university as people, lives still full of individual potential. But Matathius saw things a bit differently. It was only necessity that kept them from disagreeing with him. They needed all of the students they could find.
"Completely blind," Matathius said. "A miserable failure of a person." As usual, he did not temper his assessment.
Paul's expression was hard. "Are you certain about this one? She seems quite high-risk."
"Selfish," Sadako whispered. "Selfish and full of pain."
"Yes," Paul agreed. "Who knows what sort of choices she'd make if given access to incredible power. I don't like the feel of this one."
Matathius was silent for a few seconds. "Your job is to teach and guide these students. All you have to do is make sure she makes the right choices." He stood and walked over to Sadako's summon. It lowered its head as he ran a hand over its neck. His fingers came away with numerous tiny cuts that would hurt in a moment. He pulled the next sheet from the bird's wing an handed it to Sadako. "And even if she does make the wrong choices, even an uncontrollable weapon can be placed in a way to be made useful."
Paul and Sadako both refused to look at him after he'd said those words. The two of them saw the students that walked through the doors of the university as people, lives still full of individual potential. But Matathius saw things a bit differently. It was only necessity that kept them from disagreeing with him. They needed all of the students they could find.
A period of silence fell over the balcony as the trio read over the next filled out form. Paul poked the page with a finger. "See this is a well-adjusted kid!"
"You just like the bit about becoming a Broadway star," Sadako said with a smile. "I'm surprised there are kids nowadays who even know what the theater is for."
"At least the kid knows what he wants!" Paul skimmed over the page again. "Even if they never actually reach them, it's good for children to set goals for themselves. I say, you can't trust a person who doesn't want anything." He set down the page on top of the first.
"You just like the bit about becoming a Broadway star," Sadako said with a smile. "I'm surprised there are kids nowadays who even know what the theater is for."
"At least the kid knows what he wants!" Paul skimmed over the page again. "Even if they never actually reach them, it's good for children to set goals for themselves. I say, you can't trust a person who doesn't want anything." He set down the page on top of the first.
Matathius glanced at the name on the third paper to appear before handing it over to the others. Neither said anything as they read, and each seemed uncertain as how to address this student. Now it was Matathuis' turn to smile. "My thoughts exactly," he said. "It's truly remarkable to see someone so lacking be given the potential. It makes one wonder if he's all he appears to be."
"I hope that's the case," Paul said. "If this is how he sees himself..." He shook his head. "He could become a problem."
"Well, even if he fails as a medium, I'd still like to taste some of those custom blends he mentions." Sadako smiled as downed the rest of her glass. This meeting of the three most important people heading Salomonis Regis University truthfully didn't matter at all. The individuals Matathius delivered invitations to, so long as they accepted, would be allowed entry into the school regardless of the opinions of herself or Paul. It was just an excuse for them to get together and talk, and usually drink, about the incoming class before they arrived and Matathius disappeared for half a year again.
"I hope that's the case," Paul said. "If this is how he sees himself..." He shook his head. "He could become a problem."
"Well, even if he fails as a medium, I'd still like to taste some of those custom blends he mentions." Sadako smiled as downed the rest of her glass. This meeting of the three most important people heading Salomonis Regis University truthfully didn't matter at all. The individuals Matathius delivered invitations to, so long as they accepted, would be allowed entry into the school regardless of the opinions of herself or Paul. It was just an excuse for them to get together and talk, and usually drink, about the incoming class before they arrived and Matathius disappeared for half a year again.
The trio sat in comfortable silence while they waited. There was usually a short burst of submissions that came in right away, but after that it would take a while for the others to trickle in. But it looked like one more student had been quick to fill their invitation.
"I like her answer to the magic question," Sadako said. "Her answers in general seems rather confused though."
"That is kind of the point," Matathius replied as he took from the glass of pink alcohol he'd poured for himself. "To assess their reaction when faced with something strange."
Paul shook his head. "This generation truly doesn't care for gods," he said sadly.
Neither Matathius nor Sadako disagreed with his words.
"I like her answer to the magic question," Sadako said. "Her answers in general seems rather confused though."
"That is kind of the point," Matathius replied as he took from the glass of pink alcohol he'd poured for himself. "To assess their reaction when faced with something strange."
Paul shook his head. "This generation truly doesn't care for gods," he said sadly.
Neither Matathius nor Sadako disagreed with his words.
It was some time before the next paper appeared, by which point Paul had gone red in the face trying to match Sadako's inhuman ability to absorb alcohol. Even Matathius had lost some of his characteristic aloofness as his glasses drained. Such was it that they only noticed the paper having arrived when the great paper bird ruffled its feathers to get their attention.
Paul grabbed the paper and gave it a quick glance. "HA! A trick of the eyes he says! Oh he'll be in for a good surprise." He let the paper fall out of his fingers and looked up at the sky, just starting to dim as the hour entered evening. With a wave of his hand the entire sky shimmered and then erupted into a brilliant pink aurora, the same exact color of the liquid filling the glasses that the three friends clicked together in cheers.
Sadako picked up the page and looked at it. "Guess I'll have to install some bars for acrobatics. The pool should be fine as it is, it was just expanded three years ago." She tossed the page into the slowly growing stack.
Paul grabbed the paper and gave it a quick glance. "HA! A trick of the eyes he says! Oh he'll be in for a good surprise." He let the paper fall out of his fingers and looked up at the sky, just starting to dim as the hour entered evening. With a wave of his hand the entire sky shimmered and then erupted into a brilliant pink aurora, the same exact color of the liquid filling the glasses that the three friends clicked together in cheers.
Sadako picked up the page and looked at it. "Guess I'll have to install some bars for acrobatics. The pool should be fine as it is, it was just expanded three years ago." She tossed the page into the slowly growing stack.
The next paper to arrive had barely reattached to Sadako's summon when Paul pulled it back off. He'd taken a pen from his office and started doodling on the paper bird, so he'd noticed as soon as the page had started to form. The bird had not cared for being drawn on, so it was glad to have a distraction to offer the bothersome person.
"This kid's got a superhero name," Paul announced to the others with a chuckle. He kept reading. "Does the Halfway House have a garage?" He looked up at Sadako. She was in charge of the Halfway House.
"No, not really. Why?" She gave him a confused look. The Halfway House was a closed space, of course it would have no need for a garage.
"I suppose I'll have to move the kid's car to the main campus for a while then," Paul said to himself, offering no further explanation. He looked back down at the paper, but found his fingers empty.
"'A meadow made out of cotton candy'?" Matathius read aloud and started to laugh. "This kid should cut down on the soda before sleep." He continued reading. "Finally, one of these dumb kids gives a good answer!" He handed over the page to Sadako.
She skimmed down to where he'd been reading. "Ah," she said simply. "It looks like you'll have someone to play video games with this year. I suppose that means I will have to replace the consoles and televisions that the students manged to blow up last year after all." She read the last section and then set the paper onto the pile.
"This kid's got a superhero name," Paul announced to the others with a chuckle. He kept reading. "Does the Halfway House have a garage?" He looked up at Sadako. She was in charge of the Halfway House.
"No, not really. Why?" She gave him a confused look. The Halfway House was a closed space, of course it would have no need for a garage.
"I suppose I'll have to move the kid's car to the main campus for a while then," Paul said to himself, offering no further explanation. He looked back down at the paper, but found his fingers empty.
"'A meadow made out of cotton candy'?" Matathius read aloud and started to laugh. "This kid should cut down on the soda before sleep." He continued reading. "Finally, one of these dumb kids gives a good answer!" He handed over the page to Sadako.
She skimmed down to where he'd been reading. "Ah," she said simply. "It looks like you'll have someone to play video games with this year. I suppose that means I will have to replace the consoles and televisions that the students manged to blow up last year after all." She read the last section and then set the paper onto the pile.
A gagging sound came from across the table, causing Matathius to glance over at Sadako. "Something interesting in that one?" he asked, though his voice didn't come off as being too curious. He just wanted to force her to say what it was so he could give his retort in the proper order.
"This kid's answer to the best memory question," she tossed the sheet towards Paul so he could read it. "He watched his brother be born. It's gross."
"Well, I suppose that is a bit unorthodox..." Paul conceeded.
"Is it?" Matathius took another drink and shrugged. "This world is so full of prudes nowadays. I remember when delivering a baby was something the whole family, or the whole village even, played a part in. Course you'd get slapped around by the midwife if you said anything inappropriate, specifically about the mother's you-know-what, but that was half the fun of it."
Paul stopped reading at that. "Is that how you got that bruise!? I swear, it took you far too many years to figure out when to keep your mouth firmly shut. But tell me, what exactly did you say about that poor girl? I may have to smack you around myself depending on the answer."
Matathius let out a bark of laughter. "You'd like to try. Besides, to some women what I said might be taken as a compliment."
There was a cough from the third person present. "Apologies for being brought up to value personal privacy," Sadako's voice was cold. "Where clearly others were less so." Paul went back to reading the rest of the form, but Matathius was still just staring at her with an irritating grin. "Back to the topic at hand, I simply don't see it as appropriate for a child to witness a birth, regardless of who it is being born."
"I suppose you're still set on the whole never having kids thing then?" he saw her sharp glare and let out another laugh.
"This kid's answer to the best memory question," she tossed the sheet towards Paul so he could read it. "He watched his brother be born. It's gross."
"Well, I suppose that is a bit unorthodox..." Paul conceeded.
"Is it?" Matathius took another drink and shrugged. "This world is so full of prudes nowadays. I remember when delivering a baby was something the whole family, or the whole village even, played a part in. Course you'd get slapped around by the midwife if you said anything inappropriate, specifically about the mother's you-know-what, but that was half the fun of it."
Paul stopped reading at that. "Is that how you got that bruise!? I swear, it took you far too many years to figure out when to keep your mouth firmly shut. But tell me, what exactly did you say about that poor girl? I may have to smack you around myself depending on the answer."
Matathius let out a bark of laughter. "You'd like to try. Besides, to some women what I said might be taken as a compliment."
There was a cough from the third person present. "Apologies for being brought up to value personal privacy," Sadako's voice was cold. "Where clearly others were less so." Paul went back to reading the rest of the form, but Matathius was still just staring at her with an irritating grin. "Back to the topic at hand, I simply don't see it as appropriate for a child to witness a birth, regardless of who it is being born."
"I suppose you're still set on the whole never having kids thing then?" he saw her sharp glare and let out another laugh.
Paul reached over to the growing pile of read-through pages and pulled one back out. "Huh," he finally forced the other two to look over at whatever it was he'd found interesting now.
"Yes, I did notice that," Matathius said dryly before Paul had even offered to show the pages in his hands.
"Is it the watch thing?" Sadako asked as she refilled her glass. How she'd not passed out from nearly emptying the pitcher just by herself was a mystery.
"If you both already knew, why didn't you say anything?" Paul tossed the pages back onto the pile.
"It didn't seem important," Sadako replied. "So Matathius can geek out about watches with this batch of students, what of it?"
"I don't geek out," Matathius shot back, taking out the old-fashioned pocket watch from his pocket and placing it on the table. He sent it spinning around and around with a flick, then stopped it and replaced it into his pocket. The pitcher of sweet pink alcohol had been refilled.
"It's still strange," Paul grumbled to himself. "I thought kids these days just used their cellular phones to check the time. Don't those things have everything in them?"
Matathius shrugged. "More or less. A cell phone and a good multi-tool can get just about anyone through any kind of situation."
The three lapsed into companionable silence while waiting for the next page to come in. Paul broke that silence. "Either of you know what a hunger games tribute is?" Matathius shrugged again. Sadako shook her head.
"Yes, I did notice that," Matathius said dryly before Paul had even offered to show the pages in his hands.
"Is it the watch thing?" Sadako asked as she refilled her glass. How she'd not passed out from nearly emptying the pitcher just by herself was a mystery.
"If you both already knew, why didn't you say anything?" Paul tossed the pages back onto the pile.
"It didn't seem important," Sadako replied. "So Matathius can geek out about watches with this batch of students, what of it?"
"I don't geek out," Matathius shot back, taking out the old-fashioned pocket watch from his pocket and placing it on the table. He sent it spinning around and around with a flick, then stopped it and replaced it into his pocket. The pitcher of sweet pink alcohol had been refilled.
"It's still strange," Paul grumbled to himself. "I thought kids these days just used their cellular phones to check the time. Don't those things have everything in them?"
Matathius shrugged. "More or less. A cell phone and a good multi-tool can get just about anyone through any kind of situation."
The three lapsed into companionable silence while waiting for the next page to come in. Paul broke that silence. "Either of you know what a hunger games tribute is?" Matathius shrugged again. Sadako shook her head.
Seeing which page had arrived, Matathius rose first to take it. He hadn't personally scouted this one, so he was curious about their answers. He handed the page to Paul with an annoyed sigh. "Nothing useful at all. It's your Asian acquisition."
"Russian technically," Paul corrected.
"Even worse. You'd better set up a tunnel to her place. I refuse to walk all the way there."
Paul waved a hand. "Fine fine, just be sure to pick her up on time."
"Hikari-chan?" Sadako perked up upon learning of whom they were speaking about. "She's agreed to come? That's wonderful! Oh, I should make sure that the house is all wheelchair accessible."
"That won't be necessary," Matathius spoke up. The firmness which which he said that was slightly offset by the bright pink drink in his hand, but even still neither of the others argued against his stance. Sadako seemed unhappy with it but remained silent.
"Russian technically," Paul corrected.
"Even worse. You'd better set up a tunnel to her place. I refuse to walk all the way there."
Paul waved a hand. "Fine fine, just be sure to pick her up on time."
"Hikari-chan?" Sadako perked up upon learning of whom they were speaking about. "She's agreed to come? That's wonderful! Oh, I should make sure that the house is all wheelchair accessible."
"That won't be necessary," Matathius spoke up. The firmness which which he said that was slightly offset by the bright pink drink in his hand, but even still neither of the others argued against his stance. Sadako seemed unhappy with it but remained silent.
Sadako read through the page, mood still soured by Matathius's stubbornness. This student had a sick sister. If he wished, Matathius could probably arrange to have her fully cured and outside playing within the hour. But that wasn't how he was. He didn't do good deeds just for the sake of helping others. It had to align with his goals. She considered him a dear friend, but there were things about him that she hated. It was made even worse that she knew he was right. She handed him the page without saying a word.
"Hmm... fresh? Always smells like dead fish and salt to me." He placed the page onto the pile without commenting any further.
"Hmm... fresh? Always smells like dead fish and salt to me." He placed the page onto the pile without commenting any further.
Paul was lying with his head on the table when the next page came in. It was the man's own fault for trying to match Sadako. If Matathius hadn't been diluting his own and Paul's drinks with water the whole time, the other man would probably be suffering from rather serious alcohol poisoning right about now. It was a good thing the provost never attended any of the student parties. He'd never survive it.
Sadako skimmed through the page. "An artist? Well she's a rather boring person." She tossed the page into the air, somehow having it end up in Matathius's open hand.
"This one," he remembered the face of who this page would belong to from the name. "She certainly doesn't know how to market herself at all. What terribly boring responses she went with. I mean, to be a 'morally upstanding person', really? What sort of goal is that? Boring as hell."
"A simple 'I don't know' would be preferable," Sadako agreed. She hoped this girl was more interesting in person, or at the very least could become someone more interesting that her answers implied.
Sadako skimmed through the page. "An artist? Well she's a rather boring person." She tossed the page into the air, somehow having it end up in Matathius's open hand.
"This one," he remembered the face of who this page would belong to from the name. "She certainly doesn't know how to market herself at all. What terribly boring responses she went with. I mean, to be a 'morally upstanding person', really? What sort of goal is that? Boring as hell."
"A simple 'I don't know' would be preferable," Sadako agreed. She hoped this girl was more interesting in person, or at the very least could become someone more interesting that her answers implied.
They sat and talked and drank out on the balcony until the sun went down and the air cooled, reading together each form as it came in. They finally called it just before the day rolled over. They'd gotten in about half of the total forms. The rest would likely come in over the next few days. But the ritual of reading the early submissions together was done, and now each person had to return to their respective roles.
Sadako stepped back out onto the balcony, having returned from helping Paul to his rooms. She wasn't surprised to see Matathius still there, now sitting on the stone railing with his legs hanging out over empty space. Despite having drained the majority of a very large pitcher of alcohol, Sadako seemed unaffected. Her pale cheeks weren't even flushed. She joined Matathius in sitting on the rail.
He waved his hand and spoke a language she didn't recognize, and the unnatural aurora filling the sky disappeared back where it had come from. Sadako had been surprised the first time she'd seen Matathius give orders to Paul's summon, but by now she was used to seeing it. Those two had known each other for a very, very long time, it was perhaps natural that their summons would become familiar with the other.
"This semester there are going to be a few rather... unconventional students joining your class," he finally spoke up. "When something does happen, and it will, it's fine to make Paul aware of it, but under no circumstances is he to interfere or come to the Halfway House."
Her eyes narrowed. "By unconventional do you mean they might break one of the taboos?"
"I'm not sure what it is just yet, but I felt something strange when I was observing a few of the recruits. Somehow I think I was the one being watched. It might be nothing, but just in case it is something, I don't want Paul stepping foot inside the Halfway House."
"Very well, I will tell him he's banned from the grounds when he wakes." Sadako bowed and then stepped up onto the rail besides Matathius. She threw herself off the edge and onto the back of her summon. The stark white bird stood out brilliantly in the night sky, and then its white plumage filled with darker colors and the whole thing vanished. Sadako's summon was quite something.
Matathius stared at the night sky for a while longer, then took out an old fashioned pocket watch to check the time. "I better get going," he mused to himself. He closed the watch with a click and simply vanished.
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