MAD! The Battling Otaku

3:01pm


Aki sighed as he sat at his desk, waiting a few seconds longer than everyone else, hoping to avoid the crowds he waited calmly, before gathering his things and picking himself up from his desk. He stood, before glancing over at the sleeping Katsu. What happened to you? he wondered a moment before he sighed, "I guess I might as well leave you a note" he said as he turned to unpack his pack and write a note for Katsu. He'd decided to head to Akihabara district, after all he'd grab that game that he'd seen, then maybe he and Katsu would have something to talk about tomorrow. He smiled faintly as he finished the note and laid it down before heading out the classroom door.


He'd walk down the halls with hesitant steps, hoping all the while that Katsu'd wake up in time to come and meet him. Of course that wouldn't happen, no, Katsu was fast asleep his head no doubt still hanging limply while thin stream of drool leaked from his agape mouth. Aki smiled faintly, though he couldn't say why, he just felt relieved since Katsu had returned to school. Though Katsu was definitely different than he remembered, he was sure he'd eventually return to his old self, he had to after all. Because Katsu was Katsu, the kid that was always running around with dreams of being the next rockstar to shake up the establishment. Aki turned a corner and headed down the stairs, thinking to himself all the way. He suddenly shuddered as he reached for his shoes, What if Katsu never came back!? What if there was no coming back from what happened? Afterall if Katsu was this changed, if he couldn't get himself back to normal then what hope did he have? What hope did anyone have!?


Aki grabbed his shoes and began to put them on in a huff, tying them tightly and shaking his head all the while. "no, no, no he's gonna come back" he muttered reassuringly to himself a moment before he finished tying off his left shoe. He grabbed his bag, finally calming himself down as he turned his attentions towards the door. His breath was still coming in ragged gasps, his panic attack not yet subsided as he forced himself to stand, grab his bag and head out towards Akihabara.


Of course he wouldn't make it far before a rather unusual girl appeared in the center of the courtyard with open arms. Aki paused a minute, his head turning from person to person as he watched people pass by the beautiful girl, their eyes meeting her before glancing down towards her many bags, and their tongues beginning to gossip.


"Does that girl go here?" one girl asked her friend as they passed the girl whom seemed to stay frozen in her embracing pose, " I don't know, What class is she in?" he friend responded.


"She's so pretty!" a petite freshman by the name of Modaka announced jovially, her voice squeaking in glee as she turned to her group of friends.


Meanwhile a group of freshman boys began to take their own conversation from Modaka's lead, "Yeah, but look at all those bags I bet she's a handful" one replied.


The bravest among them grinned, "I don't care bro, I mean look at her!" he announced as he gestured toward Momoko. "I must confess to her!" he shouted, to which his friends responded with shocked faces. The group of guys grabbed the boy by his collar before he could charge headfirst toward the mysterious beauty, "Cool down Romeo, you don't got a chance" they responded with exasperated groans as they dragged their friend away. "Noooo! My love!!" he shouted as he was dragged past the school gates.


His friends merely sighed, "Your love? Give us a break!!" they shouted at him, as they dragged him off. OF course they weren't wrong to be frustrated after all Tokome had a habit of falling in love with whatever type of girl his horoscope told him was right, last week it was Yamada, the week before that it was Modaka, and week before that it was Sensei!


Aki sighed watching all of this play out, he shook his head before returning his gaze to the mysterious new student. But by now the girl was kind of hard to make out, what with the flocks of guys that swarmed her. Aki eyes widened in surprise, of course she was surrounded by guys, she had practically invited them, and she was well she was beautiful, though maybe a little risqué what with the length of her skirt. Aki blushed a bit at the thought of what she was wearing beneath that skirt, though he quickly shook the thought away.


His face now cherry red with flush, and his ears practically burning as he hung his head low trying to walk past without being noticed. He'd just past Momoko and was heading toward the gates when Reiko burst out onto the scene, her anger already at what he imagined was its peak. Aki turned around just in time to see Reiko storm over to Momoko, the student council president would give this new girl a once over before recruiting the new student rather forcibly to accompany her on her Festival duties.


Aki sighed a breath of relief as he finally crossed the threshold of the campus gates, and rounded the corner. He'd wanted to stay, to say something or make new friends but something told him that it would all turn out the same. He'd end up the butt of some joke, or doing favors for some upperclassman until they got tired of him and finally told him off. After all those were the kinds of fleeting friendships he'd had, the kinds that just seemed to get worse when Katsu stopped coming to school, and the computer club closed down at their old middle school. Aki kicked a can as he headed for the train station, his mind so lost in thought that he didn't notice the mass of thugs that passed him as he reached the train station. Little did he know where the thugs were headed, or that the Student's Council's business would take them to the very same spot he was headed, on the very same train...


3:31pm


As Aki rode the train and neared his stop at Akihabara he glanced at the window watching the blur of scenery pass him. He loved the sight of the colors blending together as the train sped by, he smiled faintly before very familiar voices broke his concentration. Oh no! he thought to himself as his phone began to ring in his pocket, he didn't feel it though as he turned around. Suddenly greeted with the sight of the Student Council president, and the second in command.


Meanwhile...


Katsu growled angrily as Aki's cell went to voice mail, "Damn" he muttered under his breath as he sighed a breath of warm frustrated air. He kept glancing down at his phone, his headphones blaring as he began to dial in a text for Aki. "Damn how could he just let me oversleep like that! I could be grinding right now" he muttered, as a certain special someone shouted his name. Of course Katsu couldn't hear Harumi's school girl squeal over the chorus of the song that was booming in his headphones. The next thing he felt was Harumi leaping onto his back. Katsu's eyes widened in shock as he suddenly struggled to keep the two of them from falling face first into the dirt. Katsu cringed, a moment before Harumi began to shower him with her shallow kisses. Katsu blushed a bit, if only a bit before he turned the volume down on his phone, the music hushing so that he could hear Harumi. "Ha-Ha-Harumi Senpai!?" he asked almost in disbelief, though perhaps this was somewhat believable given her recent infatuation with him. He had just saved her with his MADs a little over two weeks ago, come to think of it, it was the second time he had ever used the blasted thing, and now she was straddling his back, her sizable breasts firmly pressed against his back.


Katsu began to start lecturing Harumi when that very detail began to become apparent, "Senpai you can't be doing this, I'm a freshman and-and I keep telling you I'm not the-the guy your looking fo-fo-fo-fo-for.." that last word was cut short by Katsu's realization. His face grew as red as a hot iron, as he his back flexed under the weight of Harumi, further pressing itself up against her breasts.


Kirruru laughed at Katsu's predicament, pointing and snickering before he glanced over to notice the thugs that were closing in on Katsu while he was so very distracted. "Umm Katsu~" the mischievous cat called out as he floated right above the boy, who was now attempting to set Harumi down on the ground. "Kaaaatsuu~" the cat called out, in an vain attempt to get Katsu's attention as the lead thug charged Katsu.


Katsu had just turned and placed Harumi onto the ground, after struggling to get her to release her unreal grip around his neck. "Okay now..." Katsu was cut off as he turned a bit, some strange wind causing him to turn into the punch of the massive boy that had charged him while he was so very unprepared.


Katsu went flying back, falling off his feet and tumbling into the dirt. His body rolled end over end a few times before finally coming to a stop. The group of thugs suddenly halted, laughing amongst themselves as Katsu lay face first in the dirt. The group laughed and began to turn their attentions toward the bewildered Harumi.


"Hey babe, why are you talking with a loser like him?" the first guy remarked as the others began to close in on Harumi, like hyenas to a corpse. As the men began to hit on Harumi, not even bothering to check on the freshman boy that lay still in the dust, they'd fail to notice the boy's fingers grasp his phone tightly. A single finger pressing the button to skip the tracks until a familiar sound greeted the boy's ears.


"Oh boy, you ready to start then?" asked Kirruru, with a coy grin as he floated right beside the phone, the MAD track already selected on the screen as Katsu managed to merely nod, his vision still seeing double as he weakly pressed the select button in the center of the phone. Suddenly his body shot to life, his muscles began to twitch, his eyes filled with algorithms he could not hope to understand nor comprehend. His eye twitched as he took to his feet and stood before the group of distracted thugs.


The thugs didn't even notice the boy stand as they continued their advances on Harumi a moment before a deafening shout caused them to redirect their attentions toward the boy now standing before them. "Congratulations you won!!!" Katsu shouted in an almost too enthused tone, his demeanor so ecstatic, his face contorted in a crooked smile.


"We won? What Another round kickin your ass..egghbleergh" the man was cut off with a spiral like kick, "Loading Taekwondo, wheel kick" Katsu muttered in a trance like whisper before he fell to his feet after knocking the man's head into the dirt. He walked to the thug as he tried to get up, raising his right leg up as he finally stopped before the bloody faced thug that tried to take to his feet. OF course the thug was cut short by the devastating axe kick that slammed his head into the dirt once more, this time his body went more or less limp, though his foot still twitched ever so slightly, good he was still alive, it would be troublesome if he wasn't. Had the MADS computed that!? Was it computing how to do the same to the others!?


That question would be answered in a mere second, Loading Krav Maga, Katsu's mind thought in a voice in no way his own. Meanwhile in the real world Katsu shouted like a madman once more, "Having trouble in the bedroom, act now and have her saying oh!" he recited as if a commercial. Katsu ran into the fray, first jumping up and into a man's face he grabbed him and plunged his thumbs into the thug's eyes. The thug screamed, before Katsu let go, watching as the thug reflexively reached up towards his eyes. That was when Katsu let three full force blows loose into the thugs rather distasteful family jewels.


Katsu then dashed off allowing the thug to collapse before he ran forwards a few feet before stopping abruptly, his fighting style changing again as a group charged at full speed with fists raised. Loading Judo, his mind thought once more as he got into a much different stance. This time he waited for the first student to throw a punch, moving his body just a dash out of the way he grabbed the arm and using the force of the blow propelled the man into the ground over his shoulder. He then turned to do the same to three more students, dodging each blow and throwing one after the other into another. He smiled with the same wicked grin before he loaded another fighting style and unleashed a series of Mua Thai on all those that remained.


As the last thug fell, a cloud of dust obscured the courtyard, a cloud that blew away just as Katsu's track ended. There in the center of groaning and unconscious thugs stood a single unimposing freshman, his eyes suddenly faded, the green hue disappearing as his eyes locked with what appeared to be a pink haired guy, the leader of this crew no doubt. Katsu glanced over toward Harumi, "Go find somewhere safe Senpai" he said with a cringe. Of course he couldn't help but sound cool in a moment like this, but deep down he knew that doing so would no doubt cause more problems than it would solve, especially with his Harumi problem.


He turned toward this new arrival, "So umm can I help you? I can see youhave a problem with me, but I don't even know you so, if you don't mind I just want to go home and play games until the sun comes up.." he said with a sigh as he reached his hand up to the bridge of his nose, wincing a bit as he dealt with the slight ringing that came with a MADS come down.


Suddenly and without warning Kirruru appeared, "Why hello audience It's me Kirruru! Your favorite LOL-cat here to rack in the total body count, so far it seems as if fifteen students were taken down in this afternoon's battle. When we add that with the eight guys from this morning that equals twenty three! twenty three thugs, not bad Katsu! But come on you can do better than that! I mean only 6 bone breaks, and 7 fractures!? But hey, he did manage to critically wound a man's manhood. Ouch, that hurts just thinking about it, you monster Katsu!" the cat proclaimed as it disappeared in a burst of static above the school turned battlefield.
 
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Harumi squeed happily as she clung tightly to her darling Katsusama's back. When he was finally able to pry the joyous girl from his body she simple bounced on her heels with a smile. "Oh Katsu, It's fine! You don't have to hide your true feelings here whenever it's just uh-" Suddenly Harumi was cut off as a fist flew in from almost out of nowhere, or well, that's how it seemed to her, she was far too distracted by her Katsu-love to have noticed the gang of thugs that stealthily approached the front gates of Kojo Academy and PUNCHED HER KATSU IN HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE!


"
Hey! Who do you think you are? What's the big idea?!" Harumi yelled, raising a fist as she could feel a vein in her pretty pale forehead raise and pulse in anger. How dare they harm a single head on her wonderful Katsu!


"
Oh, looks like the pink-haired cutie has a bit of a saucy side~!" One of the thugs teased as they all circled in around her.


"
Yeah, I like it." Another sneered.


Suddenly Harumi didn't feel so tough. She seemed to shrink a few feet as the group of thugs came in nearer. Their faces were masks of perverse enjoyment and mischievous ideas. Harumi felt herself begin to sweat a little as her wide blue eyes searched her surroundings for a way out.



"
Ka-katsu...?" She whimpered, hoping with everything that he was okay and perhaps, would pop into to save her once again but, that was too much to hope for hm? Despite all her feelings for her true love, she was aware they after all they were just kids, just humans. As obsessed and infatuated with this fairy tale idea of what her and Katsu are as she was, she wasn't stupid, she knew there was limits; even if she would never admit it.


Then, just like a shining beacon of light her Katsu-hero swooped in, announcing his glorious arrival to her rescue! It was
almost perfect, almost as in he was yelling what sounded like computer pop-up ads instead of sweet nothings but hey, Harumi would take what she could get. Her eyes now shone with more of a brilliant blue of hope instead of despair and her heart pitter-pattered in her chest.


"
Oh, Katsusama I knew you'd rescue me again!" She sighed dreamily as she watched her hero fly around her, kicking butt and not bothering to take names, all the while yelling commercials like some looney- mad man. He was perfect for her. When he was done, he stood alone in the middle of the wreckage and perfectly executed a killer one-liner, just for her. She could swear had it not been only around 3:30 pm she would have seen the sunset crown his silhouette, masking his face in a mystery of undie-dropping, dream-girl perfection as his voice dripped with an anime fan-girl's wet-dream.


"
My place is right next to you, Katsusama." Harumi's voice was airy and her eyes shone with stars. There was no way he was getting her to just get up and leave, she couldn't just let him take this all on himself.
 
time = 03:00





The bell rang loudly, echoing through the entire school. Kon's ears twitched slightly as it reached his ears, and finally, FINALLY, he could find Katsuhiro Tenshi. This was what he had been waiting for, to deliver the sacred letter to Katsuhiro Tenshi. The moment in which he would observe an eruption of data about the actions of a human being! Kon's eyes sparkled as he walked firmly toward the door, with his enthusiasm causing him to shove the other students to the floor. His eyes flitted to them for one moment, but continued on the task on hand. He ignored the complaining and whining of the unimportant organisms behind him, making his way to the front gate.


There was a rush of air as he turned slightly to dodge the fist that had been aiming at the back of his head. He raised an eyebrow as a female human angrily tried to hit him for pushing her down earlier. She was in the way.


"Apologize!" she shouted angrily at him, glaring heavily. Kon's eyes glazed over slightly, giving him a lost expression as he thought, 'This is boring, this reaction had already been logged by the Data System Overseer'. He dismissed her by punching her in the stomach; humans always solved things with violence, and he had to fit in, after all! Shocked gasps and muttering came from the surrounding scarecrow-like students that had crowded around, and they parted as he walked away to find Katsuhiro Tenshi.


time = 03:30





Kon wandered throughout the school, feeling a bit perturbed. Why was Katsuhiro Tenshi so hard to find? He continued traversing through the hallways, blinking slowly as an idea came to him.


He had only been wandering on the inside of the school! No wonder he couldn't find Katsuhiro Tenshi! He'd find him if he went outside! Kon walked outside, a small satisfied smile on his face that soon faded, leaving his face blank and emotionless as he observed the scene of carnage that lay before him. Two human organisms were staring at each other, one with pink hair and the other looked frail and weak while splattered slightly with blood. A contrasting sight.


'I wonder if one of them is Katsuhiro Tenshi?' Kon thought. 'The one that appears to be weak would be Katsuhiro Tenshi then...' Oh look there was a girl too. Maybe he can ask her, she looked nice. He approached her holding the love letter held out in front of him.


Kon stared into the female human's eyes. This female was interesting, there would be a reason for which she was caught in the mess of humans who had been clobbered by the dark-haired one. He opened his mouth and shouted loudly yet somehow managing to stay monotone to get her attention! "Female human! Is the name of the dark-haired male human Katsuhiro Tenshi?! I have a love letter for Katsuhiro Tenshi! I must give it to him!"
 

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