Realistic or Modern Maricopa High

[Teacup Cat]

People clean my poop and give me food.


I am a Cat God


@Navitic

 

[Reo7]

*Brings a bowl of catnip*


Will this please you m'lord?


@SKUsagi

 

[Teacup Cat]

Ah my faithful servant, you have pleased me


(this should be its own RP xD )


@Navitic

 

[Reo7]

(Then why stop? It should be. xD )


"Anything else that my lord needs?" sayings this while kneeling.


@SKUsagi

 

[Teacup Cat]

I require all the humans in the world to submit to me. Some of these apes would rather worship the filthy mutt


@Navitic

 

[Reo7]

Then we shall destroy the mutts first to eliminate all their hopes and beliefs. To let them know that you are the true god to bow down.


Afterwards, we will enslave the rest of the apes for you to command.


@SKUsagi

 

[Teacup Cat]

Go out and fulfill my wishes and i will grant you 72 (Cat) virgins in the afterlife.


@Navitic

 

[Hello]

*peeks in from around the corner*

 

[Reo7]

CAT GOD IS GREAT! OOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOOLOLOLOOL


*Runs out the room*


@SKUsagi


Welcome! Would you like to join us?


@Hello

 

[Teacup Cat]

Lol this is so weird xD


@Navitic

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

CAT GOD IS GREAT! OOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOLOLOOLOLOLOOL
*Runs out the room*


@SKUsagi


Welcome! Would you like to join us?


@Hello

I swear to fuck if I find out that this becomes an actual Rp...

 

[Hello]

@Nathan22 ~ Slowly but surely it shall!

 

[LoneSniper87]

I will murder every single cat i find with a dog toy

 

[Reo7]

I swear to fuck if I find out that this becomes an actual Rp..

Everything is an RP. If you just BELIEVE it is!


Ikr xD Funny enough when I first made this account I had an separate rp purely on my profile wall xD


@SKUsagi

 

[Reo7]

I will murder every single cat i find with a dog toy

HERETIC! BURN HIM!

 

[Teacup Cat]

lol thats quite amazing


@Navitic

 

[Teacup Cat]

NON BELIEVERS! CAT JESUS IS GOING TO SMITE YOU!


@LoneSniper87

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

I will murder every single cat i find with a dog toy

I agree with this one!! Give him a promotion!

 

[Hello]

@SKUsagi ~ Cat God sama shall I help eliminate them?

 

[LoneSniper87]

But dog backwards is God, so the actual God will smite your pitiful cat faith

 

[Reo7]

I agree with this one!! Give him a promotion!

It seems that they have chosen the wrong god. From this day forward, you are announced as our true enemy and we will fight till you disappear from the earth!


*Takes a spear out*


DIE!!

 

[Teacup Cat]

My faithful servant! I grant you power to smite him with your cats!


@Hello

 

[ZappiestAbyss]

It seems that they have chosen the wrong god. From this day forward, you are announced as our true enemy and we will fight till you disappear from the earth!
*Takes a spear out*


DIE!!

-hides in Russian cake fort- no

 

[LoneSniper87]

YOU'RE ARGUMENT IS INVALID -a 120 pound Great Dane lands on Navitic's head, smappinghis neck and paralyzing him- BOOM

 

[Reo7]

-hides in Russian cake fort- no

CYKA BLAYT Come out and fight me like the dog you really are!