Safety Hammer
A walking piece of shit in a stupid looking jacket
Loudwater is your average town in the upper peninsula of Michigan. Shrouded in trees, the only notification that you are entering the sleepy nook of the north is its famous road sign which simply reads in big painted letters: "WELCOME TO LOUDWATER: A SAFE HAVEN FROM THE PINES". A cozy little town, this little hamlet in the north is known for its multiple tourist attractions as well as it's eccentric but mostly friendly townsfolk. Stay at the Northern Lodge, our beautiful hotel resort and take in the sights. Walk into town and shop at one of our many fabulous and interesting shops. Visit our museum in the center of town and be amazed by our rich history dating back to before America was settled by the pilgrims. Take a stroll down our beautiful shoreline that borders Lake Superior, the biggest of The Great Lakes! And don't forget to stop by Rita's Diner for a slice of its famous cherry pie!
But don't go exploring in the woods.
People don't come back from the woods.
And most importantly,
Come Back Soon!
But don't go exploring in the woods.
People don't come back from the woods.
And most importantly,
Come Back Soon!