Fantasy Magic Brew Cafè (CLOSED)

[Uasal]

"Estelle is a demon!" Ase said sternly "and she hates me , she finds pleasure in torturing me everyday!" the angel sated relying on Marie to support he weight .

 

[Cryobionic]

"Last time I checked," Oliver said dryly, accepting the drink from Buckley, "Estelle is a fourteen year old witch, and you're an immortal angel. I don't know about you, but to me it sounds rather unfair of you to be picking on a kid all the time."

 

[Uasal]

"angels are not immortal you idiot ! thats just a stereotype!" Ase said sternly to the imp "and if i didn't know Marie or the old witch , id swear she was the antichrist!"

 

[Cryobionic]

The imp shrugged, sipping his drink, "Whatever," He smirked, looking her straight in the eye, "I just think it's really petty of you, is all. Besides, she's my friend, and it kind of pisses me off."

 

[Uasal]

"oh do you get an underaged friend drunk !" Ase snapped back "and god only knows what else you've done together!" Ase said glaring at the imp

 

[Cryobionic]

"Hey, that's not fair! That was an accident!" He growled, kicking the back of his shoes up against his chair, his tail curling behind him in annoyance, "And what the hell is that supposed to mean, anyway?"

 

[Uasal]

"listen you overgrown , perverted ,poddle Estelle is a sweet girl when it comes down to it , and i don't need you changing that!" Rodwen shouted at him

 

[Cryobionic]

"I've never done anything to you!" Oliver shouted right back, throwing his arms out in exasperation, his tail snapping against the side of the bar, "Why do you make stupid assumptions about someone you don't even know? I wouldn't do anything to harm her!"

 

[Uasal]

"every imp is the same , no every demon is the same! you fall to sin far to quickly!" Ase shouted back louder than the imp

 

[Cryobionic]

"You know what? Fuck you!" Oliver growled out, his chest vibrating with the sound. It was then that the imp did something incredibly childish, something he probably shouldn't have done. But due to his young age, and spontaneous behavior, coupled with his alcohol induced frustration, it really couldn't be helped, and had the angel actually taken the time to get to know him, she would have known to be expecting it. But sadly, she didn't, which was why, right after the last syllable of Oliver's sentence left his mouth, the imp dumped the remainder of his green drink over her head, dousing the angel in the sticky substance. "Since we're all the same, you should have no problem with me acting like a typical imp, should you, you idiotic, moronic hen!"

 

[Uasal]

Ase looked at herself and her eyes turned fierce no blood thirsty "EXCALIBUR!" Ase shouted as her armband began to glow.


Excalibur appeared in her human form gripping the demons wrist firmly "are you my masters enemy?" she asked sterly increasing her grip with every second that passed.

 

[Cryobionic]

"I don't know, lady," Oliver growled, not even minding the grip. He had experienced worse as a toddler, "Am I?" He raised an eyebrow at the angel, a slight smirk marring his lips as he watched the green goop drip from her bangs, "Am I your enemy, Ase? Do you wanna beat me to a bloody pulp? Because by all means, go ahead. We should probably take it outside though, don't you think? We wouldn't want to get bloodstains on the flooring."

 

[Uasal]

"Excalibur break every bone in his puny body" Ase said frustrated with the imp in her drunken state.


Excalibur lifted the imp up into the air before side kicking him through the window. she followed him through the window afterwards.

 

[Cryobionic]

Oliver landed outside the cafe in a heap of broken glass, rolling over on his side, a crazed giggle escaping his lips. He could feel the shards of glass pierce his skin, drawing blood. As the door to the cafe opened and that sword lady stepped out, the imp reverted back to his old ways, the ways that had gained him the reputation as 'the insane one' back home. He rolled over so that he could face the girl, the moonlight reflecting off his dark hair, and grinned at her, exposing every one of his sharp teeth.


"Oh, come on, darling," He purred, his voice taunting and clear, "I know you can do better than that. Come on, break me."


It was instinctual, and he started to wonder if he really was crazy. Back when he used to get this on the daily, he would taunt his aggressors all the time, knowing that he wouldn't have a chance in the world to fight them off, instead choosing to draw pleasure from enraging them further. It was a defense mechanism, he figured. Never let the attacker get any pleasure from torturing you.


"Be careful, though," He continued in a high pitched singsong, his giggles piercing his words, "You wouldn't want to break one of your pretty, painted nails."

 

[Uasal]

Excalibur slammed her foot down on the imps ribcage the bones within it cracking loudly as she did so. "24" she stated bluntly before moving onto his left arm and shoulder with her opposite foot "37" she got off the imps body looking his body up and down. @Cryobionic


Ase made her way into the bathroom to try and clean herself somewhat. @Elfia Nightwing

 

[Cryobionic]

The imp let out a long, drawn out whine as he felt his chest cave in to the pressure of her foot. He could literally hear every bone in his upper body break with multiple, sickening wet cracks. Oliver rolled over on the dirty pavement, and coughed, vomiting up what looked to be a gallon of blood and other bodily fluids. The pain coursing through his body began to register in his brain, but as he had every other time this had happened, he blocked it out the best he could in favor of sending criticizing, burning remarks his attackers way.


"F-forty two," he spat out, breathing heavily, each breath causing another wave of sharp pain to writhe through his body, "That was d-definitely forty two, you dyscalculia ridden butter knife." Oliver rolled over again, curling up into a ball while more blood spilled out of his body, his tail twitching erratically. "If you're going to... s-show off your k-knowledge of biology, at... least do it p-properly."

 

[Uasal]

Excalibur stood on the imp's left hand breaking the bones "forty two" she then moved onto the other arm, hand and shoulder "sixty" Excalibur knelled down to the demons face griping it firmly picking him up by the skull letting him dangle. "sixty out of two hundred and six" she took her free hand and punched him in the pelvic region.

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

Maria watched the entire scene between Oliver and Ase, her face pale and her voice lost in shock. She gasped coming back to reality when she heard the sickening sound of Excalibur breaking Olivers bones,no this is wrong...she thought running after Ase,"Ase!!! Call her off!" She demanded.


"Ah... I'm so bored..so so bored~" Estelle sang walking to the cafe. She had gotten quiete bored sulking at Maria's so she decided to visit Buckley and Ellie. Who knew maybe Twist would be there!! She thought happily. As she stepped infront of cafe she stopped in her tracks, color draimg from her face, when she saw the crazy sword lady attack Oliver," Stop!!!!" She screached her eyes flasing bring red as she turned excaliburs hands to stone.

 

[Uasal]

"why should i ?" Ase asked trying to wash the goop out of her hair "he called me an idiotic hen and threw up on me , and all that succubus wants is to get inside Estelle's pants!" she sighed getting frustrated with her hair.


Excalibur turned to Estelle and tilted her head "do you also stand against my master?" she asked as oliver slid across the ground.

 

[Cryobionic]

The force of the girls blow, made the small imp slide backwards, hitting the brick wall of the cafe with a thump and leaving a streak of red from where he had been laying, to where he was now. Oliver yelped as he could feel the broken bones in his body shift against each other upon contact with the wall, and he curled in on himself again, his giggles piercing the cold, night air. "Oooh, m-maaan..." He wheezed, couching and wincing as he felt another heave of vomit begin to form, "You're... so much... weaker," He forced out between pained gasps, "Than... the f-fucking... t-troll..."


The small imp let out a high pitched laugh, followed closely by another whimper, as he felt his vision begin to become blurry due to his massive blood loss.

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

" Or....Maybe he's just a stupid kid who got tired of you dissing his best friend!! Boys and girls can be friends! Look at you and Vincent!!" Maria looked a him a panicked look on her face, " Now call of Excalibur or I'll never speak to you again!!" Maria glared at him.Ellie knocked on the door looking nervously between them, " You two might wanna come out and see this.."


Estelle got in between Excalibur and Oliver holding her arms out to block Oliver, " If you wanna hurt Oliver you'll have to go through me!!" she glared at the girl, her hair wiggling angrily, as her eyes stayed bright red.

 

[RegalWindstar]

Akira had gone back to her kingdom temporarily to grab her money planning on taking Oliver out to get him a present earlier, she came through a portal right outside of the cafe and seen what was going on "BACK THE F*** AWAY FROM OLIVER!" Crystals shot up at Ase and excalibur peircing their skin shards close to their hearts "If you touch one more hair on him I will kill you without hesitation. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE DOING TO MY LITTLE BROTHER?! YOU B**CHES! I SHOULD SEVER YOUR DAMN HEADS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE HOUNDS IN THE DARK FOREST FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!" Crystals creeped along the ground and it started shaking her eyes a furious purple her wings pitch black her skin covered in runes. Crystals shooting up around them dangerously randomly.


@Mr Swiftshots @Cryobionic

 

[Uasal]

"very well" Excalibur's hands glowed a bright white before the stone shattered . she griped Estelle firmly by the neck choking her as she dangled in her grip.


Ase looked over at maria "that's different Vincents not a succubus is he!" when Ellie came in and asked her too look at what had happened she watched the scene before her and was unable to speak seeing the girl hang there in Excalibur's grip.

 

[Elfia Nightwing]

Estelle squeaked, scrapping her nails on Excalibur's hand, glaring at the sword. "Excalibur!!!!" Maria screamed glaring at the sword, trying to pull her off Estelle with Ellie, "Stop!!!! Ase do something!!!!!" she screamed, looking panicked and Ase.

 

[Cryobionic]

Vincent exited the kitchen, content with his preparing of the snacks. Since Seera wasn't in today, he figured it would be best if he prepared it himself. He knew better than to touch the oven, though, as his last attempt at making something hot had ended in the near destruction of his kitchen, as well as one, single lonely egg for Ellie. As he had thought it over before, he now realized that one egg wasn't really that much of an accomplishment.


Which was why he had left the cafe for a short time, to buy cold things to serve the Satyr's, who may or may not be coming today. Vincent whistled happily, as he entered the cafe, but stopped dead in his tracks when he saw the broken window, and heard the screaming from outside. Vincent dropped the bags he was carrying and ran over to Ellie, a wide eyed expression on his face.


........................


Oliver blinked lazily, trying to keep up with everything that was happening. At first, he thought he heard Estelle, which immediately made panic rise up in his chest, and made him try to get up. This, however, only resulted in the imp falling back down again, a small scream of pain escaping his lips. Then, there were flashes of light the imp didn't even want to begin to explain. Faintly, he wondered if his body was finally beginning to shut down, as it seemed like everything that was happening around him was absolutely absurd.


Oliver knew, though, that his body had been through much, much worse, and what was happening right now, must actually be a result of something much bigger. Out of reflex, he reached up to rub at his eyes, only to find his arms unresponsive, and throbbing. There was someone screaming now, and he tried to make out who it was. He tried to focus his eyes, but only got blurred motions and lights as a result, making him bow over and vomit once more.