Realistic or Modern Infernal Intervention - OOC

[Lemercer]

Ooookay the big one. The controversy.

Prophet is probably the closest to being correct, Son of God is like a quarter? correct, and him actually being God is eh but kinda on the money in a way. He's a trained harbinger of the will of Shaddai who was created for publicity reasons to be literally the biggest monotheistic Bad Boi in the land who would attract all of the sinners to get their sins taken to the car wash so he could rake in all of that Aether dough so really Lemercer YOU ARE BASICALLY PLAYING A DIFFERENT HEBREW GOD'S EQUIVALENT OF JESUS RN EXCEPT THE FIRE-SHIELD CREATING ANGEL MURDER VERSION AND NOT THE GENTLE-VOICED HIPPIE SUPERMAN WHO MAKES GOD'S PR RATINGS SHOOT UP JUST SAYING.

As to whether or not you'll meet him, eh -shrug- who knows, I'll throw him in there if HaShem and Olam also end up creating their own Harbingers because the Fist of the North Star parallels will be the most blasphemous, legendary things I may ever go to some sort of Hell for putting on paper.

Lemercer PLOT TWIST YOU WERE JESUS ALL ALONG COME HERE YOU PROPHET

SHIT

 

[Lemercer]

WHAT IF THERE WAS A HARBINGER SQUAD DUDE.
JESUS, ASHER, ________, ________ - THE HARBINGERS OF THE SEMITIC GODS
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING SICK

 

[idalie]

SHIT

Art WILL F A N B O Y

 

[Lemercer]

Art WILL F A N B O Y

OH GOD N O

 

[idalie]

OH GOD N O

YOU'RE MY HOLY BOYE

 

[GumGumChomp]

OH GOD N O

Mara is just thinking "why the FUCK doesn't jesus hate demons"

 

[Lemercer]

YOU'RE MY HOLY BOYE

Mara is just thinking "why the FUCK doesn't jesus hate demons"

WHAT HAVE I DONE. I ASKED A QUESTION THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ASKED. I KNEW IT TOO. DAMN IT.
for the record I am NOT getting crucified

 

[GumGumChomp]

WHAT HAVE I DONE. I ASKED A QUESTION THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ASKED. I KNEW IT TOO. DAMN IT.
for the record I am NOT getting crucified

Too late, Mara is turning into a Roman now.

 

[idalie]

Too late, Mara is turning into a Roman now.

WHAT HAVE I DONE. I ASKED A QUESTION THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ASKED. I KNEW IT TOO. DAMN IT.
for the record I am NOT getting crucified

I'll be Judas

 

[ZacksQuest]

WHAT HAVE I DONE. I ASKED A QUESTION THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ASKED. I KNEW IT TOO. DAMN IT.
for the record I am NOT getting crucified

Don't worry about crucifixion. As far as Harbingers go with their Fist of the North Star equivalents, Jesus Christ is the equivalent of Toki and your shieldy boi is basically Kenshiro.

You know what Kenshiro has that Toki doesn't have by the time that show ends?

He's still alive

 

[idalie]

This could be us, but you playin' Lemercer

 

[Snek]

idalie
LOL the first racist kobold joke has been fired. Many more to come, I'm sure

 

[Nastarial]

This could be us, but you playin' Lemercer

ROFL XDD

 

[idalie]

idalie
LOL the first racist kobold joke has been fired. Many more to come, I'm sure

Ur a real cool snake on legs tho bro x

 

[Lemercer]

Don't worry about crucifixion. As far as Harbingers go with their Fist of the North Star equivalents, Jesus Christ is the equivalent of Toki and your shieldy boi is basically Kenshiro.

You know what Kenshiro has that Toki doesn't have by the time that show ends?

He's still alive

that radiation tho
but ALSO that makes me like, stronger if we're using that comparison

 

[Lemercer]

This could be us, but you playin' Lemercer

THIS FUCKING KILLED ME

"give me the good good ash"
"i swear on myself"

 

[idalie]

THIS FUCKING KILLED ME

"give me the good good ash"
"i swear on myself"

Icantrfuckingbreahte

 

[Lemercer]

Icantrfuckingbreahte

Those two posts are my favorite so far. on this whole website.

 

[ZacksQuest]

that radiation tho
but ALSO that makes me like, stronger if we're using that comparison

I mean in that show Toki and Raoh were both stronger, Ken just defeated one of them with the power of GRIEF.

 

[Lemercer]

I mean in that show Toki and Raoh were both stronger, Ken just defeated one of them with the power of GRIEF.

we need a jagi (side note I barely watched the show so)

 

[idalie]

Those two posts are my favorite so far. on this whole website.

>Am a comedic genius obs

 

[ZacksQuest]

Ooh also way late to the party but ThatGuyWithSouvlaki I understand that it's pretty hard to catch up, if you want out of the RP I understand. You're always free to come back whenever there's a free position open. Just let me know how you want your character to be taken out of the RP and I'll work that in there ok? Thank you so much for being part of this for a little while, though, I really appreciate that!

 

[Lemercer]

ZacksQuest you're late to today in general buddy. You have a post to make i think. maybe not. idk.

 

[Lemercer]

actually might be GumGumChomp

 

[GumGumChomp]

I mean, Mara did address the director, and he would be a good force to calm the whole situation (even though she'll sit down now either way)