Fantasy Magic Brew Cafè

[Elfia Nightwing]

I'


m so


sleep


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No hangoverp


lz...n


ight

 

[Cryobionic]

Good night!

 

[DestinyRed]

*Waves* Hush little Elfiant, don't say a word


Red's gonna buy you a retarded bird

 

[DestinyRed]

*Pokes Cryo*

 

[Cryobionic]

*Pokes Red*

 

[DestinyRed]

Where do I find a retarded bird???

 

[Cryobionic]

Try finding a birds nest where the mother's kicked out a baby bird to early. Take it. Raise it. You're welcome.

 

[DestinyRed]

... Last time I did that the bird drew blood xD

 

[Cryobionic]

And mine died. I think maybe my method doesn't work.

 

[DestinyRed]

We could bring an Angry bird to life... *Evilly laughs* YES! WE SHALL! I need some pretzels, metal and Fire!


Now Cryo... Can you get an Angry bird?

 

[Cryobionic]

Intrude on it's territory, misspell you're and your in it's face and make sunny side up's of it's children.

 

[DestinyRed]

Your so Mean! *Highfives*

 

[Cryobionic]

You asked! *high fives*

 

[DestinyRed]

I wonder if it's children taste good...

 

[Cryobionic]

It would probably taste like an egg, to be honest.

 

[DestinyRed]

Really? I thought It would taste like bacon or something.

 

[Cryobionic]

Well, I don't really know. x)

 

[DestinyRed]

Maybe they'd be evil eggs!

 

[Cryobionic]

Oh. Now that's an egg from the seventh layer of hell if I've ever seen one. That thing looks like it came straight out of Lucifer's ass.

 

[DestinyRed]

Lucifer's ass? Do you need an Anatomy lesson xD

 

[Cryobionic]

Look at it.

 

[DestinyRed]

It's a Millennium egg. It came out of a chicken's ass.

 

[Cryobionic]

That thing is evil as fuck. It's got to have come out of Lucy.

 

[DestinyRed]

Yes, out of Lucy the chicken

 

[Cryobionic]

That's a great compromise.