LAST person to post is the winner!!!

A child asks his mom: "mom wants dark humor?"

Mom: "see that man with no arms over there? Tell him to clap"

Child: "Mom! I'm blind.."

M: "exactly" (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
 
"You can't say hitler was bad through and through. He did kill Hitler after all."
 
What’s the difference between me and cancer? My dad didn’t beat cancer.

(I half combined your jokes XP)
 
ok now imma go to dad jokes I find bc apparently the school has blocked dark jokes XD
 
we need to find Sen more jokes!!!

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

(I have a thing against grandfathers apparently)
 
oh... that's sad... we're here for you while he isn't... ik how it is, im like that over the summer...
 

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