LAST person to post is the winner!!!

[Ezina-Kusu]

i dunno why but it reminded me of this joke (lit has nothing to do with it, my mind works in odd ways):
My friend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I-

 

[LORD SHAXX]

ship em to a Chinese restaurant

 

[Silent Child]

"I told Kobe to crash at my place, not into the side of a mountain!"

i dunno why but it reminded me of this joke (lit has nothing to do with it, my mind works in odd ways):
My friend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

I remember that one

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

..yk this guy is very similar to lunar

 

[Nokumi dreemur]

*slaps sid* HOW DARE YOU! DOGS ARE PETS NOT FOOD!

 

[Silent Child]

I can see it a little, but Sid's a sulfur addict... Lunar's a... well... lunar

 

[LORD SHAXX]

i wanna meet lunar!

 

[Silent Child]

...alright, I'll get him here when I can... XD he's my best friend

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Sen put em in a chat with lunar. These guys are gonna be friends

 

[LORD SHAXX]

*holds out altoids for minty*

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

Mishu you know that altoids are mints yeah? (seriously I had to look it up XD)

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I didn't even know

•epically takes them, ready for hours of burning mouth• why thanks yOu

 

[LORD SHAXX]

i also got pocket rocks

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

we all know what you like to do with those pocket rocks. Between Surgess and her bricks and you and your rocks I'm not sure we can ever have any decent décor... or windows

 

[shawn clown]

Tell me the darkest joke you got!

whats the difference between an ak47 mag and 27 jews?

Spoiler

the bullets leave the chamber first

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

holy-

 

[shawn clown]

how many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb

none cuz there to busy beating the room cuz its black

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

haha I heard many different versions of that one

 

[Silent Child]

same XD

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I didn't expect that one

 

[Ezina-Kusu]

ermmmm.... how about....

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died... “Are you still holding the ladder?”

 

[Silent Child]

oh I feel like ik that one XD

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

Lmfao

 

[_Yua Watanabe_]

I want
I for one want Donald trump to be president.














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