killerlung
Cosmic Mailman
OKAY LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
CHAPTER 1: Enter the Kojo Poetry Brigade
It was a bright summer day in Mithras, the wind blew steadily, the grass swayed with it as if dancing to the instructions of some unknown being. Amongst the swaying trees, and chirping birds stood a group of brave warriors. A man dressed in red robes seemed to lead the group, while , a scantily clad neko girl with daggers, a large imposing man with a massive sword, and a nun followed him eagerly. The group trudged on for quite a ways until they stopped for seemingly no reason.
"Is this it Katsu Kun?" The Neko girl asked in a voice that could only be described as sweet. She bounced up and down, her *cough* assets bouncing with her as she bobbed and weaved slicing at the air with her daggers.
The man dressed in red nodded, "Yeah we're finally here" he said with a smile as he looked up to the cloud filled sky.
The Neko smiled, cheering along with the others in reply, "Yeah alright! so where is it?" they all seemed to ask the man in red, the man they called Katsu.
The red mage smiled in reply, "Wait for it.." he said casually as he stood pulling a staff from his back. The others merely glanced at him, somewhat puzzled with his reply, or at least they were before the earth began to rumble violently. The ground quaked, the sky blackend until it resembled a dark swirling void as something large and menacing approached. The sound of beating wings greeted all of their ears, as a roar pierced the day turned night.
The group all drew their respective weapons as a mighty white dragon appeared, it's massive body crashing down on the earth below and sending clouds of dirt and dust up in all directions. The group all brandished weapons in response, "Alright guys let's get this thing!" the man in red shouted as they all shouted.
45 minutes later...
The group was still battling the massive beast, panting heavily, they were wounded and hurting, even as their healer, the nun healed them they struggled to survive the white dragon's icy breath as it crashed down against their defenses. The red mage Katsu suddenly turned toward the others, "Serah hit me with a rejuv! I'm going in!" he shouted loudly as the nun nodded and a bright light encompassed the red mage.
Suddenly the red mage was coated in fire, wild flames that began to burn brightly and swirl around his form licking at the air and crackling the frost that the dragon spewed at him. The fires soon spread, burning up the frost bitten grass, and building until they rose and formed a pair of fiery wings on the red mage's back. The man they called Katsu's eyes began to catch fire as he shouted some indiscernible incantation and charged at the dragon. His teammates stood in awe, watching as the mage began to burn at the countryside, his battle cry scorching their hearts as well as this land.
The man leaped high into the air, pulling out a long katana that immediately caught flame as he forced it from its sheath, waking the blade from its slumber as he cried out and slashed at the beast with the flaming blade. "Take this, Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" he shouted as he slashed at the dragon, piercing the dragon's massive scales, and shearing a large chunk from the beasts icy white flesh before he was propelled back from the beast, by the beating of its wings. The cool winds tore at the red robes, and sent the mage flying back into the pasture before the beast. The mage landed on his feet, and brought his weapon forth to attack once more.
Though as he did, the dragon suddenly and out of the blue charged and ate the red mage in a without a single seconds hesitation. The group looked on in horror, "No way, one bite" the knight muttered a mere second before he too was on the menu. The nun was next, followed by the neko exhibitionist. One by one the group was taken out, made a meal by the massive white beast.
Meanwhile in a world much different from Mithras, a boy also by the name of Katsu sat in front of a computer screaming at his monitor indignantly. "What! Oh come on! Bastard dragon I'll get you, You'll pay!" he shouted at the screen as he frantically clicked away. Suddenly the messenger lit up on the corner of his screen, it was no doubt the party he was just with, the party he had so carefully selected to take down this dragon.
They rang him, speaking in the message boxes, though as Katsu read the messages his anguish suddenly turned to outrage. "Wait what!? Kicking me from the group? But It's my group!" he shouted as he typed his response.
The knight known as Tatonoki replied, "We can't keep doing this, you keep charging in and we all end up dying" .
Katsu cringed in response, "Your a d-ck Tatonoki, if I recall correctly I'm the one who helped you train when you were a noob!".
A girl soon popped up as well, "Katsu Kun calm down, I'm sure we'll still see each other around, we just don't wanna keep grouping up with you that's all" she pleaded with him.
Unfortunately this only seemed to make Katsu angrier. So with a anguished cry he quickly replied with a resounding "F--k you" and shut off the messenger and the game all together. Bringing his hands up toward his head, ruffling his own hair, he took a deep breath before slamming his face down onto his desk. There he sighed, ignoring the pain of the keyboard keys as they clung to his face, leaving small imprints on his cheek as he turned to stare at the clock. 4'0 clock? Crap he had to be at school in four more hours. Katsu yawned, four hours eh? he thought to himself as he brought his head up and off of his cluttered desk. He groaned, "guess I should get some sleep" he muttered before he paused, his eyes catching the eroge game that amongst the clutter. There his eyes remained fixated on the cute girl that adorned its cover, "Or...." he muttered in reply to his previous statement.
Soon Katsu was giggling to himself like a little school girl, which was ironic seeing as he was playing a game in which the object was to seduce a young school girl.
7:30 am
Katsu awoke to his alarm blaring, he groaned picking his face off the keyboard he glanced upwards looking for his alarm clock, apparently the thing had fallen somewhere in the night, Katsu struggled to spot the thing. It wasn't under the pizza box, or the countless cups of instant noodles that lined his floor. No, then that must mean, Katsu groggily stood though he immediately tripped over ,of all things, his alarm clock. Falling face first into a collection of less than appropriate magazines Katsu groaned. Was this a bad omen? Should he just stay inside again? No, that wasn't an option anymore.
Katsu sighed as he pulled the magazine off his face, blushing ever so slightly from the image he glimpsed on the page, before he turned toward his alarm. Suddenly Katsu's stomach dropped as he viewed the time, OH CRAP! IM LATE! He thought to himself frantically as he burst from the floor and ran to his closet to grab his school uniform. He quickly threw it on, sliding on the pants, then the shirt, the tie, the jacket. He ran over to his bathroom, tripping over a loose convenience store bag and falling to the floor before picking himself up and rushing to the bathroom to brush his teeth, and shower himself in an ungodly amount of cologne before he snatched up his large headphones and phone and ran through the door, slamming it closed behind him as he ran for the train station. He'd have to catch the next train to make it even close to on time.
7:45am
Katsu just barely made it onto the train as the doors closed behind him, snagging his bag ever so slightly. He turned and tugged at his bag until it was finally pried loose from the evil clutches of the train door. He then sighed, making his way to one of the rails of the train. He grabbed onto the rail as the train began to move, his eyelids slowly beginning to fall as gripped the pole in the center of the train for support. He began to dream, suddenly he was face to face with a girl dressed in black. She looked at him with eyes that seemed to change colors with each passing second, he stood in silence for a moment before he tried to speak. "Rei please, say something! Anything! Come back!" he shouted at the girl, grabbing her arms and trying to pull her closer to him. Though as he went to grab her his arms fell through her, he fell through her, falling into a black ocean that stood beneath the two. As he looked up, drowning in that black sea, he could see Rei smiling gently.
Suddenly Katsu awoke with a jump, in his headphones the MAD track was just ending. Had he listened to it in his sleep!? He looked around the train and realized rather quickly he was the center of quite a bit of attention. He tried to figure out what it was that would warrant the gawking eyes that now stared at him with such fascination. Katsu glanced over suddenly realizing that his hand had gripped the pole so tightly he had bent it into a simply absurd shape. Was this the MAD!? Oh Crap I've gotta get outta here! he thought frantically as the train reached its next stop. It wasn't his stop of course, no he was nowhere near that lucky.
Though he had to escape nonetheless, he thought as he ran, fleeing the train as fast as he could muster. He didn't look back not even for a second, afraid that someone might call the authorities or else question him. Why did he have to go to school today!? This could all be avoided if only he could've stayed at home! he thought desperately as he reached the streets and tried to figure out just where he was.
8:00 am
Katsu sighed, picking up a rather relaxed pace. He was already late, what was the point of hurrying anymore? He groaned, hoping that the student body president, Takahashi Reiko wasn't the one in charge of hall duties today. If she was he'd surely never hear the end of it. That girl had it out for him, he just knew it.
Katsu yawned once more, and hit skip on his phone to hear the next track. He stared at the artist, trying to remember just when he downloaded this particular song when he bumped into a rather large man. The man turned in response, "Hey watch where your going!!" he shouted at Katsu.
Katsu not hearing the man over the sound of his headphones, nodded and apologized before moving forward. He still had quite a ways to go if he was gonna get to school. Katsu kept moving forward, anxious to escape this boisterous man. Though as he walked on he noticed that this man was by no means alone, no he wasn't a man, he was a student!? And these were his gang?
Suddenly it dawned on Katsu that he hadn't just bumped into some man, no he was never that lucky. He had bumped into a delinquent gang leader. Right, of course! of course! he thought to himself in that all too familiar pessimistic tone. What came next happened in much the same way as he imagined it would.
The gang leader stopped, "Hey I'm talking to you!" he shouted before running after Katsu and yanking him up by the collar. Katsu of course continued to listen to that mysterious artist that had somehow wound up on his phone, looking at the man with a somewhat clueless expression, he turned the volume down and smiled at the rather large man. "Yes?" he asked in as cheery a tone as he could manage.
The man winced, obviously pissed at Katsu for his disrespect. "You, do you know who I am!?" he asked as his crew began to surround the two, watching the scene no doubt hoping to catch the sight of a beating. Katsu glanced around trying to count the others before returning his gaze to the large man. "No clue, hey are you famous?" he asked excitedly, though this excitement was no doubt thinly veiled sarcasm the man played along.
"I'm Kakozu Tori, the head of the White Lotus Tigers, and I don't take kindly to little snot nose punks like you" he growled as his grip tightened on Katsu's collar. Katsu smiled all the same, "I'm sorry, do you have any tissue? if my nose offends you I'll be sure to clean it right away" he said once more, with that thinly veiled, all too excited sarcasm. The man cringed, his expression becoming dark and oh so terrifying as he brought a fist back to punch Katsu. Katsu sighed in response, CRAP I hate this part, he thought as he scrolled the few clicks on his phone. 1...2...3...4...5 yup that's it here we go, he thought as he located the part on his playlist that his MAD track resided. He clicked the track just as The man's fist began to fly through the air, suddenly Katsu's eyes began to shine a bright green as he head butted the man. And watched as the punch veered off course.
The man let go of Katsu's collar, and Katsu crouched as he hit the ground, sweeping the legs out from under the man. "Congratulations you won! CLICK NOW CLICK NOW CLICK NOW!" Katsu's shouted as he leaped onto the man's chest and began to bludgeon his face with a flurry of frenzied blows. The onlookers began to cringe in horror and shock before they
too charged Katsu. Katsu jumped from the leader's chest, and began to dodge and parry between the men. "local singles in your area, CLICK NOW CLICK NOW CLICK NOW!" he cried as he jumped into the fray.
8:08 am
Katsu sighed glancing around at all the defeated foes. Blood covered his shirt and to a lesser degree his jacket. He cringed, trying to think of a perfectly logical excuse with which to provide his teacher. When he couldn't think of anything, he groaned, and approached the leader once again. He checked on the large man, making sure he'd be fine without immediate medical attention.
Katsu cringed, his head still ringing a bit in the aftermath of his MAD infection. The song had ended three minutes ago and yet still he felt the high pitched whine in his head. Was it like this for everyone? He'd be sure to ask Harumi sometime, he thought to himself as he assured the leader would be fine. Katsu paused as a pack of cigarettes fell out of the man's jacket pocket.
He picked up the cigarettes, opening up the pack as he walked away from the beaten gang. He pulled a lighter and a cigarette from the pack as he walked, wondering what smoking was like. Of course all the action heroes smoked but he was no action hero. Or...was he? Katsu glanced back at the bloody men he had left in a heap behind him. Okay maybe he was, but he wasn't a good one. With a sigh Katsu thought what the hell? and with a shrug he popped a cigarette into his mouth and lit it. Though no sooner had he taken a breath before he began to cough and choke wildly, spitting the cigarette out onto the ground below. Yeah, he was no action hero, not even a good delinquent. Katsu continued to choke, his eyes watering up as he struggled to bring his coughing under control.
As he did he immediately threw the cigarettes on the ground and stepped on them, Dammit, never again! he angrily thought as he walked away. Though as he walked he couldn't help but notice that the high pitched whine in his head was now gone. Katsu sighed, well at least that was over he thought as he neared the school.
8:30 am
Katsu looked around uneasily as he tried to covertly enter the school. If only he could get to his gym locker he could change into his gym uniform and avoid all the needless conversations about this blood. Yes! That was the plan....
NOW FOR THE RULES!!!
1. Cussing is fine but keep it reasonable (like character accurate)
2. ALL POSTS MUST BE AT LEAST 1 PARAGRAPH
3. try to play the characters as the children/teens that they are, (so no overplayed out maturity)
4. THE MORE DESCRIPTION THE BETTER
5. Let's keep things pg-13, if things get a little hot just add a fade to black
6. Please be literate (try to use proper punctuation and don't confuse your present and past participles)
7. HAVE FUN
- UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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