@General Deth Glitch @Heyitsjiwon :
As the fist Attolians examine the lay of the land in the Marketplatz, they rapidly gain the attention of some kind of town crier drawing attention to some kind of barn or... tavern or inn? being advertised in the 'Platz...
"NEW FRIENDS! COME TO DONKEY RATS! BEST FOOD OF MAEDER'S EXILES!"
"Try our salt broth! It's salty! I promise it's not saltwater! It's good!"
"we've got Rat ala Shark! It's a large rat stuffed in the head of a shark!"
"Not interested? We've got Shark ala Rat! It's one of our biggest roasted cappies, stuffed with baby sharks! It's fancy! You eat it!"
"Like nuts!? We got pecans AND almonds! Lots! You TOTALLY won't go out of your mind because it's all we have to eat here! They're good!"
"Keep coming round and see our facilities as we renovate! At Donkey-Rats' -- we're INFESTED WITH HOSPITALITY!!!"
The outside and edifaces are a wreck, but it actually is starting to look pretty comfy inside. Lots of tables with no fewer than four enormous fireplaces. Lots of seating and... ahem... dining... but the real draw is a bar which serves both watered-down beer, and some of the finest vintage wine most Attolians have ever seen? (exiles gain ONE luxury point)
Maybe looks can be deceiving regarding this venue's promise and it's true potential...
"DID WE MENTION SHARK ALA SHARK!?"
....then again, maybe not.
As the fist Attolians examine the lay of the land in the Marketplatz, they rapidly gain the attention of some kind of town crier drawing attention to some kind of barn or... tavern or inn? being advertised in the 'Platz...
"NEW FRIENDS! COME TO DONKEY RATS! BEST FOOD OF MAEDER'S EXILES!"
"Try our salt broth! It's salty! I promise it's not saltwater! It's good!"
"we've got Rat ala Shark! It's a large rat stuffed in the head of a shark!"
"Not interested? We've got Shark ala Rat! It's one of our biggest roasted cappies, stuffed with baby sharks! It's fancy! You eat it!"
"Like nuts!? We got pecans AND almonds! Lots! You TOTALLY won't go out of your mind because it's all we have to eat here! They're good!"
"Keep coming round and see our facilities as we renovate! At Donkey-Rats' -- we're INFESTED WITH HOSPITALITY!!!"
The outside and edifaces are a wreck, but it actually is starting to look pretty comfy inside. Lots of tables with no fewer than four enormous fireplaces. Lots of seating and... ahem... dining... but the real draw is a bar which serves both watered-down beer, and some of the finest vintage wine most Attolians have ever seen? (exiles gain ONE luxury point)
Maybe looks can be deceiving regarding this venue's promise and it's true potential...
"DID WE MENTION SHARK ALA SHARK!?"
....then again, maybe not.