Thalia_Neko
Ten Thousand Club
"My moniker? What's that?" The skeleton asked, almost looking offended as he reeled back a bit, only to laugh. "I don't know who told you that, but that's a joke, or a lie, I hope the former, cuz if it's the latter that's just rude and mean and uncalled for! I assure you!"
"My rumors? Ahhhh!!" The skeleton seemed pleased, though it was impossible to tell just by his outward appearance. "You have a keen mind, sir! Rumors are amongst my best 'merchandise'! Yohoho! Anyone dumb enough to not heed my rumors wouldn't last long in the labyrinth, I assure you! OH~? Are you interested in the curse, sir? Hm, for you? -" The skeleton seemed to regard the man. "Ahhh~ Well, isn't this interesting? Yes, the Targeted Curse's negative effect for you is quite obvious, sir. If you were to be cursed, then for 2 floors, you would not be able to wield a weapon at all!! YO HO HO HO! What a conundrum! How would one survive 2 WHOLE floors without a trusty weapon? Certainly a terrible negative effect, wouldn't you say! But with such a requirement, I'm sure you'd earn a big pay off in the end!" Since Seymour began asking other questions and about his other wares, the Skeleton's mind did not dwell on his rumors for very long, causing Seymour to not be able to read anything about them. The skeleton's mind was like the rapids of a river, constantly rushing towards the next item he could sell in a sales pitch.
"Hm? No.. No I don't think so. How many low level weapons do you find that have such incredible effects? Certainly not many, wouldn't you say? This weapon's got quite a rare ability! You're paying for that, obviously."
This time Ripoff almost looked offended, or he was incredulous at the very least. "Heh heh.. Sir. While, yes, planning out your path through the labyrinth is a good idea... It is quite presumptuous of you to assume you'll last that long, don't you think? Instead of considering what merchants might exist, or what they might sell you in the future, perhaps you should instead focus on the one before you now, and how you'll survive the labyrinth right now. Hm?"
"My rumors? Ahhhh!!" The skeleton seemed pleased, though it was impossible to tell just by his outward appearance. "You have a keen mind, sir! Rumors are amongst my best 'merchandise'! Yohoho! Anyone dumb enough to not heed my rumors wouldn't last long in the labyrinth, I assure you! OH~? Are you interested in the curse, sir? Hm, for you? -" The skeleton seemed to regard the man. "Ahhh~ Well, isn't this interesting? Yes, the Targeted Curse's negative effect for you is quite obvious, sir. If you were to be cursed, then for 2 floors, you would not be able to wield a weapon at all!! YO HO HO HO! What a conundrum! How would one survive 2 WHOLE floors without a trusty weapon? Certainly a terrible negative effect, wouldn't you say! But with such a requirement, I'm sure you'd earn a big pay off in the end!" Since Seymour began asking other questions and about his other wares, the Skeleton's mind did not dwell on his rumors for very long, causing Seymour to not be able to read anything about them. The skeleton's mind was like the rapids of a river, constantly rushing towards the next item he could sell in a sales pitch.
"Hm? No.. No I don't think so. How many low level weapons do you find that have such incredible effects? Certainly not many, wouldn't you say? This weapon's got quite a rare ability! You're paying for that, obviously."
This time Ripoff almost looked offended, or he was incredulous at the very least. "Heh heh.. Sir. While, yes, planning out your path through the labyrinth is a good idea... It is quite presumptuous of you to assume you'll last that long, don't you think? Instead of considering what merchants might exist, or what they might sell you in the future, perhaps you should instead focus on the one before you now, and how you'll survive the labyrinth right now. Hm?"