Ritorna Me
The Glorious.
Horn of Destruction
When held it destroys anything your hands touch
When held it destroys anything your hands touch
If you were in a video game, what would the character above you drop when they die?
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The Pun Tyrant
Skinned Face- Wearing it covers your identity and has a 20% chance of making you seem as a friendly for enemies associated with the mask. Enemies are unable to innitiate combat unless you attempt to move through them.
Boots of the Milita Dancer- On use, creates a 10 foot radius circle. Your movement speed is doubled while inside that circle, and movement requires less energy. 2hr cooldown.
Fallen General's Medal- Aesthetic Item
Boots of the Milita Dancer- On use, creates a 10 foot radius circle. Your movement speed is doubled while inside that circle, and movement requires less energy. 2hr cooldown.
Fallen General's Medal- Aesthetic Item
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
Crimson Rose (Curio; Masterwork) - A rose specially crafted with the help of a master enchantress. It's appealing to the eye, but it works for more than just looks.
When your blood level goes below 40%, this artifact shatters into petals, restoring 30% of your blood and granting a light magical shield. This item is bound to the wearer until their death.
The Countess's Sable (Outfit; Royal) - This cloak was said to have been made from the wings and talons of a pearl wyvern before hunting them was outlawed several years ago. Most believe this to be a mere rumor, but the Countess does love to spread rumors.
This outfit provides high protection against magical attacks and is difficult to pierce even with mythril weapons. It doesn't provide any protection from the front, but it does not inhibit the wearer's mobility or fashion in any way.
Cymbeline (Tome; Royal) - A one-of-a-kind tome specially created for the Countess. Fire spells are normally quite lacking in grace, but this tome carries the accuracy, light weight, and eye-catching properties of the other elemental spells while still maintaining the immense power fire is known for. It may not be the real Cymbeline from stories and legends, but it certainly is the most impressive replica that will ever be made.
When your blood level goes below 40%, this artifact shatters into petals, restoring 30% of your blood and granting a light magical shield. This item is bound to the wearer until their death.
If someone happened to see this on you, they would surely assume you killed the previous wearer in a way that didn't draw any blood. That would make you a very dangerous person indeed.
The Countess's Sable (Outfit; Royal) - This cloak was said to have been made from the wings and talons of a pearl wyvern before hunting them was outlawed several years ago. Most believe this to be a mere rumor, but the Countess does love to spread rumors.
This outfit provides high protection against magical attacks and is difficult to pierce even with mythril weapons. It doesn't provide any protection from the front, but it does not inhibit the wearer's mobility or fashion in any way.
Pearl wyverns are known for their legendary resistance to mythril, but you can feel from experience that this was made from a different kind of wyvern. It's not rated for anything stronger than steel. Evidently, the rumors proved more than effective as a deterrent against attack. Until today.
Cymbeline (Tome; Royal) - A one-of-a-kind tome specially created for the Countess. Fire spells are normally quite lacking in grace, but this tome carries the accuracy, light weight, and eye-catching properties of the other elemental spells while still maintaining the immense power fire is known for. It may not be the real Cymbeline from stories and legends, but it certainly is the most impressive replica that will ever be made.
Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
A horn
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
Two horns! With earrings... hornrings... whateverrings hanging from them!
You can wear them on your head, and if you don't want to pierce your ears or anything this is the perfect solution!
You can wear them on your head, and if you don't want to pierce your ears or anything this is the perfect solution!
FoolsErin
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Aerous’s Talon (Magic Item; Mythical) A talon plucked straight from the bird-based chimera Aerous, strung on a ribbon to be worn as a necklace. The magic allowing him to exist as a gorgeous fusion of the most beautiful feathers allows you to don some as well.
This necklace allows the wearer to shapeshift into almost any feathered creature at will, as well as transform back to their original form.
Binding Ribbon of the Negatives (Magic Item; Rare) A ribbon commonly used in marriage ceremonies for the warrior people of the southern country Negat. You may not be tying the knot any time soon, but you can still reap it’s benefits from being amongst your allies.
Boosts strength by 5% when near allies, 8% when near friends, 10% near family, 12% when near romantic partners, and 15% when near spouses.
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FoolsErin
when you at the when you you when the
And for the hell of it, one for me too.
Human Hair (Crafting Item; Trash) - You probably shouldn’t burn this.
Used in the crafting recipe for voodoo dolls and similar items.
Scrunchie (Vanity Item; Uncommon) - A blast from fashion past that’s making a comeback. This item is equipped in the vanity slot for a helmet.
It’s a vanity item. It doesn’t do anything but make you look beautiful.
Shoulderless Pink Blouse (Vanity Item; Uncommon) - Cold shoulders indeed. This item is equipped in the vanity slot for a chestplate.
Purely a vanity item. Doesn’t do anything except make you look good.
Earrings of Dreams (Hoop) (Magic Item; Very Uncommon) - The inconvenience of sleeping with these on is almost worth one of the best naps of your life. Almost.
Temporarily boosts stats for fifteen minutes after a short rest, and for thirty minutes after a long rest.
Human Hair (Crafting Item; Trash) - You probably shouldn’t burn this.
Used in the crafting recipe for voodoo dolls and similar items.
Scrunchie (Vanity Item; Uncommon) - A blast from fashion past that’s making a comeback. This item is equipped in the vanity slot for a helmet.
It’s a vanity item. It doesn’t do anything but make you look beautiful.
Shoulderless Pink Blouse (Vanity Item; Uncommon) - Cold shoulders indeed. This item is equipped in the vanity slot for a chestplate.
Purely a vanity item. Doesn’t do anything except make you look good.
Earrings of Dreams (Hoop) (Magic Item; Very Uncommon) - The inconvenience of sleeping with these on is almost worth one of the best naps of your life. Almost.
Temporarily boosts stats for fifteen minutes after a short rest, and for thirty minutes after a long rest.
Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
Nothing. They have nothing of interest.
Ritorna Me
The Glorious.
WEIRD WIG
Confuses the enemy making them think you are their ally
Confuses the enemy making them think you are their ally
Ichigo_Kurosaki
New Member
absolutely nothing
Lord Food Person
Lord of Food
That angry look on their face for a more at peace look
FoolsErin
when you at the when you you when the
FoolsErin
when you at the when you you when the
Ahem, back to scheduled programming.
Fries (Consumable; Common) - Deep fried stick-shaped pieces of potato. How delicious. Would be better with some ketchup.
Ketchup (Consumable; Common) - A sweet and tangy sauce made from tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar that's found in practically every grocery store. Would be better with some fries.
Sorry for constantly replying to this, I'm just having a fun time writing these little item things out.
Fries (Consumable; Common) - Deep fried stick-shaped pieces of potato. How delicious. Would be better with some ketchup.
Ketchup (Consumable; Common) - A sweet and tangy sauce made from tomatoes, sugar, and vinegar that's found in practically every grocery store. Would be better with some fries.
Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
You heard me! All you do is grant XP!
(OMG! I'm a poet and I didn't know it!)
beanwacked
my name is judas and i brought you murder
Pearls of Midwinter's Daughter (×1) (Boosts cold resistance)
- From the myth herself, her death was inevitable due to her destruction of the forests. She had gone mad from her own power.
Gems from Mermaid's Cove (×5) (Crafting Material)
- Gems from Mermaid's Cove are often stolen by a civilization of the half fishes. They are often sold for a hefty price, traded, or used to craft weapons and armor.
Crossbow of Fury (×1)
- A crossbow with golden carved into the borders resembling fire.
Love letter (×2)
- A batch of love letters by someone named Sammy. They read of some adventure towards the treacherous Maloria, a volcanic city of the dead. This Sammy must be a knight.
A hat resembling a scouts (×1) (3% armor boost)
- Most likely obtained from the Acornforth scouts.
- From the myth herself, her death was inevitable due to her destruction of the forests. She had gone mad from her own power.
Gems from Mermaid's Cove (×5) (Crafting Material)
- Gems from Mermaid's Cove are often stolen by a civilization of the half fishes. They are often sold for a hefty price, traded, or used to craft weapons and armor.
Crossbow of Fury (×1)
- A crossbow with golden carved into the borders resembling fire.
Love letter (×2)
- A batch of love letters by someone named Sammy. They read of some adventure towards the treacherous Maloria, a volcanic city of the dead. This Sammy must be a knight.
A hat resembling a scouts (×1) (3% armor boost)
- Most likely obtained from the Acornforth scouts.
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official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
Derringer - This simple pistol is miniscule in size, making it extremely easy to hide in a boot. It may only have two shots, but the element of surprise makes it one of the most dangerous weapons around.
Loaded: High Powered Bullet x2
Compass - A fine compass that provides an easy way to navigate when paired with a sextant. There's currently a picture of the former Captain's family inside, which you should probably cast aside and replace with your own picture.
Cloth Eyepatch - This hastily improvised eyepatch will conceal a missing eye, but it lends itself well to the classic pirate trick of keeping one eye well adjusted to the darkness.
The Captain
For the avid seafarer, this is more than just a navy-blue outfit. It's a symbol of status and authority, respected by crewmen and even feared by pirates. Out at sea, there's only one way to inherit the title of Captain.
This set contains:
-Captain's Hat
-Captain's Coat
-Captain's Pants
Set Bonuses
You inspire your crew through fear, respect, or both, granting a Morale boost to all crewmembers in close proximity.
Once per encounter, saying "This is the Captain speaking" will draw the attention of everyone in the area even through loud noises. This can either be used as a distraction, as an attempt to parley, or simply to get everyone's undivided attention for a brief moment.
Loaded: High Powered Bullet x2
Compass - A fine compass that provides an easy way to navigate when paired with a sextant. There's currently a picture of the former Captain's family inside, which you should probably cast aside and replace with your own picture.
Cloth Eyepatch - This hastily improvised eyepatch will conceal a missing eye, but it lends itself well to the classic pirate trick of keeping one eye well adjusted to the darkness.
The Captain
For the avid seafarer, this is more than just a navy-blue outfit. It's a symbol of status and authority, respected by crewmen and even feared by pirates. Out at sea, there's only one way to inherit the title of Captain.
This set contains:
-Captain's Hat
-Captain's Coat
-Captain's Pants
Set Bonuses
You inspire your crew through fear, respect, or both, granting a Morale boost to all crewmembers in close proximity.
Once per encounter, saying "This is the Captain speaking" will draw the attention of everyone in the area even through loud noises. This can either be used as a distraction, as an attempt to parley, or simply to get everyone's undivided attention for a brief moment.
Idea
The Pun Tyrant
*Little Imp's Mask - (Equipment- Head) +5 Intelligence, 5% chance to cast [ Intimidate ] on hit.
*Reigns of the Magic Cart - (Mount)- summons a magical cart you can drive and carry up to four allies in. 250% Running speed.
*Tizo's Nasty Lunchbox - (Consumable)- Get a stomach ache. Speed, strenght and agility reduced by 20% for 10 minutes. Can be gifted.
*Reigns of the Magic Cart - (Mount)- summons a magical cart you can drive and carry up to four allies in. 250% Running speed.
*Tizo's Nasty Lunchbox - (Consumable)- Get a stomach ache. Speed, strenght and agility reduced by 20% for 10 minutes. Can be gifted.
Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
Undergarments of a slain Magical Girl - A odd piece of clothing that can fetch a high price from perverts.
Link Joker Shard - An item that creates evil versions of heroic beings. Can fetch a high price in a shop.
Link Joker Shard - An item that creates evil versions of heroic beings. Can fetch a high price in a shop.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
Nothing that I know of.
official clown business
Okay so our name is Piss and we are the Mafioso
Pacifier - Used to suppress babies, usually if they're crying. They'll focus on sucking on the pacifier instead of pain or other negative emotions.
Good job. You just killed a baby, you monster.
What are you gonna do, skin him next?
Rhinoceros Ball - This big red ball is deceptively light, considering it's strong enough to hold up against the charge of an adult rhinoceros. It's an easy way to keep yourself entertained.
Good job. You just killed a baby, you monster.
What are you gonna do, skin him next?
Rhinoceros Ball - This big red ball is deceptively light, considering it's strong enough to hold up against the charge of an adult rhinoceros. It's an easy way to keep yourself entertained.
AlexneushoornTheGreat
Steve Rhino
White Cap - A wearable piece for your character, raises Charisma by 3 points, raises Defence by 2 points, but lowers Speed by 1 point and Attack by 2 points.
Crowbar - A tool useful for beating down zombies and hostile survivors in an apocalypse.
Crowbar - A tool useful for beating down zombies and hostile survivors in an apocalypse.
BackSet
The Great Thief Yatagarasu!
Keratin Horn - Like an Ivory Tusk but not illegal.
Elucid
Pearannoyed
PokéBall - It's just a cute little ball that PETA is against for some odd reason.
BackSet
The Great Thief Yatagarasu!
Walking Stick - Despite all appearences to the contrary, this cane makes a rather swell weapon.
Gundam Watcher 27
A woman since 2024
Pokeball
Item
Used to catch a Pokemon.
Sell for 100?
Yes <
No
Item
Used to catch a Pokemon.
Sell for 100?
Yes <
No
