Fantasy [kGs] BoD_OOC

[Malphaestus]

bitch i dropped that class , teacher was bad

i just wanna harness my inner ritual lover and do some blood sacrifices

You failed chemistry, so what do you expect of the ritual.

 

[Malphaestus]

They do?
(checks lore)

I wrote them, so yes.

 

[Pilgrim59]

I wrote them, so yes.

I totally did not forget about the bloodfeasting stallions.

 

[Remembrance]

You failed chemistry, so what do you expect of the ritual.

idk , im not expecting magic , just a ritual of filial piety to the ancestors in hopes of possible blessings , characters can infer and attribute certain happenings to them but it’s just coincidence yknow

 

[Pilgrim59]

Stikes Omg hiiii. How are ya?
Welcome to the OOC! Any idea what char you'll be playing as?

 

[Malphaestus]

idk , im not expecting magic , just a ritual of filial piety to the ancestors in hopes of possible blessings , characters can infer and attribute certain happenings to them but it’s just coincidence yknow

You do realize that buddhist cosmology is scientific. As was the daoist.

 

[Remembrance]

You do realize that buddhist cosmology is scientific. As was the daoist.

i don’t think it’d be out of the way to say that a small family from the boondocks are still capable of enacting rituals that may not entirely work

 

[Malphaestus]

Not technically false.

 

[Malphaestus]

Stikes Omg hiiii. How are ya?
Welcome to the OOC! Any idea what char you'll be playing as?

You should have introduced them in less bulletpoint fashion.

 

[Pilgrim59]

You should have introduced them in less bulletpoint fashion.

Ok dad. Smh.

 

[Malphaestus]

Ok dad. Smh.

Oh, am I the parent now.

 

[Pilgrim59]

Oh, am I the parent now.

Yes. You are indeed the father. Now go play with our kids, I gotta sleep. Have fun! Don't die.
Toodles!~

 

[Remembrance]

dadddd ! im hungry lmao
Malphaestus

 

[Malphaestus]

I disown you all.

 

[Malphaestus]

I will be answering questions in the GM's absence.

 

[Orikanyo]

I wrote them, so yes.

Wait really? God damn

 

[Funnier President]

I disown you all.

 

[FiveElemental]

dadddd ! im hungry lmao
Malphaestus

Hi hungry imao! I'm Dad!

 

[FiveElemental]

I disown you all.

Then I shall replace you

 

[Orikanyo]

May double down on the farmer instead, the Lord's family had modest beginnings, so, it may help us in the long run.

Besides, the farmer is the foundation of civilization, you cannot eat law, you cannot eat silk, iron shall only break your teeth.

In the simplicity, perhaps I shall find enlightenment...

But.. does that lead me to a fun damn story, or a life of playing second fiddle to all?

 

[Funnier President]

Then I shall replace you

I always wanted a Step-Dad.

Can we take this as Prim and Mal had a divorce?

 

[Remembrance]

May double down on the farmer instead, the Lord's family had modest beginnings, so, it may help us in the long run.

Besides, the farmer is the foundation of civilization, you cannot eat law, you cannot eat silk, iron shall only break your teeth.

In the simplicity, perhaps I shall find enlightenment...

But.. does that lead me to a fun damn story, or a life of playing second fiddle to all?

be a farmer , u don’t have to be a fighter , just have a retinue of badass farmers with overwhelming strength that they use to take stumps out of the ground by sheer hand force

 

[Orikanyo]

Chad Farmers out in the field, powered by pure Qi cultivated through hard work, connections to the earth and the smiling faces of the people.

Pure wholesome hours.

Reject martial prowess, become God of Harvests.

 

[FiveElemental]

Chad Farmers out in the field, powered by pure Qi cultivated through hard work, connections to the earth and the smiling faces of the people.

Pure wholesome hours.

Reject martial prowess, become God of Harvests.

What is this? Beware of Chicken?

 

[ThatWhichShouldBe]

I will be answering questions in the GM's absence.

Papa Mal, how’s cultivation going to progress in this game?