If you were in a video game, what would the character above you drop when they die?

Saoro Aika Red
The forbidden ink used by the Saoro, a tribe that was thought to have been lost to history long ago. 'Aika', in this tribe, refers to a wielder of the most dangerous Saoro fighting arts. Those who don the red ink never return from their next mission.

Platinum Dog Tags
These used to belong to a member of Platinum Spade, one of the PMCs in the region rivalling yours. Evidently, the target was collecting trophies.
The codename on the dog tags reads 'Copperhead'.

Attaché Case
What appears to be an aluminum briefcase is actually heavily reinforced with carbon fibers, but the lock seems to have been broken someh-
"Listen carefully. You are to deliver the substance and case to the Bedullin Palace in twenty minutes. Drop the items off at the specified point, then exfiltrate.
"And one more thing: do not open the case."
"You're wasting time. Start making your way over to the drop point now."
"DO.
NOT.
OPEN.
THE.
CASE."
Attaché Case
This aluminum briefcase is heavily reinforced with carbon. The information inside is likely highly classified, and far above your pay grade. You should just bring it to the drop point and forget about it.
"Your cooperation is appreciated."
You open the case, and all you see is... green, cascading letters, numbers, and symbols...?
You were expecting a dossier of some sort inside the case, but this... is beyond your ability to describe. Are you sure you want to continue peering at the cascade of symbols?
 
official clown business said:
Saoro Aika Red
The forbidden ink used by the Saoro, a tribe that was thought to have been lost to history long ago. 'Aika', in this tribe, refers to a wielder of the most dangerous Saoro fighting arts. Those who don the red ink never return from their next mission.

Platinum Dog Tags
These used to belong to a member of Platinum Spade, one of the PMCs in the region rivalling yours. Evidently, the target was collecting trophies.
The codename on the dog tags reads 'Copperhead'.

Attaché Case
What appears to be an aluminum briefcase is actually heavily reinforced with carbon fibers, but the lock seems to have been broken someh-
"Listen carefully. You are to deliver the substance and case to the Bedullin Palace in twenty minutes. Drop the items off at the specified point, then exfiltrate.
"And one more thing: do not open the case."
"You're wasting time. Start making your way over to the drop point now."
"DO.
NOT.
OPEN.
THE.
CASE."
Attaché Case
This aluminum briefcase is heavily reinforced with carbon. The information inside is likely highly classified, and far above your pay grade. You should just bring it to the drop point and forget about it.
"Your cooperation is appreciated."
You open the case, and all you see is... green, cascading letters, numbers, and symbols...?
You were expecting a dossier of some sort inside the case, but this... is beyond your ability to describe. Are you sure you want to continue peering at the cascade of symbols?
Click to expand...
I hate you but I also love you.

Pistol - It fires bullets.
 
*Balancing Red Orb - (Cosmetic) Use: a pet will learn the trick to balance things after 3 uses (can only use once per day). Ability allows the pet to carry 1 item from your inventory while out of combat

*Two-nipple Pacifier - (Giftable) Can be gifted to a lvl 2 or below creature. Creature becomes friendly and follows the user. If the creature lives for 30 days, they become a pet for the user, and the item is recovered.

*Great's Soul Orb - (Consumable; Legendary) You absorb the soul of Alexander the Great, becoming the next reincarnation. You can equip 1 [ Legendary ] item ignoring class restrictions
 
Egret's Talon (2/3)
"'Egrets don't hunt with their talons' are very fitting last words for a man who's about to kill themselves with their own shield." - Zenith Egret
Subverter | Causes electronics to work against their users. Turrets will shoot guards, teleporters will send people to space, etcetera.
Rechargable | Recharges for free whenever you visit a friendly station.
Extreme Range | Can be used at a far greater range than usual.
Silenced Shotgun
Guns are typically used to shoot people.
Silenced | Shots can only be heard from a meter away.
Super Shotgun | Fires 16 shots in a 90-degree arc.
Lethal | Causes people to die, usually forever.

Kayle's Lucky Blindsider (3/3)
"This fine gadget has been passed down twenty-seven times since I retired, and it's saved the users from an early grave every time. After all, the Blindsider doesn't care what crazy situation you get yourself into, or whether you're still conscious. Two seconds is still two seconds." - Kayle Twofer
Visitor | Teleports you to any location in range, then teleports you back to your original position after 2 seconds.
Self-Charging | Continuously recharges itself for free.
Extreme Range | Can be used at a far greater range than usual.
Rechargable Swapper (0/5)
One of several Glitcher teleporting devices. Very useful as a party trick.
Swapper | Swaps places with any target in range. Useful for getting farther in a ship or causing guards to commit involuntary suicide.
Rechargable | Recharges for free whenever you visit a friendly station.
High-Capacity | Carries more charges than usual.

Glitchers Scrapbook
"Hey, your kid's gonna be a Glitcher someday, right? Get 'em one of those little tools and this scrapbook, and they'll be glitching in your footsteps in no time." - Glitchers
Scrapbook | Catalogs all jobs this group has taken part in and provides a detailed history of the most famous glitching stories to date. Useful for learning how to become a glitch thief yourself.
 
official clown business said:
Saoro Aika Red
The forbidden ink used by the Saoro, a tribe that was thought to have been lost to history long ago. 'Aika', in this tribe, refers to a wielder of the most dangerous Saoro fighting arts. Those who don the red ink never return from their next mission.

Platinum Dog Tags
These used to belong to a member of Platinum Spade, one of the PMCs in the region rivalling yours. Evidently, the target was collecting trophies.
The codename on the dog tags reads 'Copperhead'.

Attaché Case
What appears to be an aluminum briefcase is actually heavily reinforced with carbon fibers, but the lock seems to have been broken someh-
"Listen carefully. You are to deliver the substance and case to the Bedullin Palace in twenty minutes. Drop the items off at the specified point, then exfiltrate.
"And one more thing: do not open the case."
"You're wasting time. Start making your way over to the drop point now."
"DO.
NOT.
OPEN.
THE.
CASE."
Attaché Case
This aluminum briefcase is heavily reinforced with carbon. The information inside is likely highly classified, and far above your pay grade. You should just bring it to the drop point and forget about it.
"Your cooperation is appreciated."
You open the case, and all you see is... green, cascading letters, numbers, and symbols...?
You were expecting a dossier of some sort inside the case, but this... is beyond your ability to describe. Are you sure you want to continue peering at the cascade of symbols?
Click to expand...
Oh no! I've been Rickrolled! *kills self*
 
*Basket of Fish - (Charges: 8) Use: Spent a charge to create one -Fish- item (consumable)

*Hairline Companion - (Pet) A playful little monster that accompanies you in your adventure and likes to hang out in people's hair

*Grandma Wig - (Cosmetic) Wearing this will get you confused for an old lady
 
Colorful Garments (Outfit, Cosmetic)
I guess that's one way to express yourself.

Reismaldi (Sword, Legendary) - This weapon's true potential cannot be mastered unless it is used by someone who is skilled in fine arts such as performing and painting.
Known by many as the Sword of Abstraction, this weapon is famous for being so impractical that it ends up being useful in combat anyway. Its neon swaths are responsible for singlehandedly causing several artistic coups throughout history.

Aether Reliquary (Staff, Legendary) - Once per campaign, you may plant the staff firmly into the ground and accept its blessing, replacing each of your Spells with powerful Arcane Spells for the duration of the current encounter.
Since the church is situated right next to the college of arcane arts, it was inevitable the two would come together to create one of the most powerful relics in the world. This endless wisdom this staff carries allows the wielder to better understand some of the world's unexplainable secrets.
 
Macaroni & Cheese: Recovers hp and removes hunger

Fork: Can be used as a weapon if your desperate for a weapon and you are terrible at using your fists.
 
Robin wing: eat it, i dare you

Distraction spell: become a stripper and distract the guard while your friends steal the gold.

Blueish purple cape: pretty
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USELESS!
 
Stage Lights - I'm afraid she won't be getting her deposit back on these lights any time soon.
Causes you to be In The Spotlight when performing moves with dramatic flair during combat, improving the effects of your performance.

Black Sweater - The perfect choice for night walks. Just make sure to clean off the blood or you'll also look like a murder victim.

Silver Locket - A pristine locket that seems to have some sentimental value... or at least it used to. You feel like it would be a bad idea to open this.
 
Some type of hidden quest item. A relatively small statuette of a gargoyle, slightly grotesque and victorian in design. Upon inspection you make a note
“??? What could this be? Perhaps it can be used to unlock something hidden on the map.”
 
Hero costumes! You can now be your favorite hero!
Gadgets for all type of situations
And a cape(Unless that comes with hero costume....)
 
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